mmmcannibalism Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I like that website. This article had me in stitches: http://www.snopes.com/lost/fraction.asp The comment from the senator about the Dewey Decimal System and Truman was hilarious. Oh lord. Reading that hurt my soul. I sure hope they retracted that legislation If not I really need to start writing humor about that state Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I like that website. This article had me in stitches: http://www.snopes.com/lost/fraction.asp The comment from the senator about the Dewey Decimal System and Truman was hilarious. Oh lord. Oh god: "We're sick and tired of hearing about how everything in our culture, from art to entertainment to education, is aimed at the 'lowest common denominator' of society. We're took aggressive action to do something about it yesterday by eliminating that denominator." Can't... stop.. laughing... But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Diana Ross's (The woman who sings 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough) 2nd husband died in a rock climbing accident. I guess there was a mountain high enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Oh god: "We're sick and tired of hearing about how everything in our culture, from art to entertainment to education, is aimed at the 'lowest common denominator' of society. We're took aggressive action to do something about it yesterday by eliminating that denominator." Can't... stop.. laughing... Sounds like something out of The Onion. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_man_army Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Diana Ross's (The woman who sings 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough) 2nd husband died in a rock climbing accident. I guess there was a mountain high enough... Diana Ross also missed the first penalty on 1994 Fifa World Cup. Roberto Baggio missed the last penalty in that tournament but he has a much more stylish haircut than Diana Ross. Edit - This is the best clip I could find of it (without having the whole opening ceremony). [yt]WXjCKwBtG0I[/yt] He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert_de_Sable Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 If you had to give a random person either ecstasy or peanuts, you should give them ecstasy. (No seriously, its safer) unless his parents find out and they are against drugs and own a shotgun then its not. You are the funniest person alive. Your wit cuts me like the blade of a sword. [English translation needed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Roberto Baggio missed the last penalty in that tournament but he has a much more stylish haircut than Diana Ross. ...but he is a massive [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel555555 Posted March 29, 2009 Author Share Posted March 29, 2009 http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/rosie.asp Disproved. :( great site. although you have to admit that the resemblance between the song and plague are uncanny and we'll never know fo sure if Kate Greenaway wrote the original version or if she wrote it down from another source. and if she did it could have still been based apon the black plague only written after the fact. [spoiler=click you know you wanna]Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home from a party after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with seven men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies who always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! if you had this childhood and loved it put this in your signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinPete112 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 The play West Side Story was originally written to be Christians vs Jews, not Sharks vs Jets. (Lol some kid told me that while I was at the after party for it cause we just did it for school) Sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel555555 Posted March 29, 2009 Author Share Posted March 29, 2009 rudolf the red nosed raindeer was originally a mascot created by a shopping mall edit: http://snopes.com/cokelore/cocaine.asp wow coca-cola at one time had cocain in its recipy lol [spoiler=click you know you wanna]Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home from a party after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with seven men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies who always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! if you had this childhood and loved it put this in your signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBeam Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 In Canada milk comes in bags. Idiot no. Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 2) the childs song ring around the rosey was actually a serious song used to teach children about certain plagues and diseases. ring around the rosey, certain plagues manifest as red patches on the skin with a white circle of flesh around them. a pocket full of posies, the sent of sertain flowers was supposed to keep the effects of these plagues at bay ashes, ashes, obviously to warn people to burn the bodies or we all fall down In the poem its "ATICHOO, ATICHOO, we all fall down" thats onomatopeia for sneezing dontcha' know ? Its not "ashes" Either way, you are wrong, this myth/ or rather urban anecdote has been floating around for a long time, but only recently been disproved. I'll try to find some information. EDIT: The connection between this Rhyme was made by James Leasor in 1961 in his non-fiction book ' The Plague and the Fire. Some people are sceptical of the plague interpretations of this rhyme, many stating that words in the rhyme cannot be found in Middle English. The sceptics must be referring to the later version of the rhyme, possibly with American origins, the English version is "Ring a ring o' rosies" using the Middle English "o" as a shortening of the word "of". The written word " posies" is first mentioned in a poem called 'Prothalamion or A Spousal Verse' by Edmund Spenser (1552-1599). We believe that this addresses the views of the sceptics. But folklore scholars regard the theory as baseless for several reasons: the late appearance of the explanation means that it has no tradition, only the value of its content the symptoms described do not fit especially well with the Great Plague the great variety of forms make it unlikely that the modern form is the most ancient one, and the words on which the interpretation are based are not found in many of the earliest records of the rhyme European and 19th century versions of the rhyme suggest that this 'fall' was not a literal falling down, but a curtsy or other form of bending movement that was common in other dramatic singing games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eias Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 apparently a sneeze is an equivalent eighth of an orgasm. or at least the feeling before the sneeze. I forget where I read that. prolly not true. What about taking a crap on rush hour?bet that feels double the orgasm,at least for me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Geed Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 apparently a sneeze is an equivalent eighth of an orgasm. or at least the feeling before the sneeze. I forget where I read that. prolly not true. What about taking a crap on rush hour?bet that feels double the orgasm,at least for me.. lol :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_man_army Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Roberto Baggio missed the last penalty in that tournament but he has a much more stylish haircut than Diana Ross. ...but he is a massive [bleep] I don't care what he is like as a person, I admire him because he was a brilliant player. He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamireborn1 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 In Canada milk comes in bags. Idiot no. Maybe not all of it, but when I was in Canada for two weeks a few summers ago, every milk we got was in bags.. Hmm, weird facts? Elephants. -Elephants are the only animal with four knees. -Elephants are the only mammal that can't jump. -Elephants can pick up a penny with their trunk, but can also move a tree. I know a few more, too (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 In Canada milk comes in bags. Idiot no. Maybe not all of it, but when I was in Canada for two weeks a few summers ago, every milk we got was in bags.. Hmm, weird facts? Elephants. -Elephants are the only animal with four knees. -Elephants are the only mammal that can't jump. -Elephants can pick up a penny with their trunk, but can also move a tree. I know a few more, too (: Milk is most common in bags. you buy packs of three. You can get them in cartons too, and jugs, but bags are most common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Wel always joked that my dad must be the book of utterly useless knowledge. When we moved I went through his boxesand what do I find? The Book of Utterly Useless Knowledge :lol: :thumbsup: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Roberto Baggio missed the last penalty in that tournament but he has a much more stylish haircut than Diana Ross. ...but he is a massive [bleep] I don't care what he is like as a person, I admire him because he was a brilliant player. Don't actually mind Baggio really, I was confusing him with Roberto Di Matteo when I wrote that. :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBeam Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 In Canada milk comes in bags. Idiot no. Maybe not all of it, but when I was in Canada for two weeks a few summers ago, every milk we got was in bags.. Hmm, weird facts? Elephants. -Elephants are the only animal with four knees. -Elephants are the only mammal that can't jump. -Elephants can pick up a penny with their trunk, but can also move a tree. I know a few more, too (: Milk is most common in bags. you buy packs of three. You can get them in cartons too, and jugs, but bags are most common. I'm Canadian. Not once have I seen bagged milk. Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 In Canada milk comes in bags. Idiot no. Maybe not all of it, but when I was in Canada for two weeks a few summers ago, every milk we got was in bags.. Hmm, weird facts? Elephants. -Elephants are the only animal with four knees. -Elephants are the only mammal that can't jump. -Elephants can pick up a penny with their trunk, but can also move a tree. I know a few more, too (: Milk is most common in bags. you buy packs of three. You can get them in cartons too, and jugs, but bags are most common. I'm Canadian. Not once have I seen bagged milk. well. I know they have bagged milk in quebec, ontario, alberta, and nova scotia. And I'm Canadian too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbeer0 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 apparently a sneeze is an equivalent eighth of an orgasm. or at least the feeling before the sneeze. I forget where I read that. prolly not true. You know... Similar feeling, different location. Sounds pretty absurd though. OH S***! He/she/it is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel555555 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 In Canada milk comes in bags. Idiot no. Maybe not all of it, but when I was in Canada for two weeks a few summers ago, every milk we got was in bags.. Hmm, weird facts? Elephants. -Elephants are the only animal with four knees. -Elephants are the only mammal that can't jump. -Elephants can pick up a penny with their trunk, but can also move a tree. I know a few more, too (: Milk is most common in bags. you buy packs of three. You can get them in cartons too, and jugs, but bags are most common. I'm Canadian. Not once have I seen bagged milk. well. I know they have bagged milk in quebec, ontario, alberta, and nova scotia. And I'm Canadian too. Used to live in alberta never once saw bagged milk. [spoiler=click you know you wanna]Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home from a party after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with seven men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies who always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! if you had this childhood and loved it put this in your signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 In Canada milk comes in bags. Idiot no. Maybe not all of it, but when I was in Canada for two weeks a few summers ago, every milk we got was in bags.. Hmm, weird facts? Elephants. -Elephants are the only animal with four knees. -Elephants are the only mammal that can't jump. -Elephants can pick up a penny with their trunk, but can also move a tree. I know a few more, too (: Milk is most common in bags. you buy packs of three. You can get them in cartons too, and jugs, but bags are most common. I'm Canadian. Not once have I seen bagged milk. well. I know they have bagged milk in quebec, ontario, alberta, and nova scotia. And I'm Canadian too. Used to live in alberta never once saw bagged milk. I know they have it. My grandparents live in red deer, and they always have bagged milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel555555 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 lived in edmonton, had friends all over the place, and my dad worked over most of the province and i've only hear of or seen cartons and jugs. [spoiler=click you know you wanna]Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home from a party after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with seven men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies who always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! if you had this childhood and loved it put this in your signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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