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The Goldberg Depression Test

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Ya, but that's a C- on an insane curve, seeing as how everyone else is failing miserably :D .

 

You can't get lower than a 50 at my school yet I only got a 21 on this test! :wall: I hope it doesn't have to be signed.

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Wait, are you guys taking AP Depression? I'm only in Honors...

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

Wait, are you guys taking AP Depression? I'm only in Honors...

 

I'm in remedial...you're a genius

I scored a 4. I try to see the best sides of everything.

 

 

 

The sleep one got me a bit lol

That's a stupid test. If you answer the top of them all, you'll end up super happy. Psychology tests can't be like that.

 

 

 

I got a 22 though, mainly because of the sleep-lack questions.

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I had a hard time answering the questions honestly since things were asked so straightforward. They need to hide what they're asking a little better in the next quiz :? .

 

 

 

I scored 31 btw.

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Just scored a 4, not depressed at all. This test is really poorly done though. I mean, if I was depressed I wouldn't be taking a test online over the opinion of a professional, let alone taking this one.

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I scored a 6.

 

 

 

the answers are too straightforward. If I had suicidal thoughts and felt dead inside I don't think I would need a test to tell me I'm depressed. especially when the score goes 0,1,2,3,4,5 on each question

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Darn, I got a B+. I really wanted that A. I think I'll kill myself now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, fine, I got a 37. I hate answering psychological questions with anything other than the middle options. Vague questions call for vague answers.

 

 

 

Oh, and to the thinking of how to kill myself question who hasn't? I can't be the only one who thinks about the awesome ways to die, can I?

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Yeah, I haven't thought about it like killing myself, but I've definitely decided I want to be the first person to die in the way that I die. If that makes sense.

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I got 11.

 

 

 

I wonder how many people became depressed because of this test.

 

 

 

Ahh Ironic

 

 

 

I got a 9 but I don't think it is very accurate....

Yeah, I haven't thought about it like killing myself, but I've definitely decided I want to be the first person to die in the way that I die. If that makes sense.

 

ahh so you want the good ol' plasma grenade too eh?

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Hmmm...since this test is apparently crap as you say, can anyone scrounge up a better one :)? I thought it was better from what other people have said on different forums, I blame global warming and communists.

im a 41. yay!

I got a 10. Somewhat accurate.

 

 

 

I don't think thts test is as accurate as other ones. Obviously if you answer positively to every question you'll get a good rating and it's probably accurate. If you answer very negatively to every question you'll get a very bad rating. These two situations seem to be the only accurate results -- you're either really happy or really depressed. All other results in the middle are not necessarily accurate. In fact, most online tests are far from accurate, they're mostly just for fun.

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Apparently a lot of people say it. I own.

 

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I blame global warming and communists.

 

Hey, I-yea, alright. No, wait, that doesn't even make sense in this context.

 

 

 

Scored 90. Just for fun.

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Ya, but that's a C- on an insane curve, seeing as how everyone else is failing miserably :D .

 

 

 

 

 

The grading scale at my school system (Jesselitton's also) is:

 

 

 

0-69 -E

 

70-77 - D

 

78-85 - C

 

86-93 - B

 

94-100 - A.

 

 

 

 

 

So, a 70 is basically failing.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
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The average on my last chem exam was a 36. A 36.

 

 

 

Regardless, a 70 is still technically passing, even if you call it "basically failing". An optomist would say "basically passing", a pessimist "basically failing", and a realist "passing". So there.

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41... it got it perfectly :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

:cry:

 

 

 

(Just kidding)

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99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer

Yea, I'm pretty much the most pessimistic kinda guy you'll ever meet. ( as in a Christian honor student) I mean, I always see the glass half empty, cause I think "who the [bleep] fills it up only halfway, what a [developmentally delayed]."

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

Yea, I'm pretty much the most pessimistic kinda guy you'll ever meet. ( as in a Christian honor student) I mean, I always see the glass half empty, cause I think "who the [bleep] fills it up only halfway, what a [developmentally delayed]."

 

Was that really necessary

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99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer

Yea, I'm pretty much the most pessimistic kinda guy you'll ever meet. ( as in a Christian honor student) I mean, I always see the glass half empty, cause I think "who the [bleep] fills it up only halfway, what a [developmentally delayed]."

 

Was that really necessary

 

 

 

 

 

Huh? No, I'm just saying all my friends are honor students (2 are co valeidctorian, and one is saluta) and they all think I'm horrible pessimistic for my gpa level. Sorry lol.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

Yea, I'm pretty much the most pessimistic kinda guy you'll ever meet. ( as in a Christian honor student) I mean, I always see the glass half empty, cause I think "who the [bleep] fills it up only halfway, what a [developmentally delayed]."

 

So you're a glutton too? Don't they teach you about them seven deadly sins in them Jesus schools?

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

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