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What if you were a zombie?

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change into nemesis from Resident Evil.

 

then go devour a city or something....

 

unless we are talking about the flood from halo, in that case go assimilate a city and form a gravemind.

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I would ransack a futuristic city that was built overtop my grave after my failed life as a door-to-door salesman. I would build up a zombie legion and possess people with a disembodied hand. All while maintaining a dirty suit, bowler hat, and lit cigarette.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I would ransack a futuristic city that was built overtop my grave after my failed life as a door-to-door salesman. I would build up a zombie legion and possess people with a disembodied hand. All while maintaining a dirty suit, bowler hat, and lit cigarette.

 

Stubs the Zombie ftw.

 

 

 

If I became a zombie and kept my consciousness and memories, I would start infecting people. Little by little. Then My army ould arise from the sewers on a dark night of the new moon.

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If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person.

I'd still be myself, hang around all day doing nothing, school, homework, sports(psshhah), sleep, then I'd go watch a zombie movie and laugh at how stereotypical it was.

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Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger .

 

Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro.

Danny from Shaun of the Dead, would be decent enough.

if they shoot you through your head, you'd be dead :x

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Something like the tank, hopefully :P

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"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

I would slowly infect the population of the world! Judging from posts on the zombie thread I might end up fighting Lenin though. I'm sure I could win.

i would infect wildlife, slowly spreading to a small army of little furry commandos

 

 

 

then, i would wait till hunting season :twss:

It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox

I would probably probably go to an aquarium looking for some braaaaiiiinnnnnn coral.

OH S***! He/she/it is back!

I would probably probably go to an aquarium looking for some braaaaiiiinnnnnn coral.

 

 

 

Who wants the honour of shooting this guy right between the eyes for that "joke"?

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

Hang around at malls trying to eat faster people.

If you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

I would probably probably go to an aquarium looking for some braaaaiiiinnnnnn coral.

 

 

 

Who wants the honour of shooting this guy right between the eyes for that "joke"?

 

Actually, it made me smile. I'll shoot you instead.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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If I were a zombie I'd be a Hunter.

 

 

 

*Screeeeeeeech*

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I would probably probably go to an aquarium looking for some braaaaiiiinnnnnn coral.

 

 

 

Who wants the honour of shooting this guy right between the eyes for that "joke"?

 

Actually, it made me smile. I'll shoot you instead.

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

I challenge you to pistols at dawn.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

I would probably probably go to an aquarium looking for some braaaaiiiinnnnnn coral.

 

 

 

Who wants the honour of shooting this guy right between the eyes for that "joke"?

 

Actually, it made me smile. I'll shoot you instead.

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

I challenge you to pistols at dawn.

 

Pistols? I need not pistols. But challenge accepted.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Fine. No pistols...

 

 

 

How about MORTAL KOMBAT? (God its been awhile since I had the oppertunity to say that.)

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

Fine. No pistols...

 

 

 

How about MORTAL KOMBAT? (God its been awhile since I had the oppertunity to say that.)

 

Wait! Let me go get the techno music first!

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If I were a zombie I'd go "muhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and stare straight ahead and stick my arms out in front of me. Because that's what zombies do.

 

Fine. No pistols...

 

 

 

How about MORTAL KOMBAT? (God its been awhile since I had the oppertunity to say that.)

 

Wait! Let me go get the techno music first!

 

 

 

Just shoot him already.

Fine. No pistols...

 

 

 

How about MORTAL KOMBAT? (God its been awhile since I had the oppertunity to say that.)

 

Wait! Let me go get the techno music first!

 

 

 

Just shoot him already.

 

:? Shoot who?

 

 

 

Anyways here's the techno music.

 

 

 

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I challenge you to two sausages at dawn, one is poinsed with Cholera.

 

 

 

Virchow, you crazy bastard.

If I were a zombie I would eat BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!

 

 

 

RAWR!!!! :mrgreen:

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(cookie to who gets that)

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