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The Goldberg Depression Test


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Yea, I'm pretty much the most pessimistic kinda guy you'll ever meet. ( as in a Christian honor student) I mean, I always see the glass half empty, cause I think "who the [bleep] fills it up only halfway, what a [developmentally delayed]."

 

So you're a glutton too? Don't they teach you about them seven deadly sins in them Jesus schools?

 

 

 

 

 

Ummmm. No. I hate Christian schools, they're full of idiots. They're all like "I read 4 chapters of the bible yesterday, and memorized Psalm 119" when in reality they were [bleep] to porn but don't want to admit it. But in what way is it gluttony?

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One: it was a joke. Christ.

 

 

 

Two: Okay, explaining kills the joke, but whatever. You hate when people don't fill their glasses all the way. You find it stupid to have a half-full glass, seeing a full glass as the proper way. You're smart for consuming more. So... get it? Haha?

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I got a 21. I have a good reason to be sad right now though. Anyway ok I gotta go think about killing myself because I "...border on the possibility of a depressive episode."

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One: it was a joke. Christ.

 

 

 

Two: Okay, explaining kills the joke, but whatever. You hate when people don't fill their glasses all the way. You find it stupid to have a half-full glass, seeing a full glass as the proper way. You're smart for consuming more. So... get it? Haha?

 

 

 

 

 

>.< Now I do lol. XD

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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Calm down guys, this test isn't claiming to diagnose you. It's recommending that if you're identified as possibly depressed you may want to seek help. I got an 18, but it would probably be lower if I wasn't inbetween exams.

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Eh, this test is a rough guide, and I wouldn't really follow it to find out how depressed you are[n't].

 

Anyway, I got 14. Yay.

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tests are fun, although you can't get much out of it.

 

 

 

I scored 14 points which places me in the category 'Possibly Mildly Depressed'. I don't really think I am mildly depressed, not even possibly. I just have the normal doubts about life that everybody has got once a month or something.

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14.

 

Personally i would up the number to 24. But that test had weird questions.

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

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Psychological tests aren't meant to tell you things about yourself that you don't already know. Since you're the one who knows yourself, why pretend that a test can know you better? A test that asks you random questions unrelated to depression, and then tells you that you're depressed or not, is likely to be a bad test.

 

 

 

What a test does is show you how your answers compare to other people, and puts your responses and resulting feedback in a framework that is easy to understand (i.e. on this test: you might feel like crap, but then you take the test and realise that actually you're not doing too bad compared to the clinical diagnosis for depression).

 

 

 

Whether this test is reliable and valid or not, I don't know (these words have very technical meanings and require a lot of data to explore fully).

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I got a 43.

 

 

 

Probably just because yes, I do move around alot (ADHD though), and I spend alot of time thinking about how I'd kill myself if I was going to.

 

 

 

Also I feel like a failure most of the time, and I feel trapped alot.

 

 

 

Umm, and I answered "Very much" to the sleep question.

My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.

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23, but a happy 23. A lack of sleep is rather a sign of me having fun than me being down. So, yeah.

 

...That's what she said (literally) :twss:

 

 

 

God I think its a sickness or something. I can't stop! :wall:

 

 

 

Edit: I did the test again, got a 17. For the weight thing I put quite a lot, but how does a growth spurt relate to depression?

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