March 20, 200917 yr Never tell someone you don't like the food they make, instead say you're too full to eat, or you randomly dislike some ingredient, or else you'd gulp it down! No, it's don't eat it due to being full; or force it down. Even saying you don't like x ingredient can (and probably will) get you in trouble a lot; especially with females. Hell, even apparently being 'full' can piss people off, so it's fairly close to being a lose-lose situation.
March 20, 200917 yr If any of you have a facebook, I recommend you go on there and search for a group titled "Man Law." It is like every Man Law you've ever thought of written down. It is hilarious, and at the same time totally true.
March 20, 200917 yr I don't have any issues with going out with a girl who just broke up with another guy unless he is a friend. A few years ago a close friend did that to me, (I was close friends with the girl too, and he never even talked to her until a month or so before) and in 1 motion I lost 2 best friends. I was already a [bleep]ed up kid with severe depression issues and it didn't help at all.
March 20, 200917 yr It's okay for you to pick your nose but when someone else does it they are a disgusting pig.
March 20, 200917 yr Queue properly. It's a British thing. "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
March 20, 200917 yr Before you do anything to anyone, ask yourself if you'd want the same thing done to you. The basis for all unwritten rules--mutual respect. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."
March 20, 200917 yr It's okay for you to pick your nose but when someone else does it they are a disgusting pig. You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.
March 20, 200917 yr never make eye contact with ANYONE while eating a banana That is really the only one I follow... Luck be a Lady
March 20, 200917 yr never make eye contact with ANYONE while eating a banana That is really the only one I follow... Wait, what the hell? But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."
March 20, 200917 yr never make eye contact with ANYONE while eating a banana That is really the only one I follow... Wait, what the hell? They aren't unwritten after we write them, so I refuse to name any. <- must have in "unwritten laws"- threads.
March 20, 200917 yr Jesus. Understood completely. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."
March 20, 200917 yr They aren't unwritten after we write them, so I refuse to name any. <- must have in "unwritten laws"- threads. The thread isn't called untyped laws. ;)
March 20, 200917 yr Queue properly. It's a British thing. Could have fooled me. It seems to be a free-for-all when ever I visit a store at times. That quite often leads to arguments between a few people about queueing though. :P ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)RIP Michaelangelopolous
March 20, 200917 yr Queue properly. It's a British thing. Could have fooled me. It seems to be a free-for-all when ever I visit a store at times. That quite often leads to arguments between a few people about queueing though. :P Old people are the worst, they think they have the god-given right to jump the queue because they're closer to death than everyone else. He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)
March 20, 200917 yr Never call people racist terms. Of course, black people can call me white, and call each other [bleep], but as soon as I call them black or a [bleep] I'm a racist. Justice pl0x? Are you a caucasian? If so, you are white. That is not a racist term. He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)
March 20, 200917 yr If there's no separators at the urinals, leave a space in between. haha, i have a mate that always stands next to me, just makes me like "wtf you doing fella" :mrgreen:
March 20, 200917 yr Never call people racist terms. Of course, black people can call me white, and call each other [bleep], but as soon as I call them black or a [bleep] I'm a racist. Justice pl0x? I'm going to go ahead and quote Morgan Freeman, I am going to stop calling you a white man and I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man Haha suckers, you now have Freemanic Paracusia.
March 20, 200917 yr Never call people racist terms. Of course, black people can call me white, and call each other [bleep], but as soon as I call them black or a [bleep] I'm a racist. Justice pl0x? Are you a caucasian? If so, you are white. That is not a racist term. Yes, but apparently I have to call them African American or I'm a racist. Calling somebody the N-word IS racist, you can argue some black people refer to each other by it but that makes it a matter of context. For a white person to refer to somebody as that is racist. Calling somebody black or african-american is fine but the n-word isn't. He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)
March 21, 200917 yr Haha suckers, you now have Freemanic Paracusia. Oh you son of a [bleep]. I kicked that habit for like two weeks. I usually call black people, you know, black. I don't like most of the black kids at my school, though. They never talk to anybody that isn't black, except the odd white kid that thinks he is. They're loud and move quickly. It is frightening. Anyways, let's ask what riku thinks. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
March 21, 200917 yr You ALWAYS, ALWAYS keep a urinal between you and the other person. If that's not possible you use a stall. If that's not possible you wash your hands or leave the bathroom. Always. I never follow this rule (if I gotta pee, i'm gonna pee). However, I do feel strongly about keeping your eyes on the tiles. There's nothing more uncomfortable than someone with wandering eyes peeing next to you. I follow this rule. Saves a lot of awkwardness. Also, same goes for using a stall in the lesser-used bathrooms of the school. If someone is already using one, wash your hands and move on. About looking at the tiles: My school put up "Where's Waldo?" posters above the stalls. It was great looking at them until some stupid-[wagon] freshman marked the answers on all of them. I overheard them talking about putting up "I Spy" posters next. Something to look forward to next year... Last.Fm My Bloggy Proud to have served on Tip.it Crew
March 21, 200917 yr About looking at the tiles: My school put up "Where's Waldo?" posters above the stalls. It was great looking at them until some stupid-[wagon] freshman marked the answers on all of them. I still haven't found the dog with five red stripes on his tail, and no one's circled it. You could go for that one :P
March 21, 200917 yr About looking at the tiles: My school put up "Where's Waldo?" posters above the stalls. It was great looking at them until some stupid-[wagon] freshman marked the answers on all of them. I still haven't found the dog with five red stripes on his tail, and no one's circled it. You could go for that one :P Which bathroom? Last.Fm My Bloggy Proud to have served on Tip.it Crew
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