Crappiest NON-COMPUTER Game you've ever played?

[Nadril]

Phantom Hourglass for NDS, the controls were horrific, I couldn't play past the tutorial because of them.

 

 

 

Holy [cabbage], seriously? The controls were incredibly easy and very smooth for that game.

[scootlaboot]

Phantom Hourglass for NDS, the controls were horrific, I couldn't play past the tutorial because of them.

 

 

 

No offense, but how bad do you have to be at using a touch screen to find those controls hard. They're just different. Heck the controls made the game pathetically easy.

[Zierro]

Yeah Wetrix did suck. Especially when that monotonous-sounding guy would speak. Ugh...

 

 

 

The crappiest game I ever played would probably be Stretch Panic though. It is beyond boring.

[____]

umm.. carmageddon 64...

[SeaRayn]

Worst game I ever played. Well there's chrono cross... Hmm.

 

 

 

Oh I got it. Awhile ago I bought a game that was based of the anime Orphen. It was horrible. The storyline was bad, the graphics were bad, the battle system was sucky, and the sound made me wanna... well never mind. It definitely deserves spot # 1 in my top 10 most horrible games that I have ever played.

 

 

 

Hey, I kinda liked Chrono Trigger and it's sequel Chrono Cross. But then, back when I first playing games the Atari home video game console was still relatively new . . . I look back at some of the old games bad graphics nostalgically and, though I still love to play (mostly xbox360, game cube and PS2 on the rare times I play console), find it hard with some games that have extremely complicated controls/battle setups.

 

 

 

-Rayn.

[Intriguing]

It would have to be Adventure Quest.

 

HERETIC!

 

I loved that game..

[Nenga]

Worst game I ever played. Well there's chrono cross... Hmm.

 

 

 

Oh I got it. Awhile ago I bought a game that was based of the anime Orphen. It was horrible. The storyline was bad, the graphics were bad, the battle system was sucky, and the sound made me wanna... well never mind. It definitely deserves spot # 1 in my top 10 most horrible games that I have ever played.

 

 

 

Hey, I kinda liked Chrono Trigger and it's sequel Chrono Cross. But then, back when I first playing games the Atari home video game console was still relatively new . . . I look back at some of the old games bad graphics nostalgically and, though I still love to play (mostly xbox360, game cube and PS2 on the rare times I play console), find it hard with some games that have extremely complicated controls/battle setups.

 

 

 

-Rayn.

 

Oh I love chrono trigger. It's my favorite game, nothing beats it IMO. On the other hard chrono cross kinda was boring, and had way too many different branches in the storyline. I beat it for completion purposes but that's it.

 

 

 

If you'll look above in my first post it wasn't the absolute worst, but it is up there. Like I said I don't think anything could beat that Orphen game. I played it for one day and returned it. (Which I'm very good at moving through video games, what takes me a day might take everyone else a week.)

[How2PK]

I really hated Daikatana for the Nintendo 64.

 

 

 

 

 

 

:cry:

 

 

 

I was only 13.

[monkeyboo2]

Kane and Lynch.

 

i'm scarred for life.

 

 

 

Bad Gameplay all round, with bad interfaces. Its only rectifiable point is its graphics but compared to graphics of other games, Kane and Lynch sucks.

 

 

 

PS you won't believe how many times I mispelt that as 'Kane and Lunch' during this one post.

[sup3rpur]

it's not the worst game i played, but.. i have a hard time using the eire emblem system..

 

 

 

lol fire emblem games are my favorite games :)

[Arch_Tyrant]

Mario's time Machine. I win.

 

 

 

After searching I found this video for it. The perfect review.

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2KtjX5yZyg

 

 

 

Oh my god!

 

I remember renting this game when I was like 8. I remember me and my cousin spent like two hours trying to figure out how to start the damn thing before we gave up and went back to Blockbuster to trade for a different game.

 

 

 

That video cracked me up though. Thermo-detonator haha. :lol:

[henman888]

Call of duty 3.

[eggzs]

Ghost Recon 2 (PS2)

[Returned3]

Dead or Alive 4.

 

 

 

I'm not kidding. I just don't get how punching and kicking over and over again until 1 minute is up is fun. I mean you basically just choose some Japanese character and punch/kick another for 1 minute, occaisionally you can do exxagerated moves such as a pokemon seizmic toss or some mega kick. And how does the round end? When you remove you opponent's health bar totally, I mean I've seen matches end just by seeing one get kicked in the leg. How the f' do you get KO'ed after someone has gently kicked you in the leg?

 

 

 

Thank god this game came free with the Xbox 360 I purchased, and no I'm not going to give this game another chance I feel that it is unexciting.

[baron8000]

Mortal Kombat: Sub Zero Mythologies on the ps1

 

 

 

Walk right -> kick -> walk -> kick -> jump -> fall down hole -> repeat

[Echofish]

Dead or Alive 4.

 

 

 

I'm not kidding. I just don't get how punching and kicking over and over again until 1 minute is up is fun. I mean you basically just choose some Japanese character and punch/kick another for 1 minute, occaisionally you can do exxagerated moves such as a pokemon seizmic toss or some mega kick. And how does the round end? When you remove you opponent's health bar totally, I mean I've seen matches end just by seeing one get kicked in the leg. How the f' do you get KO'ed after someone has gently kicked you in the leg?

 

 

 

Thank god this game came free with the Xbox 360 I purchased, and no I'm not going to give this game another chance I feel that it is unexciting.

 

 

 

It's more about the boobies than the action.

 

 

 

I say Dead or Alive Extreme Volleyball is even worse. Yuck.

[Hoobs]

Some Medal of Honor game on the Gameboy Advance.. :lol:

[warren211]

A Series of Unfortunate Events. The videogame based on the movie based on the book. Most videogames based on movies are stupid anyway. Finding nemo, Fantastic 4, Incredible Hulk, most Superman games... I mean, it's like activision and THQ think that whenever a decent movie is out every movie watcher needs a videogame to continue the story, and so they pop out half-baked videogame storylines. Seriously, ASOUE the videogame had 16 levels, all which are mostly "find the object and put it in the right place" type things. Beat the whole game in an hour and a half. And I usually suck at videogames in general, so this is major failure on the game makers part.

 

 

 

Finding Nemo... *shudders*. The movie was actually ok. I grew desensitized to it after my sister watched it day after day... Then we got the videogame to make her happy... and it sucked beyond all reasonable doubt. Not only was it mostly a sidescroller game, but the movements were basically "go up, grab the thingy, go down, grab the other thingy, find the next few thingies and win." One could argue that the game was meant for the 6 year old Nemo obsessor and not a die hard gamer, but the game was a disgrace nevertheless...

[scootlaboot]

A Series of Unfortunate Events. The videogame based on the movie based on the book. Most videogames based on movies are stupid anyway. Finding nemo, Fantastic 4, Incredible Hulk, most Superman games... I mean, it's like activision and THQ think that whenever a decent movie is out every movie watcher needs a videogame to continue the story, and so they pop out half-baked videogame storylines. Seriously, ASOUE the videogame had 16 levels, all which are mostly "find the object and put it in the right place" type things. Beat the whole game in an hour and a half. And I usually suck at videogames in general, so this is major failure on the game makers part.

 

 

 

Finding Nemo... *shudders*. The movie was actually ok. I grew desensitized to it after my sister watched it day after day... Then we got the videogame to make her happy... and it sucked beyond all reasonable doubt. Not only was it mostly a sidescroller game, but the movements were basically "go up, grab the thingy, go down, grab the other thingy, find the next few thingies and win." One could argue that the game was meant for the 6 year old Nemo obsessor and not a die hard gamer, but the game was a disgrace nevertheless...

 

 

 

I will agree that most movie based games are a disgrace, but need I remind everyone that there are worse, especially anything with the words barbie or hannah montanna, these games suck so hard little girls won't play them.

[syal_antilli]

red faction 2 for gamecube. horrible voice acting and graphics that wouldnt look out of place in on a n64. the only reason why i havent sold it is, guess what? The used game store wont take it. seriously, didnt even have it in their records, it was that bad.

[wildy58]

Imo, My theory is, 90% of games made out of movies are EPIC FAIL, spiderman wasn't all, but wasn't great, ironman was horrid, f4 was ffffffaaaaaiiiiiiilllllll, because movies dont have enough action to carry 6-15 hrs of fighting, let alone 6 hours of lame sex scenes

[Dizzle229]

Has there ever been a good movie game? I have my fingers crossed for Ghostbusters.

[ThurinEthir]

Has there ever been a good movie game? I have my fingers crossed for Ghostbusters.

 

The Lord of the Rings ones were okay (Definitely not great, but they pass). Maybe because they were based on LotR, and that's basically all you need in order to pass in my book.

 

Worst? Wii...Sports? It was fun for a day. :|

[Dizzle229]

I think they're working on a LOTR game that plays like BattleFront. Looks pretty cool.

[ThurinEthir]

I think they're working on a LOTR game that plays like BattleFront. Looks pretty cool.

 

I originally meant the directly-based-off-the-movie ones, for like Gamecube, PS2 and Xbox (I think). Pretty old. But I guess I also meant BFME (Those are fun, no doubt), and hopefully/probably Lord of the Rings: Conquest (Which is what you're talking about)