subway765 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I was sitting in bed tonight with my dog, about to go to sleep when I notice a strange smell. My dog gets off the bed and goes to the floor. I then felt something wet on my elbow. Imagine my surprise when I find out my dog peed on my bed. In fact, she did the same thing on monday. On Monday, the same thing had happened, but I didn't see any signs of her pee, so I just threw my sheets into the wash. Now I'm stuck without a bed. Any suggestions on what to do? Ie, pills, doctor, etc. I let her out everynight before I go to bed, and she is 8 years old, yellow lab. I like chocolate chip pancakesDO YOU?Barrows:Guthans Warspear x1Dragon:Shield left half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 try not letting her sleep on your bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Why not just get some cleaning supplies and scrub it out? The work is worth being able to sleep in a bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 try not letting her sleep on your bed never expected that one.. lol. how about the usual. don't let her drink a lot of water before sleeping.. making sure she uses the neighbour's lawn before sleeeping. teaching her how to use your little sibling/older sibling's bed for toilet activities... :thumbsup: getting her mind checked out... incase she saw the exorsist and wets herself when you turn off the lights ie your puppy might be afraid of the dark, you or your bed. maybe you had bedbugs in your bed and she wanted to kill them. maybe you had someone else... like another dog in your bed and she was marking her terrority...? i know personally my cat gets jealous if i play with other cats or dogs... maybe your doggy wanted you to change your sheets. and.. yea at the end of the day.. get a phsyciatrist or a vet to look over your dog. maybe both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roberthree Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Crazy idea, don't let disgusting animals into the area you sleep? Honesty, sleeping with pets is just begging to get pissed on. Anyways, BBL OFF TO SLEEP WITH A RACCOON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Your dog is probably incontinent. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Range_This11 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Just close your door at night. I used to leave mine open and my dog (60 lbs.) would come up and sleep with me on my bed. I wasn't too mad, but she just hogged the bed big time. Just close your door and BAM problem solved. "He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Beat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Beat it. They told him don't you ever come around here Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it. *cough* Yeah, that probably won't work if she's incontinent. Or bigger than you. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paten Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Erm... obviously don't let him sleep on your bed... -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azvareth Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Piss on whatever it* is your dog usually sleeps on. Eye for an eye and all that. *don't piss on your bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infi Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Crazy idea, don't let disgusting animals into the area you sleep? Honesty, sleeping with pets is just begging to get pissed on. Anyways, BBL OFF TO SLEEP WITH A RACCOON You are a travesty. Sleep on the couch is the simple solution. 99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshinjapan Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 It's bound to be a bladder infection. YOU! ATTEND TET EVENTS! CLICK HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roberthree Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Crazy idea, don't let disgusting animals into the area you sleep? Honesty, sleeping with pets is just begging to get pissed on. Anyways, BBL OFF TO SLEEP WITH A RACCOON You are a travesty. Sleep on the couch is the simple solution. So, the human sleeps on the couch and the dog gets the bed? You're screwed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 try not letting her sleep on your bed Also Robert, will you just PLEASE STFU and stop making yourself look like a moron. Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 *sigh* can we all please stop this from escalating into a flame war? :? anyways, whoever said it was a bladder infection is prob right... specially if doggy looked guilty after she did it. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfreind Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Beat it. I was (still am actually) listening to Beat It when I read this (just after he said it in the chorus too)...Wonder what the odds of that are...(yeah, I listen to MJ, what of it? Just because of what he did/didn't/does/doesn't do doesn't mean he didn't have great hits, plus, anything is better than rap imho). I would say take your dog to the vet and get her checked out. It can't hurt to get her a checkup anyways, and if the vet does find something (probably a bladder infection, which sucks, but quite probable for a lab, especially one that old), you'll be glad you took her, and "early detection is the key to prevention." Tbh, it sounds like a bladder infection (I don't think eating something odd would induce random urination..at least it hasn't for my dogs, and I have 3 black labs from 7 months to 8 years old). [hide=Funny Quotes]So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.-.- im not that freaking youngYou were a couple years ago.It's not racist if its true.Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k The mental image for that is freaking awesome.[/hide]- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 It's bound to be a bladder infection. Woot, glad that got posted. First decent, irrational post in the topic. @AngryJoe; Beat It, owns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Why is everyone saying this dog has a bladder infection? The dog pissed on his bed.... Maybe it isn't house broken, or maybe the dog is just stupid. BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Don't let the dog into your bedroom, simple as that. If you have a dog which can kick your [wagon] then give the dog the bed and sleep on the couch, 2 quite obvious solutions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roberthree Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 try not letting her sleep on your bed Also Robert, will you just PLEASE STFU and stop making yourself look like a moron. How the hell am I The moron in this thread? Theres a dude who lets his dog on the furniture and a guy willing to sleep on the couch so the dog gets the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 try not letting her sleep on your bed Also Robert, will you just PLEASE STFU and stop making yourself look like a moron. How the hell am I The moron in this thread? Theres a dude who lets his dog on the furniture and a guy willing to sleep on the couch so the dog gets the bed. Mine was sarcasm lol, seriously though, just leave the dog in the garden for the night, wont do it any harm as long as it can't run away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 personally i have no problem with animals on furniture, but if your dog urinated on your bed twice then i wouldn't let her back on for awhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roberthree Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Mine was sarcasm lol, seriously though, just leave the dog in the garden for the night, wont do it any harm as long as it can't run away. I know, that was directed at Abyssalwhip. Except I just realized that post was by Abyssalwhip so in retrospect I should have just left it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infi Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 try not letting her sleep on your bed Also Robert, will you just PLEASE STFU and stop making yourself look like a moron. How the hell am I The moron in this thread? Theres a dude who lets his dog on the furniture and a guy willing to sleep on the couch so the dog gets the bed. Without starting a flame war, I will calmly tell you why you are wrong: You are the moron because you assumed that the OP sleep on the couch while the dog sleep on the bed. Since the dog urinated on his bed, what do you expect him to do while his bed reeks of urine and he needs to clean it for sanitation and health reasons? It's called inference, ever heard of it? I'm going to guess you either: (a) Lack the ability to make connections and decipher simple English (also known as Common Sense) (B) Are being a smart [wagon], in attempt to look "cool" on an internet forum © Both (a) and (B) I'll be safe and maybe explain it in simpler terms without any shortcuts so people like you can understand: Since his dog urinated on his bed, he needs time to clean it so his bed is temporarily unavailable - meaning that he has no direct access to a comfortable night's sleep. He is then asking for advice on how to best overcome this sticky situation, in which he has posted for help. I then suggested that he sleep on the couch as a temporary measure, while he then can clean his bed and deal with his dog's problems. Comprendé? 99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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