"When you've got something special, never forget it."

 

-Chinese Proverb

 

 

 

I'll probably have a few more later on.

 

~Echocut

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers - Darren B. (told to me as we watched some people try and ski around a fellow ski patroller standing around 3 closed signs, telling people the run was closed)

 

 

 

*edit, ops thank gago

Stilev, did you mean never underestimate...?

 

 

 

"The fun is in the journey, not the destionation."

MAN THE HARPOONS

In the words of Sean Connory "if they pull a knife, you pull a gun. If they send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of them to the morgue, thats the chicago way."

 

 

 

and Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes! :thumbsup:

"Adolf Hitler was rejected as a young man in his application to art school. One thing led to another, and the United States dropped two atomic bombs on the sovereign nation of Japan."

from a sign that i saw

 

 

 

"warning! private property! keep out!

 

unless you have really big boobs"

"You know your in love when you can't sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams"

 

Dr.Seuss

 

 

 

My girlfriend told me that one, it was a very sweet moment indeed.

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - don't know exactly who said that, but I just remember seeing it as one of my friends' status.

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?

 

Then he is not omnipotent.

 

Is he able, but not willing?

 

Then he is malevolent.

 

Is he both able and willing?

 

Then whence cometh evil?

 

Is he neither able nor willing?

 

Then why call him God?"

 

-Epicurius (I think)

We will exterminate your enemies in a blaze of glory, bloodshed, and finely aged cheese.

 

-Anonymous

 

 

 

The pen might be mightier than the sword, but no one ever got a [bleep]ing chest wound from a ballpoint pen.

 

- Anonymous

 

 

 

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

 

-Bill Watterson

 

 

 

If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

 

-Stanshall Vivian

 

 

 

I am the envy of men all across the world! The holier then thou great and magnificent mountain Sage! The tamer of toads and a living legend! I've stood before hordes of women and have people utter my name in awe! Cower before the almighty toad sage Jaraiya!

 

-Jiraya from Naruto

 

 

 

And lol:

 

 

 

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

 

Through passion I gain strength.

 

Through strength I gain power.

 

Through power I gain victory.

 

Through victory my chains are broken.

 

The force shall free me.

 

- Code of the Sith

So, tipit, what are some of your favorite sayings? They can be ones you created, famous quotes or just something from a song. Here are some of mine:

 

 

 

" Always expect the unexpected "

 

 

 

If you expect the unexpected, the expected becomes unexpected, so how does thou expect what is unexpected when it does so?

The pen might be mightier than the sword, but no one ever got a [bleep]ing chest wound from a ballpoint pen.

 

- Anonymous

 

 

 

Who said that? I have a pen here and am willing to make him the first to get a chest wound from it.

Plagiarism is overrated. When Newton and Leibniz invented calculus, there was a war in academia over which country stole the other countrys ideas. They were debating over the ownership of a universal truth. You cant own an idea. You cant steal an idea. To steal something means to take it so that the first owner doesnt have it any more. All ideas do is replicate like viruses, sweeping from host to host.

 

 

 

The virus is an equal-opportunity human infector. All mankind is of one author, and is one volume; when one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language, and every chapter must be so translated into a better language to you, a better language to me, its all a massive mixing and remixing of ideas. When you worry about who gets credit, or fame, glory, money, or respect, you fall into the illusion of what is important and forget why you are doing this.

 

 

 

 

An awesome quote about intellectual property.

 

 

 

The people have an indubitable, unalienable, and indefeasible right to reform or change their Government, whenever it be found adverse or inadequate to the purpose of its institution.

 

 

 

Something the founding fathers intended for our government that we seem to have forgotten.

"[cabbage] [bleep] deluxe"

 

"What the [short for richard.]"

 

"Clean as a cucumber" - This guy on punk'd

 

"Back the [bleep] up: time for some (x)" - Extreme advertising

 

"[bleep] me sideways with a lunchbox."

 

 

 

Guess that says something about me. :oops:

"What could possibly go wrong?" - Jeremy Clarkson

 

answer: "Don't say that!" - Richard Hammond

Recently watched this movie again:

 

 

 

"That's a great plan, Walter. That's [bleep]ing ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss [bleep]ing watch. "

 

 

 

EDIT: OR when the policeman throws a coffee mug at the dude's head (hahahaha):

 

"OW! [bleep]ing fascist!!"

Eye for an eye.

 

 

 

 

 

My favorites are:

 

 

 

"An eye for en eye may leave the whole world blind, but justice is blind, so is it not fair?"

 

 

 

"We all know the pen is mightier than the sword, but sometimes we simply run out of ink."

 

 

 

And this is more of a quote, but when MM was asked about Columbine, what he would say to the shooters. he replied "I wouldn't say anything, I would listen, and that's what no one else did."

Oh my god, just the entire Mean Girls film, start to finish. I can pretty much recite the entire film.

 

"I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."

Oh my god, just the entire Mean Girls film, start to finish. I can pretty much recite the entire film.

 

"I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."

 

....

Oh my god, just the entire Mean Girls film, start to finish. I can pretty much recite the entire film.

 

"I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."

 

....

 

Honestly, it's the most quotable film ever. Not even a great storyline but it's still so good.

Oh my god, just the entire Mean Girls film, start to finish. I can pretty much recite the entire film.

 

"I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."

 

....

 

Honestly, it's the most quotable film ever. Not even a great storyline but it's still so good.

 

I found the movie quite enjoyable because it was cringe-worthy. But... that was when I was a wee bit younger. Now that I look back on the quotes, I just don't know.

 

Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.

 

Karen: Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?

 

Regina: I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!

 

[Regina leaves, Gretchen follows]

 

Gretchen: Wait, Regina! Talk to me!

 

Regina: No one understands me...

 

Gretchen: I understand you!

 

[Regina & Gretchen's voices fade out]

 

Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.

 

Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!

 

Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.

 

Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?

 

Cady: No no no... Anything else?

 

Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.

 

Cady: What do you mean?

 

Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.

 

Cady: Really? That's amazing.

 

Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining.

 

:wall:

"We would like to see most of the human race killed off, because it is unworthy, it is unworthy of the gift of life."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

 

- George Carlin

I've got one of the best That's What She Said quotations ever.

 

 

 

We were doing natural logs [as in base e, ln 2.7182....]. One paticularly difficult question came up. [Too lazy to explain] and the teacher said "I don't think 5 will fit in there".

 

 

 

:twss:

 

 

 

Sorry for that ...

 

 

 

One of my other favourite quotations :

 

 

 

"Scarcity finds no faults with necessity"

 

 

 

Also,

 

 

 

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

 

 

 

- Isaac Asimov.