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What kind of government would it be?

 

What would be the first thing you did?

 

What adjustments would you make to your country?

 

 

 

Please try and answer these seriously.

 

 

 

My answers:

 

What kind of government would it be? An Authoritarian one, ideally.

 

What would be the first thing you did? Divert about forty billion dollars to the armed forces and purchase tanks and artillery.

 

What adjustments would you make to your country? I'd take funding away from the arts. If a museum can't survive without government grants, it clearly isn't well-appreciated enough to bother supporting.

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I would... shoot the government already there and put people who ACTUALLY GIVE A [cabbage] ABOUT PEOPLE in there.

 

 

 

Oh and I'd put a million pound reward on the head of every major banker who's getting a nice fat retirement bonus this year.

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1) Democratic Socialist

 

 

 

2) -Build up an army

 

-Eliminate oppression brought on by higher classes.

 

-Encourage workers' unions

 

-Outlaw defamation against politicians

 

-Create a unified political party

 

-Build up a complex and efficient education system

 

 

 

3) Convince smaller, weaker countries to join my nation for guaranteed protection under my strong and well-trained military. I would also make any needed adjustments to guarantee a fair court system, allow the public to vote democratically, and ensure an excellent health and education system.

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I would... shoot the government already there and put people who ACTUALLY GIVE A [cabbage] ABOUT PEOPLE in there.

 

 

 

Oh and I'd put a million pound reward on the head of every major banker who's getting a nice fat retirement bonus this year.

 

 

 

Did you happen to be at the London protests during the G-20 Summit meetings?

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I would keep my government a democracy, let the people choose for themselves. Next I would try to create a 4 day school week, to allow students an extra day for study, relaxation, or for a job.

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It sounds like you just want to advertise the fact more that you believe in Authoritarian-style government.

 

It has one word of mention. Would you like me to have said "A certain government that I support but cannot say because a certain self-righteous whiny user doesn't want me to?"

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It sounds like you just want to advertise the fact more that you believe in Authoritarian-style government.

 

It has one word of mention. Would you like me to have said "A certain government that I support but cannot say because a certain self-righteous whiny user doesn't want me to?"

 

 

 

It has one word of mention in this thread, yes. But certainly not in your previous thread:

 

 

 

You goddamn people.

 

Get more authoritarian! :evil:

 

Taken it before, several times:

 

 

 

Economic Left/Right: -8.88

 

Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.92

 

I am not going to get along with you. #-o

 

 

 

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Why would I have said that if you had only mentioned it once?

 

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1) Democratic Socialist

 

 

 

2) -Build up an army

 

-Eliminate oppression brought on by higher classes.

 

-Encourage workers' unions

 

-Outlaw defamation against politicians

 

-Create a unified political party

 

-Build up a complex and efficient education system

 

 

 

3) Convince smaller, weaker countries to join my nation for guaranteed protection under my strong and well-trained military. I would also make any needed adjustments to guarantee a fair court system, allow the public to vote democratically, and ensure an excellent health and education system.

 

 

 

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Dictatorship. People would have no rights. Noone would ever see me, but everywhere there would be signs that would say "Dizzle is Watching". That would be badass.

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What kind of government would it be? Constitutional monarchy.

 

What would be the first thing you did? PUT my face on a postage stamp of course.

 

What adjustments would you make to your country? Uhhh suggest to make the sports better. Several of them are getting ridiculous. Mainly NBA and somewhat NFL and MLS.

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First: Abolishment of all religions except Pastafarianism. It's time you [cabbage] heads got serious.

 

Next: Burn the churches. 'Cus it would make a sick action movie.

 

Finally: Make the official forum TIF, because then you would all love me and make me your leader, allowing me to expand my empire across the globe and achieve terrestrial domination.

 

 

 

Don't like religious people pushing their beliefs on you? It's just as [bleep]ing annoying when you do it.

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These are just some that i could think of.

 

 

 

Make schools and hospitals a more attractive place to work in, mainly by raising the salary. But also in school, tougher rules for the kids so the teacher doesn't have headache each day.

 

 

 

Lower the tax on snus (swedish tobacco product) by 5kr (50cent ).

 

 

 

Encourage companies to research and come up with new technology that is less harmful to the environment by cutting taxes for such a company.

 

Make it easier for people to start up their own business (review the laws and regulations)

 

Making it easier for construction companies to build new houses (between 2006 and 2010 we are building half of the houses we should be building), for example; banks demanding less cash capital (i understand that due to the current economic times it would be hard, but houses needs to be built).

 

 

 

Rebuild the army (just look at how unstable Russia is), with mandatory military service for guys. But not just spending more money, making sure that the whole Armed Forces divisions are as cost-efficient as possible.

 

 

 

Temporary stop all immigration (those that work in a field that needs workers are welcome, but noone else). The current situation is not good. People are loosing jobs quick as hell here currently, the finance minister said that if the governments prediction comes true, 12% (550k) will be unemployed in 2011 (currently 387k are unemployed).

 

And don't start with the crap about we must continue immigration because of all the ones born in the 40's will be pensioners in 5 years. Alot of them have bad grades, no real thought out future for themselves and speak very poor swedish. The integration is a complete joke.

 

So, isn't it better to integrate those who are already here than to continue taking in 100k (2008) per year which will lead to less and less integration?

 

Send people back to their home country if they have commited 3 or more crimes (depending on what crime/s). *

 

 

 

Remove the Television licence (fee for public service TV).

 

Remove the government funding for museums, media and art that cannot stand on it's own feet without it.

 

 

 

Increase the police force with severals thousands. Also, remove the IPRED law and divert 80% of the current people working with that to other types of more harmful internet crimes.

 

Review and raise the number of minimum and maximum years on certain sentences.

 

 

 

Tie the Swedish krona to Euro (but not change it to Euro), as it would be more stable in financially bad times (such as these).

 

 

 

*= If you want sources and more text, i'll post it here or pm depending on what you want.

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First: Abolishment of all religions except Pastafarianism. It's time you [cabbage] heads got serious.

 

Next: Burn the churches. 'Cus it would make a sick action movie.

 

Finally: Make the official forum TIF, because then you would all love me and make me your leader, allowing me to expand my empire across the globe and achieve terrestrial domination.

 

 

 

Don't like religious people pushing their beliefs on you? It's just as [bleep] annoying when you do it.

 

Someone's sarcasm detector appears to have low batteries.

 

 

 

Sarcasm doesn't translate well onto an internet forum.

 

 

 

Cookiez nao?

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First: Abolishment of all religions except Pastafarianism. It's time you [cabbage] heads got serious.

 

Next: Burn the churches. 'Cus it would make a sick action movie.

 

Finally: Make the official forum TIF, because then you would all love me and make me your leader, allowing me to expand my empire across the globe and achieve terrestrial domination.

 

 

 

Don't like religious people pushing their beliefs on you? It's just as [bleep] annoying when you do it.

 

Someone's sarcasm detector appears to have low batteries.

 

 

 

Sarcasm doesn't translate well onto an internet forum.

 

 

 

Cookiez nao?

 

I prefer muffins, but w/e.

 

 

 

What if we slice the muffins thin and bake them for a few minutes longer?

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First: Abolishment of all religions except Pastafarianism. It's time you [cabbage] heads got serious.

 

Next: Burn the churches. 'Cus it would make a sick action movie.

 

Finally: Make the official forum TIF, because then you would all love me and make me your leader, allowing me to expand my empire across the globe and achieve terrestrial domination.

 

 

 

Don't like religious people pushing their beliefs on you? It's just as [bleep] annoying when you do it.

 

Someone's sarcasm detector appears to have low batteries.

 

 

 

Sarcasm doesn't translate well onto an internet forum.

 

 

 

Cookiez nao?

 

I prefer muffins, but w/e.

 

 

 

What if we slice the muffins thin and bake them for a few minutes longer?

 

I thought you wanted cookies? not toast.

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First: Abolishment of all religions except Pastafarianism. It's time you [cabbage] heads got serious.

 

Next: Burn the churches. 'Cus it would make a sick action movie.

 

Finally: Make the official forum TIF, because then you would all love me and make me your leader, allowing me to expand my empire across the globe and achieve terrestrial domination.

 

 

 

Don't like religious people pushing their beliefs on you? It's just as [bleep] annoying when you do it.

 

Someone's sarcasm detector appears to have low batteries.

 

 

 

Sarcasm doesn't translate well onto an internet forum.

 

 

 

Cookiez nao?

 

I prefer muffins, but w/e.

 

 

 

What if we slice the muffins thin and bake them for a few minutes longer?

 

I thought you wanted cookies? not toast.

 

 

 

I meant the top part, the way it's raised a little.

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