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Quick summary of the U.S. Election (in satire)

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Hey guys, been a long time since I posted here, sorry about that. Anyway, I know a lot of the users here aren't U.S. citizens but are constantly being battered with election tidbits. Well don't worry! In 3 minutes and you will know all you need to know!

 

 

 

Obama (the black one)

 

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-Liberal

 

-Change

 

-Change

 

-newbie

 

-Dislikes war

 

-Oh, and Change

 

 

 

McCain (the old guy)

 

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-Bush's party

 

-Been in the Senate for a long time

 

-war Vet

 

-"war is necessary sometimes"

 

-Old

 

 

 

 

 

With me so far? Good, now to polish it all off the good folks at JibJab released their two and a half min video of this year's election, a must watch.

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saw the jibjab video a couple of days ago. damn good stuff.

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Haha, that's funny.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

I haven't looked at JibJab in years. Hahah, I have to check this out! :D

I don't really car, cuz I'm only 13, but I heard it all summed up somewhat like this before. Ahem.

 

 

 

"Hilary for women, blacks for Obama, fight over that for a long time, we all vote for McCain."

the jib jab thing doesnt work for me but whatever

 

 

 

i think theres a little more to the election that that

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Hahah, that's pretty funny. JibJab is amazing. :lol:

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the jib jab thing doesnt work for me but whatever

 

 

 

 

i think theres a little more to the election that that

 

Hmmm..... *watches video again*

 

Nope, that's pretty much it ::'

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Obama FTW. I suppose most people know my reasons already.

 

Change, change, and....a little more change right? :D

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"He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder."

I still supporting Dr.No. If any thing for me it will came down to a write-in vote for Dr. No or a vote for the Constitution Party's Chuck Baldwin. ::'

I don't really car, cuz I'm only 13, but I heard it all summed up somewhat like this before. Ahem.

 

 

 

"Hilary for women, blacks for Obama, fight over that for a long time, we all vote for McCain."

 

 

 

Don't take satires so seriously.. :lol: Obama has huge support in states like Oregon (over 50% of voters) which are predominantly white..

McCain is a crazy mother [bleep]er.

 

 

 

That's all I really wanted to say.

Can't imagine how much people will be disappointed with Obama

 

 

 

The funny thing is that his policies were pretty much the same with Hillary, and yet he's the "hope" of America :lol:

the reason obama beat out hilary was he was more charismatic and knew how to make people believe in his ideas, he was more of a common person. and if hilary did win the presidency it would be her and bill in the white house and it would feel like a king and queen thing.

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That is probably the best video i've seen on the internet for a long time, words can't describe my thanks for that.

 

Thanks trapical! :thumbsup:

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Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :)

Can't imagine how much people will be disappointed with Obama

 

 

 

 

I'd rather be disappointed with Obama than a guarenteed 4 more years of the same [cabbage] as Bush.

Can't imagine how much people will be disappointed with Obama

 

 

 

 

I'd rather be disappointed with Obama than a guarenteed 4 more years of the same [cabbage] as Bush.

 

 

 

 

 

Just to let you in on a little secret here:

 

 

 

Being in the same party doesn't mean you think the same way or have the same ideas, or talk the same way.

If Obama wants so much change why doesn't he go to the bank or something? Just shows a little something about our candidates (and citizens too) .McCain is no genius either

 

 

 

 

 

If you want to see a black guy asking for change you can just go to the tenderloin.Here come the flames

My carbon footprint is bigger than yours...and you know what they say about big feet.

 

These are the times that try mens souls...
Can't imagine how much people will be disappointed with Obama

 

 

 

 

I'd rather be disappointed with Obama than a guarenteed 4 more years of the same [cabbage] as Bush.

 

 

 

 

 

Just to let you in on a little secret here:

 

 

 

Being in the same party doesn't mean you think the same way or have the same ideas, or talk the same way.

 

Regardless, if they're in the same party they must have similar ideas no? McCain wants to continue the war; thats a big NO in my book.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Can't imagine how much people will be disappointed with Obama

 

 

 

 

I'd rather be disappointed with Obama than a guarenteed 4 more years of the same [cabbage] as Bush.

 

 

 

 

 

Just to let you in on a little secret here:

 

 

 

Being in the same party doesn't mean you think the same way or have the same ideas, or talk the same way.

 

 

 

McCain's voting history in the senate says otherwise.

 

 

 

You're practically voting for Bush if you vote for a guy who has supported 95% of Bush's initiatives.

John McCain is way different from President Bush. He is different on energy policy, immigration, campaign finance, and global warming. Those are all major things.

 

 

 

 

 

And if your talking about voting history how about we talk about Obama's record of being the most liberal in the senate for 2007?

My carbon footprint is bigger than yours...and you know what they say about big feet.

 

These are the times that try mens souls...

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