DerekZoolandah Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 (edited) Post nightmares. Edited June 27, 2010 by DerekZoolandah I present to you men, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I. What a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Ah, nightmares. The dark side of the mind. The side that emulates your worst fears and dark thoughts. That which holds your fears and simulates them. I had a nightmare involving a banana, some hot chick, and some force. And let's just say it didn't end well for either side. And note that this banana was sporting titanium [bleep]es that spew weapons-grade anthrax and other dangerous toxic spores. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacheco Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 i dont remember my dreams, but last time i woke up in the middle of night drenched in sweat shaking uncontrollably and fearing my life it must of [bleep]ing been bad OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 this one was last night. I was in a catholic school for some reason wearing my Mayhem tshirt. So this nun was like, beating my [wagon] with a yardstick, so i stole it and killed her. Then like 20 other nuns busted in with yardsticks and beat me half to death. Then I woke up. Weird nightmare, but a nightmare nonetheless. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I frequently have nightmares of scary video games that seem real. It's hard to explain. I know it's a video game because there are interfaces, but I still get scared when I'm about to die. I enjoy nightmares. It's nice waking up to your warm safe bad after thinking for sure that you were about to die second ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I frequently have nightmares of scary video games that seem real. It's hard to explain. I know it's a video game because there are interfaces, but I still get scared when I'm about to die. I enjoy nightmares. It's nice waking up to your warm safe bad after thinking for sure that you were about to die second ago. I'm usually distracted by the though "Holy F*%^&$@^# I almost died" (Because usually when you have dreams they feel so real) Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerdattack16 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Ronald McDonald broke into my house and brutally murdered my parents, then shot himself in the face while I was tied to a chair, forced to watch. Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupportMage Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 It was a horrible, firey wasteland with lava-waterfalls and that sort of thing. I don't know how we all didn't burst into flames. There was this big tarantula looking thing, except where each foot hit the ground, the foot exploded into eight directions like the wires of a circus tent. Or, actually, like that machine monster from the 300 episode of Samurai Jack. It had a massive tail, like a scorpion's, but with no stinger, rather, four flaps covering the end to what was essentially a massive, brown, HAIRY vacuum pump, groping to pull me in and do... spider things, I suppose. My friend, who I don't remember who it was, told me, "Spider Hell is a very real place." I've never forgotten that nightmare, it's been two months. If there is a hell, for me, it's Spider Hell. I never found out what was inside that tail. I can only imagine it's the punishment for killing spiders on sight. Still alive, still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I was 8 when I had my last nightmare... Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I was 8 when I had my last nightmare... Lucky you I mostly have nightmares and they proceed when i go to sleep again D: [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 It was a dark night, I was in this new home with my family and my sister and I were getting ready for bed. I glanced over at the house next door and saw a little girl staring back at me. That didn't startle me that much but the next day my dad came home from his job as a sheriff and was rounding us up for safety. The phones that were in the house went missing even though we used it just minutes ago. My mom was in the living room so the rest of us went to find my sister, we got her and came back to the living room but my mom was not there. Amongst the panic, I woke up. I had my earphones in my ear so one of the songs I listen to related to that nightmare :wall: ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Does anyone else have dreams where they're being chased? In my case it's my neighbor with a weapon ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MirageOfDeath Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I've had various nightmares of being tortured/killed but I almost never remember the details. The worst I can think of recently was of my father dying. It seemed so unbelievably real when I was dreaming it I woke up very flustered and on the verge of crying (which is highly unusual for me :P). I used to have somewhat frequent dreams of falling which always resulted in me jumping awake all sweaty before I hit the ground. I haven't had one of those in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I've only had one dream that I would classify as a nightmare. I forgot the details, but some guy was trying to mug my family and I when we were out on some pier/dock one night. He took out a gun and nearly shot my father. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Anyone know what idoser is? Well, I was "listening" to one of them and fell asleep. And the next one on the list was Gates of Hades. Even if you don't know what it is, you can probably figure out about how it went. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I don't remember much of the dream anymore, but somehow I was in this house and it was dark and this old 17th-century-looking man turned to me and shouted "I SAID NO FIRE!!!!!" and shot a stream of fire at me that launched me through a wall and out of the house. It sounds weird now, but holy [cabbage] it was so scary, I sat in my bed awake till I had to get ready for school, which took about four hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I had one when I was 4, where my home was being invaded by uh... weird animals.... (Was pretty scary back then. Now it just seems ridiculous). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandorf61 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Hmm occasionally I get nightmares that end up with me just about to fall off of something and then I wake up with the sensation that I'm about to hit the ground. I dislike those ones because my heart goes into panic mode for a couple of seconds before I realize that I'm in bed and there are pillows around me. Pyramid Plunder Guide Tip.it Forum Rules Adventurer's LogThanks to Cowboy14 for the awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Hmm occasionally I get nightmares that end up with me just about to fall off of something and then I wake up with the sensation that I'm about to hit the ground. I dislike those ones because my heart goes into panic mode for a couple of seconds before I realize that I'm in bed and there are pillows around me. I love them, they're so cool. \ I haven't had a nightmare for a while. : #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Some of my dreams would probaly scare the [cabbage] outa me if I watched them on TV, just not when I'm dreaming. Heh. I don't think I have ever had a nightmare before.. Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 i dreamed i was attacked and bieng ripped to pieces by giygas i shat myself in the dream,i said "giygas,please,im your friend!no!" according to my sister :shock: 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albel Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 My worse one (for me anyway) is where I get out of my bed, and everwhere I look is spiders. Everything is spiders... I always wake up screaming "Help me!!" once that happen, I cant fall asleep :oops: [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This_Is_Adrian Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I've had a couple nightmares where I was paralyzed/frozen in place and have experienced sleep paralysis atleast twice. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I had a nightmare that I was in an "I am Legend" situation; I'm the only living person in the city, and a load of mutant things are hunting for me. It sounds silly, but apocalyptic things like that petrify me. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 It sounds silly, but apocalyptic things like that petrify me. I'd be scared if it was the apocalypse too. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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