Lenin64 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I'll bring the champagne and a flare gun. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I'll bring the champagne and a flare gun.i bring some Iron Maiden :twisted: 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vansing Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Saturday, March 24, 2091 Great i die on my 99th birthday :lol: Although i clicked it 4 times after to see if it would stay the same and it changed every time ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbill Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Dam December 24th 2064, what a crap christmas. 73 years old I think. Please click below to help with my ICT A Level, for which I have to monitor my website for 8 weeks, hits and feedback welcome. http://www.chauncystweb.co.uk/sm Feedback page now up and working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Damn. One year, one month, and 3 days off from being 100: :( I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onuasdad Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 this is hilarious... Wednesday, December 4, 2008 Death should not be taken as 'the end,' but a very effective way to cut down taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Wow... Exactly the same except for one factor, here are my trials: DOB - Same in all trials. Sex - Male. BMI - <25 Smoking Status - Nonsmoker. ________________________________________ Mode : Normal. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2066. Mode : Optimistic. Result? Death on Nov. 26, 2081. Mode : Pessimistic. Result? Death on June 21, 2051. Mode : Sadistic. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2029. Yeah, it's completely accurate. :roll: There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Wow... Exactly the same except for one factor, here are my trials: DOB - Same in all trials. Sex - Male. BMI - <25 Smoking Status - Nonsmoker. ________________________________________ Mode : Normal. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2066. Mode : Optimistic. Result? Death on Nov. 26, 2081. Mode : Pessimistic. Result? Death on June 21, 2051. Mode : Sadistic. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2029. Yeah, it's completely accurate. :roll: now do it with the status as smoker and compare them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcut Lvr Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Cya tomorrow guys. The happiest day of my life :twss: I had a piece of grass on my shoe, and she wiped that off. Yeah. Impressive, eh? That's probably the closest I've ever been to having sex. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 gf logic male, born 1900, smoker, sadistic, bmi is >=45... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loi86 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Wednesday August 31, 2067...hmm 70 isn't bad. Retired from Runescape September 1, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Wow... Exactly the same except for one factor, here are my trials: DOB - Same in all trials. Sex - Male. BMI - <25 Smoking Status - Nonsmoker. ________________________________________ Mode : Normal. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2066. Mode : Optimistic. Result? Death on Nov. 26, 2081. Mode : Pessimistic. Result? Death on June 21, 2051. Mode : Sadistic. Result? Death on Sept. 19, 2029. Yeah, it's completely accurate. :roll: now do it with the status as smoker and compare them. I checked them all with smoking on. Apparently, it doesn't make a difference. Except for smoking while being optimistic. That added 4 years to my 'lifespan'. #-o There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnknownRemoval Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 No matter how many settings I edit, I always get the same result. Maybe it just does a random number per visitor. :ohnoes: Retired Crew Member | Retired RuneScape Player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 August 17, 2089. I'll be 103. Score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Whoops, forgot to factor in daily doses of pure, liquid awesome. And here is the popup for those who are already dead: There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runemetsa Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Hah, I will die when I'm 55 :lol: November 8, 2048 [Star Wreck][PM me][My gallery][DeviantArt][Cool T-shirts!][iron Sky - Trailer is now out!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upthebanner Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Feb 24 2029. Im off to play with the traffic to prove them wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
258ForLife Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Optimistic setting Born in 1985 Youtube user name: birdman258 200MCook 200mPrayer MakinWines MyF2pSkillersGoing for Level 99 Magic & Level 99 Smithing!!!Going for 200M Woodcutting exp!!!!!!!0346-0077-6360 Mario kart WiiI hope that you are Reporting the Bots! Please Report Bots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes_Its_Ross Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 This is just a clever way to advertize their health site, Health Clock. ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 this is hilarious... Wednesday, December 4, 2008 You dead then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_mumm_ra Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 bmi is 17 apparently. and i'm a smoker. i'll live to be like 57.5 apparently. i wasn't planning on being alive past 70 anyway. looks like i'll be out by the time i'm 60. [hide=WOO TEXT! updated Jan 19, 2009 (last quote)] And Evil you mad bastard. You are definately bringing TET back up to it's glory. No doubt about it. Keep it going champ.24,485th to 99 defence on 7-23-08I always forget you're 20 too. I always think you're 25 or something. o.oYa think that I'm insane, Its not sane... its not saneobligitory devart link: http://evil-mumm-ra.deviantart.com/Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.She isn't naked so it's legal.I'm a porn star.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Tuesday, May 1, 2068 I'll be...75ish...Its too late at night for math... TIme to go lick some stuff from China and prove em wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 This site is so wrong. Yeah, it's cute and all, but the second counter isn't even right -.- It works right, but if you put the negative outlook options, the clock speeds up. I thought it was pretty funny :lol: . because being pessimistic generally leads to stress and anxiety, which outs a strain on your heart. It said I was going to die in 2007. Wtf? edit: oops, I put in 1973 as the year date. And I made my bmi all wrong, lol. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firanzo1 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Your Personal Day of Death is... Friday, September 14, 2068 Seconds left to live... 1,882,723,014 I'll be... 73? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 It says me, and my bro will both die at 73. I'm sure it loves that number. Now has it changed? Friday, September 17, 2066 That makes me, 8+65...73. Not sure about the BMI, the weight was in Lbs.... Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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