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The Death Clock

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I'll die at 57. Oh teh lulz. (Honestly, being pessimistic/sadistic has such a big impact on how long you live?)

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

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I'll die at 57. Oh teh lulz. (Honestly, being pessimistic/sadistic has such a big impact on how long you live?)

 

"I shouldn't eat this food. I'm going to die anyways."

 

 

 

"I should light this food on fire. It's dead anyways."

 

 

 

Hrm.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

I thought the 'mode' was just misspelling for 'mood', since I couldn't find 'realist' I just put pessimist in there. But all it turns out to be.. Is slow down/make the clock faster :lol:

 

 

 

Maybe if you put 'optimistic' and that stuff, it means it's your 'optimistic' life forecast. Remember this thing is just entertainment.. Heck, any of us could die tomorrow..

Ima live to 1984 \' I'll be 90, which makes me more optimistic and happy, adding another 10 years! WIth advances in technology, I'll easily make it to the turn of the century :P

 

 

 

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Maybe if you put 'optimistic' and that stuff, it means it's your 'optimistic' life forecast. Remember this thing is just entertainment.. Heck, any of us could die tomorrow..

 

 

 

This makes you pessimistic (I don't know what sadistic is) ;)

 

 

 

besides, laughing adds years to your life! ( :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...)

 

Maybe if you put 'optimistic' and that stuff, it means it's your 'optimistic' life forecast. Remember this thing is just entertainment.. Heck, any of us could die tomorrow..

 

 

 

This makes you pessimistic (I don't know what sadistic is) ;)

 

 

 

besides, laughing adds years to your life! ( :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...)

 

 

 

Until you choke on something while laughing. then it cuts years and years... :lol:

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the trick is to balance all of these methods to get 99 and either play real life or train another skill while farming.

 

635th to 99 Farming 12/16/07

Your Personal Day of Death is...

 

 

 

Saturday, February 16, 2058

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Woo....73...I'll be going sooner than expected then. I reckon it is my tiny BMI. 17 ftw. I was hoping someone would say 2012, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if everyone said 2012. :lol:

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December 12, 2065

 

 

 

73 years old. Interesting.

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December 12, 2065

 

 

 

73 years old. Interesting.

 

 

 

You beat me by 2 yrs!!!! :x

 

Cause I didn't click trillions of times to get 99 firemaking and then some. :P :D

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These things are just a guess. What is to say you suddenly put on weight and start smoking, or get hit by a car??

 

 

 

Anyway, I am going to die on May the 4th, 2086. I will be 73 then, funnily enough that is two days after my sisters birthday...

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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These things are just a guess. What is to say you suddenly put on weight and start smoking, or get hit by a car??

 

 

 

Anyway, I am going to die on May the 4th, 2086. I will be 73 then, funnily enough that is two days after my sisters birthday...

 

 

 

Yeah but you never know, just wait till that day comes. Meh, you live longer than me. :|

may 24,2089 o.O

 

(borne in 1994)

 

aww...mot the 100 :x

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
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How the hell? 0 seconds left? That MUST be photoshopped.

 

 

 

 

 

No. You put your birthday to 1900 and it's quite hard to make it to 2008, no matter what settings.

 

 

 

Funny little popup happens if you are 'dead' already.

In Soviet Russia, glass eats OTers.

 

Alansson Alansson, woo woo woo!

Pink owns yes, just like you!

GOOOOOOOOOO ALAN! WOO!

you honestly want me to enjoy myself knowing a fake digit of when I'm gonna die?

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

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74

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

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IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 Combat

Bandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots

These things are just a guess. What is to say you suddenly put on weight and start smoking, or get hit by a car??

 

 

 

Anyway, I am going to die on May the 4th, 2086. I will be 73 then, funnily enough that is two days after my sisters birthday...

 

 

 

So you will be born in 2013? :?

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Tuesday, October 4th 2067.

 

 

 

Wow I'll live til I'm 74 years old, awesome.

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74...

 

 

 

It takes the average life expectancy for american males with the BMI's as a factor... Along with Smoking... Females live longer I think...

Luck be a Lady

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That is my death clock with pessimistic. I think my mode is somewhere between pessimistic and sadistic, so I'll die between the age of 36 and 50.

 

 

 

I won't have to get old! :lol:

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