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I had a really high potassium level or something a few years back. I used to eat a [cabbage] load of bananas. They're only good when they start getting little brown spots on them. When they're still really firm, they're just nasty. When they have too much brown, they're all mushy and gross.

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They're only good when they start getting little brown spots on them. When they're still really firm, they're just nasty.

No. When they are firm and slightly green they are amazing.

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Man I love bananas. Most other fruits are huge commitments, like apples and oranges. And watermelon.... What a [bleep] to cut.

 

Still don't see what you guys see in kiwi though. The fuzz on the outside is what gets to me the most. Maybe I'm just not preparing it properly. I follow these directions:

 

 

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Maybe kiwi makes your tongue hurt because it's so acidic....?

 

 

I'm not a picky eater, but there are two things I absolutely cannot stand: sun-dried tomatoes, and tomato soup. Just thinking about either of them grosses me out.

 

*shudder*

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For some reason, after I eat Kiwi, my tongue hurts. Probably because I scrape it against the skin a lot (waits for twss).

 

It's possible you're slightly allergic to them, it's nothing serious but I have the same thing with tomatoes :P

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I once bit into an onion. Never gonna do that again.

 

Eating whole onions is badass. I do it often. Onions are badass.

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I once bit into an onion. Never gonna do that again.

 

Eating whole onions is badass. I do it often. Onions are badass.

What's up Stanley Yelnats?

 

Well played, sire. Yet, I hated that book, and then, the movie was worse.

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^My ex had a pretty nasty smell coming out of her nose, it was [cabbage]ty.

Well played, sire. Yet, I hated that book, and then, the movie was worse.

Didn't like it either, I had to read it for English class. My teacher was in love with onions too.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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