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The Death Clock

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It needs to make up its mind tbh.

 

 

 

 

 

I lived longer for smoking then the date i got for not smoking.

We can breath in space, they just don't want us to escape

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It needs to make up its mind tbh.

 

 

 

 

 

I lived longer for smoking then the date i got for not smoking.

 

What did you put as mode? Perhaps smoking will calm you down and benefit you in the long run?

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I lived longer for smoking then the date i got for not smoking.

 

 

 

Heh, I think mine was the same way. So when people ask me why I smoke, from now on I'm telling them it will help me live longer :P

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OH NO!!!

I bet it's some totally awesome 20-stringed, dragon shaped instrument that doubles as a flamethrower/laser phaser. Or some really lame Chinese bamboo thing.

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OH NO!!!

 

 

 

Your not even born yet :lol: and you have to die :lol:

 

 

 

This is taking reincarnation to a whole new level.

I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.
So, what is 1.111... equal to?

10/9.

 

Please don't continue.

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Damn. I'm only going to be 50.

 

 

 

Maybe I should stop smoking....nah. The Reds are too tasty.

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"He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder."

Damn. I'm only going to be 50.

 

 

 

Maybe I should stop smoking....nah. The Reds are too tasty.

 

 

 

Haha, change you mode and maybe you'll live longer :P I ended up living longer while smoking (which I already do) than not smoking ::'

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Cya tomorrow guys.

BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE

I know it's just a game, but am I the only one who just can't bring myself to use this thing?

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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Cya tomorrow guys.

 

One can only wish.

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"He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder."

July 31 2074

 

 

 

 

 

81 :thumbsup:

Ultra Unholy,

Hearted Machine...

I know it's just a game, but am I the only one who just can't bring myself to use this thing?

 

Most likely, yes.

Doomy edit: I like sheep

I know it's just a game, but am I the only one who just can't bring myself to use this thing?

 

Nah, I can't use it either.

I know it's just a game, but am I the only one who just can't bring myself to use this thing?

 

Nah, I can't use it either.

 

pop-up blocker? :?:

I don't think that's what he means :P

 

 

 

I noticed saying I was optimistic instead of pessimistic (the real one) added 30 years to my life.

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pop-up blocker? :?:

 

I cannot bring myself to go through with this. :P

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Cya tomorrow guys.

 

 

 

Have a good nights sleep...

 

 

 

Finally rid of him......

 

 

 

 

 

:twss:

 

 

 

:twss: :twss:

 

 

 

I say party on his grave on the 3rd.

 

:twss:

 

Im there!!!

My Last.Fm

LeekSpinner!!!

Random Furry Dance!!!

Proud to hate life, since not too long ago!!!

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