October 10, 200916 yr You'd be better off with crusader armour forged from a large crucifix.Keep a bible under your armour next to your heart, and use a shroud which has a bible chapter written on it.Use a sword made from holy silver, only forged using wood from various ancient holy artifacts. I'd still side with the demons though. Half demon-Half human for the win.
October 10, 200916 yr Author Demons aern't like zombies or vampires, there is no way on earth you can side with them. good idea for the clothing however.
October 10, 200916 yr I'm a demon; screw being a human. First off, take control of Cry and Olly's super-baby and dominate the earth. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.
October 10, 200916 yr There is a way you could side with demons.Pledge a Blood-Oath to serve under Lucifer for all eternity.
October 10, 200916 yr There is a way you could side with demons.Pledge a Blood-Oath to serve under Lucifer for all eternity.So what happens if they're not the biblical demons? Instead of Lucifer just pledge yourself to the specific demon. Ponies!
October 10, 200916 yr Author There is a way you could side with demons.Pledge a Blood-Oath to serve under Lucifer for all eternity.You'd better pledge it in PM then, PM me.
October 10, 200916 yr Author Heimidall is a norse god (i didn't have to research that) whats that got to do with demons?
October 10, 200916 yr Heimidall is a norse god (i didn't have to research that) whats that got to do with demons?It would start Ragnarok. Hegemony-Spain
October 10, 200916 yr Author Don't worry the valkyries will fight along me... no they won't I shall slay all of them. I Loki and my armys of fire giants will destroy this world (if you want to carry on join falador library lol)
October 10, 200916 yr How is this not a forum game? [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
October 10, 200916 yr Author its not what most people are meant to be doing.... Someone is going off topic.
October 10, 200916 yr Posting a response to my question but not answering it just makes for more spam. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
October 10, 200916 yr Posting a response to my question but not answering it just makes for more spam.Spam is actually not that bad. I dunno why it got such a bad rap; probably from all the army jokes about it. Most people who rag on Spam haven't even tried the stuff. Sheesh. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino
October 10, 200916 yr Author the magical back on topic linebelow we need to talk about how we would survive in a demon apocylpse____________________________________________________________________
October 10, 200916 yr the magical back on topic linebelow we need to talk about how we would survive in a demon apocylpse____________________________________________________________________Die? Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino
October 10, 200916 yr Make a pact with a specific strong demon. Pledge allegiance to him or her in return for protection from other demons. That's one of those situations that staying neutral would get you killed. In time gain more power than the demon and overthrow him/her. Overthrow other demons and convince the other humans that are still alive to follow you. In time you will have overthrown all the demons and the world will be your plaything. tl;dr: To beat a demon, be a demon. Ponies!
October 10, 200916 yr Author Gorgons turn you to stone as in granite or they turn you to stone as in petrify you? Im thinking the ones with claws, wings, serpant legs and snake hair I'm planning on doing harpys sometime later in the thread Anymore suggestions for monsters?
October 10, 200916 yr Succubi/Incubus(es?) ( I don't think Incubus has a plural form) Minotaurs Centaurs Sephiroth? Ponies!
October 10, 200916 yr Author Wouldn't go for incubi or subuci as the answer is simply don't have sex with anyone you don't know (not many of us do that?) I like minotours I can't google things what is serephiroth.
October 10, 200916 yr Wouldn't go for incubi or subuci as the answer is simply don't have sex with anyone you don't know (not many of us do that?) I like minotours I can't google things what is serephiroth.Sephiroth is teh 1337!!!!!!1111 Also what about dragons, Hydras, and aliens? Hydras have 9 heads, 8 grow two back in their place when they are cut off. The other one can not be cut off. The body is impenetrable. (i'm sure if it wasn't it would have been killed long before Hercules). We would need to define aliens before we mindlessly threw that one out there. And here you go btw: Sephiroth Ponies!
October 11, 200916 yr Wouldn't go for incubi or subuci as the answer is simply don't have sex with anyone you don't know (not many of us do that?) I like minotours I can't google things what is serephiroth.Sephiroth is teh 1337!!!!!!1111 Also what about dragons, Hydras, and aliens? Hydras have 9 heads, 8 grow two back in their place when they are cut off. The other one can not be cut off. The body is impenetrable. (i'm sure if it wasn't it would have been killed long before Hercules). We would need to define aliens before we mindlessly threw that one out there. And here you go btw: Sephiroth Haha that made me lol :) I really have no idea about demons. Maybe just run around sayin that verse from the chapter in the bible over and over in a corner until they go away :? it'd be pretty hard. Or make a pact.
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