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So I am discovering this lass Im seeing, im kind of just the rebound guy to help her move on, with zero sex involved. You know, I think im just going to quit relationships all together; They just seem to be naught but a total let down 100% of the time. :|

 

Oh the bright side of life, Pirates 4 movie was rather good last night. was stuck next to some old man talking to me about "his girlfriend and her not liking him sneaking off to movies"

 

Whole time I was thinking to myself "shut up shut up, I dont even know you and your making me feel uncomfy"

 

so...you didn't get laid...?

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Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Currently stressed out of my freaking mind doing a bunch of labs that are due tomorrow, as I imagine many other students at my school are. Doing them because these, for some reason, are required to graduate.

 

My teachers are always pissed at me, saying "You could be in honors, but you get 60's and 70's. Why don't you do your work?" Situations like this are [bleep]ing why. If I did all my work this would be every day.

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So I am discovering this lass Im seeing, im kind of just the rebound guy to help her move on, with zero sex involved. You know, I think im just going to quit relationships all together; They just seem to be naught but a total let down 100% of the time. :|

 

Oh the bright side of life, Pirates 4 movie was rather good last night. was stuck next to some old man talking to me about "his girlfriend and her not liking him sneaking off to movies"

 

Whole time I was thinking to myself "shut up shut up, I dont even know you and your making me feel uncomfy"

 

so...you didn't get laid...?

I did that time. Okay, DID. did. Do not make me start saying "did" in 20 languages.

 

ANYWAY after her explaining she said shes just not ready to go into a relationship but still wants to be around me including the "fun stuff" we do.

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So I am discovering this lass Im seeing, im kind of just the rebound guy to help her move on, with zero sex involved. You know, I think im just going to quit relationships all together; They just seem to be naught but a total let down 100% of the time. :|

 

Oh the bright side of life, Pirates 4 movie was rather good last night. was stuck next to some old man talking to me about "his girlfriend and her not liking him sneaking off to movies"

 

Whole time I was thinking to myself "shut up shut up, I dont even know you and your making me feel uncomfy"

 

so...you didn't get laid...?

I did that time. Okay, DID. did. Do not make me start saying "did" in 20 languages.

 

ANYWAY after her explaining she said shes just not ready to go into a relationship but still wants to be around me including the "fun stuff" we do.

 

and you have a ...problem with this?

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

ANYWAY after her explaining she said shes just not ready to go into a relationship but still wants to be around me including the "fun stuff" we do.

 

and you have a ...problem with this?

Don't worry, I don't get him most of the time either.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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So I am discovering this lass Im seeing, im kind of just the rebound guy to help her move on, with zero sex involved. You know, I think im just going to quit relationships all together; They just seem to be naught but a total let down 100% of the time. :|

 

Oh the bright side of life, Pirates 4 movie was rather good last night. was stuck next to some old man talking to me about "his girlfriend and her not liking him sneaking off to movies"

 

Whole time I was thinking to myself "shut up shut up, I dont even know you and your making me feel uncomfy"

 

so...you didn't get laid...?

I did that time. Okay, DID. did. Do not make me start saying "did" in 20 languages.

 

ANYWAY after her explaining she said shes just not ready to go into a relationship but still wants to be around me including the "fun stuff" we do.

 

and you have a ...problem with this?

 

You got yourself a sex buddy. What else do you need?

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

You got yourself a sex buddy. What else do you need?

Two sex buddies.

You're a [bleep]ing genius.

You got yourself a sex buddy. What else do you need?

Two sex buddies.

You're a [bleep]ing genius.

I'd like to thank my dad, for passing on his Y chromosome so that I could be born with the penis that causes me to come up with such amazing ideas.

Steam | PM me for BBM PIN

 

Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!

You got yourself a sex buddy. What else do you need?

Two sex buddies.

 

Possibly the best response I've ever seen on TIF

 

 

Today I found a girl on facebook that my online dating account thing already showed me. But the facebook encounter was completely accidental. I lol'd. [best part being her dating account claims she's single, when her facebook clearly shows she has a boyfriend]

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

You got yourself a sex buddy. What else do you need?

Two sex buddies.

 

Why the [bleep] not? :thumbup:

 

Holiday today. :thumbup:

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So I am discovering this lass Im seeing, im kind of just the rebound guy to help her move on, with zero sex involved. You know, I think im just going to quit relationships all together; They just seem to be naught but a total let down 100% of the time. :|

 

Oh the bright side of life, Pirates 4 movie was rather good last night. was stuck next to some old man talking to me about "his girlfriend and her not liking him sneaking off to movies"

 

Whole time I was thinking to myself "shut up shut up, I dont even know you and your making me feel uncomfy"

 

so...you didn't get laid...?

I did that time. Okay, DID. did. Do not make me start saying "did" in 20 languages.

 

ANYWAY after her explaining she said shes just not ready to go into a relationship but still wants to be around me including the "fun stuff" we do.

 

and you have a ...problem with this?

Eh, I'm not too big on the whole friends with benefits thing either. Meaningless sex is just that, meaningless.

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"He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder."

But it's Tim!

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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I got BT Infinity today! :mrgreen:

From this:

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To this:

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AWWWWWW YEAHHHHHH.

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I got BT Infinity today! :mrgreen:

From this:

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Damn, that's worse than my school's internet...and that is what I would consider absolute minimum.

 

 

Today I ate McDonalds for breakfast and I think I'm going to Starbucks for lunch coffee. :unsure: Then I gotta see how I can fix my PC monitor/buy a new one...and write a 4 page essay on Hungary. All with three hours sleep.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Just realized I have a paper due tomorrow. :wall:

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I just half-assed some geography work, and now I'm working on my English ISU, which is due tomorrow. Yay for procrastination! :thumbup:

[bleep]in' Quintana maaan. Only this time Quintana is up at 4:40 in the morning.

I have a paper due tomorro............ Syke! Just finished school today for the year!

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

My english teacher told us that we are done with writing papers/essays for the year.

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Edit: I still have 3 weeks left of school.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Have to put together and edit a video on transportation for school, and then I should look into creating a portfolio so I can get into a big writing class next year.

 

Everytime I think I'm done, school just throws another punch in >_>

Edit: I still have 3 weeks left of school.

That sucks. I've got my finals this week, ending on Thursday.

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Sucks for you guys, I finished my semester three weeks ago.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

Sucks for you guys, I finished my semester three weeks ago.

Ditto.

 

Spent the afternoon finalizing some drumline exercises for this year's line. Woo hoo! :shades:

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"He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder."

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