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The Death Clock

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I'll bring the champagne and a flare gun.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I'll bring the champagne and a flare gun.
i bring some Iron Maiden :twisted:

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99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014
TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011

Saturday, March 24, 2091

 

 

 

Great i die on my 99th birthday :lol:

 

 

 

Although i clicked it 4 times after to see if it would stay the same and it changed every time ;)

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Dam December 24th 2064, what a crap christmas. 73 years old I think.

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Damn. One year, one month, and 3 days off from being 100:

 

 

 

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:(

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I <3 Gears of War 2.

 

Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D

this is hilarious...

 

 

 

Wednesday, December 4, 2008

Death should not be taken as 'the end,' but a very effective way to cut down taxes.

Wow... Exactly the same except for one factor, here are my trials:

 

 

 

DOB - Same in all trials.

 

Sex - Male.

 

BMI - <25

 

Smoking Status - Nonsmoker.

 

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Mode : Normal. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2066.

 

Mode : Optimistic. Result? Death on Nov. 26, 2081.

 

Mode : Pessimistic. Result? Death on June 21, 2051.

 

Mode : Sadistic. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2029.

 

 

 

Yeah, it's completely accurate. :roll:

There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.

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Wow... Exactly the same except for one factor, here are my trials:

 

 

 

DOB - Same in all trials.

 

Sex - Male.

 

BMI - <25

 

Smoking Status - Nonsmoker.

 

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Mode : Normal. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2066.

 

Mode : Optimistic. Result? Death on Nov. 26, 2081.

 

Mode : Pessimistic. Result? Death on June 21, 2051.

 

Mode : Sadistic. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2029.

 

 

 

Yeah, it's completely accurate. :roll:

 

now do it with the status as smoker and compare them.

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Cya tomorrow guys.

 

 

 

The happiest day of my life :twss:

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I had a piece of grass on my shoe, and she wiped that off. Yeah. Impressive, eh? That's probably the closest I've ever been to having sex. :P

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gf logic

 

 

 

male, born 1900, smoker, sadistic, bmi is >=45...

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Wednesday August 31, 2067...hmm 70 isn't bad.

Retired from Runescape September 1, 2008

Wow... Exactly the same except for one factor, here are my trials:

 

 

 

DOB - Same in all trials.

 

Sex - Male.

 

BMI - <25

 

Smoking Status - Nonsmoker.

 

________________________________________

 

Mode : Normal. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2066.

 

Mode : Optimistic. Result? Death on Nov. 26, 2081.

 

Mode : Pessimistic. Result? Death on June 21, 2051.

 

Mode : Sadistic. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2029.

 

 

 

Yeah, it's completely accurate. :roll:

 

now do it with the status as smoker and compare them.

 

 

 

I checked them all with smoking on. Apparently, it doesn't make a difference. Except for smoking while being optimistic. That added 4 years to my 'lifespan'. #-o

There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.

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No matter how many settings I edit, I always get the same result.

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe it just does a random number per visitor. :ohnoes:

Retired Crew Member | Retired RuneScape Player

August 17, 2089.

 

 

 

I'll be 103. Score.

Whoops, forgot to factor in daily doses of pure, liquid awesome. And here is the popup for those who are already dead:

 

 

 

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There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.

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Feb 24 2029. Im off to play with the traffic to prove them wrong.

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This is just a clever way to advertize their health site, Health Clock.

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this is hilarious...

 

 

 

Wednesday, December 4, 2008

 

You dead then?

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bmi is 17 apparently. and i'm a smoker. i'll live to be like 57.5 apparently.

 

 

 

i wasn't planning on being alive past 70 anyway. looks like i'll be out by the time i'm 60.

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And Evil you mad bastard. You are definately bringing TET back up to it's glory. No doubt about it. Keep it going champ.

24,485th to 99 defence on 7-23-08

I always forget you're 20 too. I always think you're 25 or something. o.o

Ya think that I'm insane, Its not sane... its not sane

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Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.

She isn't naked so it's legal.
I'm a porn star.
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Tuesday, May 1, 2068

 

 

 

I'll be...75ish...Its too late at night for math...

 

 

 

TIme to go lick some stuff from China and prove em wrong!

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This site is so wrong. Yeah, it's cute and all, but the second counter isn't even right -.-

 

 

 

It works right, but if you put the negative outlook options, the clock speeds up. I thought it was pretty funny :lol: .

 

 

 

 

 

because being pessimistic generally leads to stress and anxiety, which outs a strain on your heart.

 

 

 

It said I was going to die in 2007. Wtf?

 

 

 

edit: oops, I put in 1973 as the year date. And I made my bmi all wrong, lol.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

Your Personal Day of Death is...

 

 

 

Friday, September 14, 2068

 

Seconds left to live...

 

1,882,723,014

 

 

 

I'll be... 73? :lol:

It says me, and my bro will both die at 73.

 

I'm sure it loves that number.

 

Now has it changed?

 

 

 

Friday, September 17, 2066

 

 

 

That makes me, 8+65...73.

 

 

 

Not sure about the BMI, the weight was in Lbs....

Doomy edit: I like sheep

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