Girls you like texting you about their boyfriend troubles. *sigh*

 

At least you know that their relationship will probably fall apart and you have a chance of sabotaging their relationship... ahem.

 

And for the situationalists, we can take advantage of the situation and get a girlfriend out of it. IT'S BRILLIANT!

When your current girlfriend turns lesbian, dumps you, and dates your ex girlfriend -.- .

 

That's happened to you how many times? And your girlfriend dumped you, making her your ex-girlfriend, and then dated herself?

 

 

 

Third time it has happened in last 5 years...

 

 

 

My now ex gf dumped me and started dating my gf before her

 

Three times in 5 years? That isn't a coincidence.

When your current girlfriend turns lesbian, dumps you, and dates your ex girlfriend -.- .

 

That's happened to you how many times? And your girlfriend dumped you, making her your ex-girlfriend, and then dated herself?

 

 

 

Third time it has happened in last 5 years...

 

 

 

My now ex gf dumped me and started dating my gf before her

 

Three times in 5 years? That isn't a coincidence.

 

Ok, so this is kinda cool. So let's say the first girlfriend is named gf#1.

 

Baller is dating her. She dumps him/whatever.

 

Then gf#2 comes along, dumps him, and becomes a lesbian. Dates gf#1.

 

Then gf#3 comes along, dumps him, and becomes a lesbian. Dates gf#2.

 

So eventually, all your girlfriends will have dated eachother. I say it's an enormous conspiracy.

When your current girlfriend turns lesbian, dumps you, and dates your ex girlfriend -.- .

 

That's happened to you how many times? And your girlfriend dumped you, making her your ex-girlfriend, and then dated herself?

 

 

 

Third time it has happened in last 5 years...

 

 

 

My now ex gf dumped me and started dating my gf before her

 

Three times in 5 years? That isn't a coincidence.

 

Ok, so this is kinda cool. So let's say the first girlfriend is named gf#1.

 

Baller is dating her. She dumps him/whatever.

 

Then gf#2 comes along, dumps him, and becomes a lesbian. Dates gf#1.

 

Then gf#3 comes along, dumps him, and becomes a lesbian. Dates gf#2.

 

So eventually, all your girlfriends will have dated eachother. I say it's an enormous conspiracy.

 

oral of the story: Don't introduce your GF to your ex.

When your current girlfriend turns lesbian, dumps you, and dates your ex girlfriend -.- .

 

That's happened to you how many times? And your girlfriend dumped you, making her your ex-girlfriend, and then dated herself?

 

 

 

Third time it has happened in last 5 years...

 

 

 

My now ex gf dumped me and started dating my gf before her

 

Three times in 5 years? That isn't a coincidence.

 

Ok, so this is kinda cool. So let's say the first girlfriend is named gf#1.

 

Baller is dating her. She dumps him/whatever.

 

Then gf#2 comes along, dumps him, and becomes a lesbian. Dates gf#1.

 

Then gf#3 comes along, dumps him, and becomes a lesbian. Dates gf#2.

 

So eventually, all your girlfriends will have dated eachother. I say it's an enormous conspiracy.

 

oral of the story: Don't introduce your GF to your ex.

 

ha! oral.

 

unspamify: people who talk with food in their mouth.

When your current girlfriend turns lesbian, dumps you, and dates your ex girlfriend -.- .

 

That's happened to you how many times? And your girlfriend dumped you, making her your ex-girlfriend, and then dated herself?

 

 

 

Third time it has happened in last 5 years...

 

 

 

My now ex gf dumped me and started dating my gf before her

 

Three times in 5 years? That isn't a coincidence.

 

Ok, so this is kinda cool. So let's say the first girlfriend is named gf#1.

 

Baller is dating her. She dumps him/whatever.

 

Then gf#2 comes along, dumps him, and becomes a lesbian. Dates gf#1.

 

Then gf#3 comes along, dumps him, and becomes a lesbian. Dates gf#2.

 

So eventually, all your girlfriends will have dated eachother. I say it's an enormous conspiracy.

 

oral of the story: Don't introduce your GF to your ex.

 

ha! oral.

 

unspamify: people who talk with food in their mouth.

 

I wonder who else laughed at mage's typo.

 

 

 

Unspam: It annoys me when people are too immature, there's only so much I can tolerate.

 

-.- Next time "it" happens, I will ask her how "it" was video tape it then youtube it.

 

Wait, didn't she break up with you? And nobody wants to see that. :|

 

-.- Next time "it" happens, I will ask her how "it" was video tape it then youtube it.

 

Wait, didn't she break up with you? And nobody wants to see that. :|

 

What? Nobody wants to see two lesbians?

 

*coughs*

When butter doesn't spread properly.

 

 

 

Or when people put butter in the frigde and I'm like scccrrrrrape. And then it takes me 10 minutes to make my toast.

 

 

 

Or also when people buy blocks of butter, like cooking butter wrapped in the paper, rather the ones in the tub and it's difficult to spread !

 

 

 

Happened to me this morning. :cry:

 

 

 

What? Nobody wants to see two lesbians?

 

*coughs*

 

 

 

:lol: :thumbup:

[hide=quote summin, forget what its called.]

 

That's happened to you how many times? And your girlfriend dumped you, making her your ex-girlfriend, and then dated herself?

 

 

 

Third time it has happened in last 5 years...

 

 

 

My now ex gf dumped me and started dating my gf before her

 

Three times in 5 years? That isn't a coincidence.

 

Ok, so this is kinda cool. So let's say the first girlfriend is named gf#1.

 

Baller is dating her. She dumps him/whatever.

 

Then gf#2 comes along, dumps him, and becomes a lesbian. Dates gf#1.

 

Then gf#3 comes along, dumps him, and becomes a lesbian. Dates gf#2.

 

So eventually, all your girlfriends will have dated eachother. I say it's an enormous conspiracy.

 

oral of the story: Don't introduce your GF to your ex.

 

ha! oral.

 

unspamify: people who talk with food in their mouth.

 

I wonder who else laughed at mage's typo.

 

 

 

Unspam: It annoys me when people are too immature, there's only so much I can tolerate.

[/hide]

 

did you just call me immature? because if you did, I'm offended.

I hate it when I get a song stuck in my head for hours on end. I was at work and my mind kept repeating Micheal Jackson's Thriller. I just couldn't get it to stop!

I hate it when I get a song stuck in my head for hours on end. I was at work and my mind kept repeating Micheal Jackson's Thriller. I just couldn't get it to stop!

 

Just listen to an even catchier song.

I hate it when I get a song stuck in my head for hours on end. I was at work and my mind kept repeating Micheal Jackson's Thriller. I just couldn't get it to stop!

 

Just listen to an even catchier song.

 

 

 

I was at work. There wasn't any music to play to distract my mind. It just kept repeating over and over again. :x

 

did you just call me immature? because if you did, I'm offended.

 

Nup. I laughed too.

 

did you just call me immature? because if you did, I'm offended.

 

Nup. I laughed too.

 

It's not that funny...

 

did you just call me immature? because if you did, I'm offended.

 

Nup. I laughed too.

 

It's not that funny...

 

It was just sort of ironically funny, sorta maybe.

 

did you just call me immature? because if you did, I'm offended.

 

Nup. I laughed too.

 

It's not that funny...

 

It was just sort of ironically funny, sorta maybe.

 

Nah, just reminded me of something else i.e my sister who read "orly" as "orally" and someone who says "ORALLY" all the time.

All water levels in video games. Why do they even put these in? Does anyone actually like them?

All water levels in video games. Why do they even put these in? Does anyone actually like them?

 

 

Sometimes they don't have a choice...

All water levels in video games. Why do they even put these in? Does anyone actually like them?

 

 

 

The airboat level from Half-Life 2. Yeah, a few THOUSAND people liked that one.

The annoying high pitched alarms miles away, with the windows shut you can hear them but you can't locate the noise, that's just torture to the ears. Kinda like nails on a chalkboard, but the sound just won't go away...

All water levels in video games. Why do they even put these in? Does anyone actually like them?

 

 

 

God, I know. Zelda, Mario, Final Fantasy, Sonic... you name it. Who the hell thought of the idea to completely destroy your maneuverability in a video game?

All water levels in video games. Why do they even put these in? Does anyone actually like them?

 

 

 

The airboat level from Half-Life 2. Yeah, a few THOUSAND people liked that one.

 

Yea, it was good, but it broke too much for puzzles, like the underwater see-saw.

All water levels in video games. Why do they even put these in? Does anyone actually like them?

 

 

 

The airboat level from Half-Life 2. Yeah, a few THOUSAND people liked that one.

 

Yea, it was good, but it broke too much for puzzles, like the underwater see-saw.

 

 

 

Valve games do not fall under the "Not Fun" category. It simply does not compute.

 

 

 

But I do agree that they overdid it on that level. There were way too many actions that require precise timing and playing on a controller does not help. Infact, the water levels is my least favourite level in Half Life 2.

YOU