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Monster survival this week = Cannibals

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About 20 miles East of me there's an old abandoned radar installation that was used to watch for German bomber heading for New York City in WWII, I'd just find out via internet (while it's still up) how to make small EMP devices, then go hide out there.

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I thought we clarified that my toaster can't do jack.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I don't think it's your toaster this time :lol:

 

And were the magnet to fail I'd have a back up plan of throwing on some techno and sneaking away while they have a dance party. Because robots are required to dance whenever they hear techno music, if you didn't know that.

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If they're killer robots, and they basically are smarter and more advanced then us...

 

Hide. Deep in a forest.

Solution: Big [wagon] EMPs.

 

Or, you could just use one of these bad boys:

 

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Hell yes, a rail gun.

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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My plan is find a powerplant and take it down (couple of guns?), I'd get my two friends to get food and the other to get copper wire (from b&q and such) and a long iron pole.

I'd assemble them into a super massive electromagnet and then attach it to mains power in the power station(don't turn it on).

Barricade myself in the powerplant and spend the rest of my life on the swingy chairs, I won't be in the slighest bit of danger unless i turn on the power, this will disable al robots BtW because of the magnet.

Yeh! Also, they'll have computers (I'll bring a router) so you can go online for "how to" guides.

 

I'd get there in a lorry.

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Because the internet stays online during a robot apocalypse.

 

Also, how are you going to take a power plant? 8 year olds aren't allowed to buy guns...

 

Oh, and what if the robots decide to start bombing the power plant.

 

You didn't think your genius plan all the way through.

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Silly anti gun laws.

It means Britain is screwed in the event of a zombie/robot/anything/octokitty apocalypse (Maybe not the last one)

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Because the internet stays online during a robot apocalypse.

 

Also, how are you going to take a power plant? 8 year olds aren't allowed to buy guns...

 

Oh, and what if the robots decide to start bombing the power plant.

 

You didn't think your genius plan all the way through.

There aren't even any guns in English-shire, are there?

 

I'll be chilling with my .22s and .357 magnums, have fun, Britain!

Actully we can have shotguns (if we have a shotgun license and such).

 

If they decide to bomb it'll be quite strong anyway, there not going way to kill one human.

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Its incredibly difficult to obtain guns, they are really heavily regulated.

I doubt you would be able to get one Hex.

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Shotguns are useless in an apocalypse tbh, if you're that close to the robot in the first place then you're doin' it wrong.

Its for shooting humans.

 

 

I can't get a shotgun but I can get a rifle and a very weak pistol.

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From the quality of your posts, and putting jokes aside, I'd say you were 14 years old, or around that.

So I doubt you would be able to get a gun.

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From the quality of your posts, and putting jokes aside, I'd say you were 14 years old, or around that.

So I doubt you would be able to get a gun.

At age 14 were allowed to get rifles legally.

 

thats english law (unless its been changed recently)

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But it would be very, very difficult to get the lisence, and the law would keep a very strict eye on you if you did.

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No it wouldn't theres no need for a licence. thats for shotguns.

 

its suprisingly easy to get a gun, this gun will be used for scaring and shooting only unarmoured humans only.

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Make a robot costume out of pipes, metal buckets, wire, and hedge trimmers. Or dress as Darth Vader and become their leader. If you cant beat em, become their overlord.

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Hex, if you shoot at people for no reason, they will shoot back. And you will run out of ammo.

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Hex, if you shoot at people for no reason, they will shoot back. And you will run out of ammo.

Do you know why I sugggested shooting at people?

 

these people don't have guns, I just want to get them out the powerplant.

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How do you know they don't have guns?

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Because people in powerplants don't ussualy have guns.

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How do you know they don't have guns?

 

Better yet, what does he do when he misses that often on one person and uses up all his ammo?

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How do you know they don't have guns?

 

Better yet, what does he do when he misses that often on one person and uses up all his ammo?

The guns are used for intimidation and killing people who don't exit the powerplant.

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How do you know they don't have guns?

 

Better yet, what does he do when he misses that often on one person and uses up all his ammo?

The guns are used for intimidation and killing people who don't exit the powerplant.

Which powerplant? Because nuclear powerplants have armed guards and snipers, there's one near my house.

Whichever ones closer, they have gaurds and snipers? maybe thats just because its america.

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How do you know they don't have guns?

 

Better yet, what does he do when he misses that often on one person and uses up all his ammo?

The guns are used for intimidation and killing people who don't exit the powerplant.

 

Do you even know how to run a power plant?

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The point really is just to have power, I won't be using it much.

 

also, i'll either use coal power or wind power, there the ones in my area. wind = no work. coal = little work that I understand.

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