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That's a stupid test. If you answer the top of them all, you'll end up super happy. Psychology tests can't be like that.

 

 

 

I got a 22 though, mainly because of the sleep-lack questions.

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Just scored a 4, not depressed at all. This test is really poorly done though. I mean, if I was depressed I wouldn't be taking a test online over the opinion of a professional, let alone taking this one.

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I scored a 6.

 

 

 

the answers are too straightforward. If I had suicidal thoughts and felt dead inside I don't think I would need a test to tell me I'm depressed. especially when the score goes 0,1,2,3,4,5 on each question

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Darn, I got a B+. I really wanted that A. I think I'll kill myself now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, fine, I got a 37. I hate answering psychological questions with anything other than the middle options. Vague questions call for vague answers.

 

 

 

Oh, and to the thinking of how to kill myself question who hasn't? I can't be the only one who thinks about the awesome ways to die, can I?

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Hmmm...since this test is apparently crap as you say, can anyone scrounge up a better one :)? I thought it was better from what other people have said on different forums, I blame global warming and communists.

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I got a 10. Somewhat accurate.

 

 

 

I don't think thts test is as accurate as other ones. Obviously if you answer positively to every question you'll get a good rating and it's probably accurate. If you answer very negatively to every question you'll get a very bad rating. These two situations seem to be the only accurate results -- you're either really happy or really depressed. All other results in the middle are not necessarily accurate. In fact, most online tests are far from accurate, they're mostly just for fun.

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I blame global warming and communists.

 

Hey, I-yea, alright. No, wait, that doesn't even make sense in this context.

 

 

 

Scored 90. Just for fun.

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Ya, but that's a C- on an insane curve, seeing as how everyone else is failing miserably :D .

 

 

 

 

 

The grading scale at my school system (Jesselitton's also) is:

 

 

 

0-69 -E

 

70-77 - D

 

78-85 - C

 

86-93 - B

 

94-100 - A.

 

 

 

 

 

So, a 70 is basically failing.

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The average on my last chem exam was a 36. A 36.

 

 

 

Regardless, a 70 is still technically passing, even if you call it "basically failing". An optomist would say "basically passing", a pessimist "basically failing", and a realist "passing". So there.

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Yea, I'm pretty much the most pessimistic kinda guy you'll ever meet. ( as in a Christian honor student) I mean, I always see the glass half empty, cause I think "who the [bleep] fills it up only halfway, what a [developmentally delayed]."

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Yea, I'm pretty much the most pessimistic kinda guy you'll ever meet. ( as in a Christian honor student) I mean, I always see the glass half empty, cause I think "who the [bleep] fills it up only halfway, what a [developmentally delayed]."

 

Was that really necessary

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Yea, I'm pretty much the most pessimistic kinda guy you'll ever meet. ( as in a Christian honor student) I mean, I always see the glass half empty, cause I think "who the [bleep] fills it up only halfway, what a [developmentally delayed]."

 

Was that really necessary

 

 

 

 

 

Huh? No, I'm just saying all my friends are honor students (2 are co valeidctorian, and one is saluta) and they all think I'm horrible pessimistic for my gpa level. Sorry lol.

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Yea, I'm pretty much the most pessimistic kinda guy you'll ever meet. ( as in a Christian honor student) I mean, I always see the glass half empty, cause I think "who the [bleep] fills it up only halfway, what a [developmentally delayed]."

 

So you're a glutton too? Don't they teach you about them seven deadly sins in them Jesus schools?

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