That reminds me of Shiva :(

A moment of silence for all the lost OT ers

I tried but seeing your new avatar was...a bit of a shock.

Today I went to a grocery store and bought a bunch of unhealthy food. I'm extremely fat and I have a problem. I need help.

My rule is 1 piece of fruit per 20 pizza rolls. That is how I stay skinny.

Why not just get some Hawaiian pizza rolls and get 2 birds stoned at once?

Today I went to a grocery store and bought a bunch of unhealthy food. I'm extremely fat and I have a problem. I need help.

self-discipline. 

Why not just get some Hawaiian pizza rolls and get 2 birds stoned at once?

Because hawaiian pizza is disgusting and you should feel terrible for even suggesting it

Or maybe don't drink vodka at noon lol

Lol maybe he meant to put 11/14 12:03 AM.  Because as it stands, your diary is out of chronological order :o.

I've heard of that notebook thing before, but in the past whenever I was trying to lose weight, I would obsess over calorie counting and as soon as I came across something that I didn't know the caloric info for, I'd just kind of give up. I might be stupid, but I'm not so stupid that I don't know that eating an entire bag of whatever over the course of an hour is terrible for you. I think I'll give it a shot.

I've heard of that notebook thing before, but in the past whenever I was trying to lose weight, I would obsess over calorie counting and as soon as I came across something that I didn't know the caloric info for, I'd just kind of give up. I might be stupid, but I'm not so stupid that I don't know that eating an entire bag of whatever over the course of an hour is terrible for you. I think I'll give it a shot.

You can also try to make one small change at a time. Stop drinking pop, for example, and drink water instead.

 

I've heard of that notebook thing before, but in the past whenever I was trying to lose weight, I would obsess over calorie counting and as soon as I came across something that I didn't know the caloric info for, I'd just kind of give up. I might be stupid, but I'm not so stupid that I don't know that eating an entire bag of whatever over the course of an hour is terrible for you. I think I'll give it a shot.

You can also try to make one small change at a time. Stop drinking pop, for example, and drink water instead.

 

Or diet and decaffeinated soda, or carbonated water.

or sew your mouth shut with baling twine

 

 

I've heard of that notebook thing before, but in the past whenever I was trying to lose weight, I would obsess over calorie counting and as soon as I came across something that I didn't know the caloric info for, I'd just kind of give up. I might be stupid, but I'm not so stupid that I don't know that eating an entire bag of whatever over the course of an hour is terrible for you. I think I'll give it a shot.

You can also try to make one small change at a time. Stop drinking pop, for example, and drink water instead.

 

Or diet and decaffeinated soda, or carbonated water.

 

Or water

Or water

Yeah, this alone makes a much bigger difference than you'd suspect. By the time you manage to wean yourself off of it, you won't even miss it.

Diet pop is arguably worse for you than regular pop

I woke up hungover and it took me a minute to even remember I drank last night. I lost my gloves and something like $15, but I bought a cool sweatshirt. And I have a nifty temp tattoo on my hand.

 

Christ I need a more consistent job

 

Or water

Yeah, this alone makes a much bigger difference than you'd suspect. By the time you manage to wean yourself off of it, you won't even miss it.

 

I aim for 8 cups of water a day. I still occasionally drink sugary drinks, but they count as -1 cups. If you have to drink a cup of water for each cup of soda, you'll drink a lot less soda.

My acne cleared up a lot when I switched from soda to water. Never looked back. Soda doesn't taste better than having clean skin. Instead I drink about 4-5 water bottles a day. No regrets

I drink > half a gallon of water every day.  I wish it were cheaper >.>.

I drink > half a gallon of water every day.  I wish it were cheaper >.>.

Tap water?

 

I drink > half a gallon of water every day.  I wish it were cheaper >.>.

Tap water?

 

Nope, bottled water.  I am not drinking the tap here.

Get a water filter dude

Get a water filter dude

A water filter is what, like $50 for 50 gallons worth?  It still costs money.  And I'm not sure how much I trust in those things to take out lead, for example.  Or bacteria accumulating in the filter that could make me sick.