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I was wondering, which unwritten rules apply to your society?

 

This is actually something in general which I can use to ask this question:

 

Girl A likes me, but has a boyfriend. She broke up with him today and said she's in love with me.

 

There is this man-code, like you wait at least a week after a break up, before making a move.

 

But I like the [wagon]'s ex-girlfriend, so should I wait?

 

 

 

Anywho, if someone likes to post: What are the unwritten rules?

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Man code is a lie. You don't have to wait a week if the girl doesn't want to.

 

Man law is law. But it has many a loop hole. Being drunk excuses 90% of all misdeeds. All things can be repented with the proper amount of alcohol. The law is the law. Do not doubt it.

 

 

 

About the waiting thing though, Unless the guy was your buddy, go for it - no need to wait (some don't believe this to be true, but there's alot of things that can be factored in to justify it).

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Man code is a lie. You don't have to wait a week if the girl doesn't want to.

 

Man law is law. But it has many a loop hole. Being drunk excuses 90% of all misdeeds. All things can be repented with the proper amount of alcohol. The law is the law. Do not doubt it.

 

 

 

About the waiting thing though, Unless the guy was your buddy, go for it - no need to wait (some don't believe this to be true, but there's alot of things that can be factored in to justify it).

 

 

 

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Never, never, NEVER mess with someone unrelated to a personal problem because they're connected to the opposing party. Like, for example, punching someone's little brother because they punched you.

 

 

 

If it's blatant that you're going to win against someone (7'(2.2 m), 250 lb human wall versus a midget, for example), don't pick a fight with them, and try and show some restraint if they prove that they can't be dealt with without fighting. This does not apply if they do something that would warrant a public lynching (rape, mass murder, infanticide, etc.).

 

 

 

If you and another person decide to have a "fun fight" for only bragging rights, don't try and cheat. Make sure that you set the ground rules and abide by them. It's alright to bring friends, but only if they know to stay out of it until the fight's done or the other person breaks one of the spoken rules. However, you earn double bragging rights if you kick the other dude's [wagon] even if they cheat and you don't (for an example, he grabs a crowbar mid-fight, you still beat him senseless). Video recordings of better quality than cell-phone are recommended.

 

 

 

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If you and another person decide to have a "fun fight" for only bragging rights, don't try and cheat. Make sure that you set the ground rules and abide by them. It's alright to bring friends, but only if they know to stay out of it until the fight's done or the other person breaks one of the spoken rules. However, you earn double bragging rights if you kick the other dude's [wagon] even if they cheat and you don't (for an example, he grabs a crowbar mid-fight, you still beat him senseless). Video recordings of better quality than cell-phone are recommended.

 

 

 

Setting rules? If you're setting rules before a fight then it isn't a fight. That reminds me of the scene in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

 

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I personally have waited a month on both occasions that I was attracted to a friends ex. If someone didn't show the same courtesy to me I am sure that I would make them regret it.

 

 

 

If you want to know about some unwritten codes, just watch a few Canadian beer commercials. They like to add them into their commercials because it makes people feel as though they can relate to the beer company. I personally enjoy the commercials, but haven't switched brands due to them. ::'

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If I knew the bloke, I'd probably wait like a month or two. But if I didn't and he was just some random, then whenever she wants to go for it.

 

The one about alcohol is true, anything you do under the influence is ok, unless you shag your best mates gf.

 

 

 

Another one: If your mate is going out with someone you hate, don't tell him until they've broken up and just hope they don't get together.

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At my middle school everything has to be TV highschool drama.

 

 

 

Ex. If you are friends with a girls, she is your girlfriend, period. If that's the case, I have like 6 girlfriends :roll:

 

 

 

Wait.... nvm, this code is perfectly fair :thumbsup: \' :lol:

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Get used to it.

 

 

 

I Was always taught to be a genteelman. I still take my hat off around women, apologize if I use foul language, hold doors open, open car doors, all that. I've actually gotten yelled at by a girl for it. So, I bowed to her and apologized.

 

 

 

And I called her a [bleep] under my breath. But I mainly apologized for that. It was mean.

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Don't backstab your friends, if you say you'll keep something secret, then do so (exceptions: said person is in danger), be willing to defend yourself no matter what, be polite- don't create work for others, and having a laugh is ok, providing it's not at someones expense*.

 

 

 

*: If they're a complete [insert violent adjective here], then go ahead, laugh away.

 

 

 

Oh, and the most important rule...

 

 

 

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Swearing in public is a major rule in my culture. (It's looked down upon and can even get you in trouble with teachers and the like.)

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Taking your hat off when your inside. Some people say thats a rule.

 

But its just a bunch of bull [cabbage].

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You ALWAYS, ALWAYS keep a urinal between you and the other person. If that's not possible you use a stall. If that's not possible you wash your hands or leave the bathroom. Always.

 

I never follow this rule (if I gotta pee, i'm gonna pee). However, I do feel strongly about keeping your eyes on the tiles. There's nothing more uncomfortable than someone with wandering eyes peeing next to you.

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