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here are some movies i think they're some of the worst movies ever :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (i never understood why this was made , the worst movie ever)

 

 

 

Speed 2: Cruise Control (the first one is much better)

 

 

 

Sphere

 

 

 

Bats

 

 

 

The Next Karate Kid

 

 

 

The Bad News Bears Go to Japan

 

 

 

Love Potion #9 (i never realy liked sandra bullock's movies , but this is the worst)

 

 

 

Total Recall

 

 

 

The Flintstones

 

 

 

some of Van Damme's movies ! (the same stories over and over again)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'll post more if i'd remember more bad movies !!

 

 

 

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So many films here that i enjoyed :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However, Alexander was probably the worst i've ever seen, i would of walked out had i not purely wanted to see how he died, but thinking about it you saw it right at the beginning... :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, it was terrible, Colin Farrell somehow managed to retain his Irish accent throughout Asia, and Anthony Hopkins was wasted...oh and don't even get me started on Angelina Jolie's Transylvanian accent :?

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So many films here that i enjoyed :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However, Alexander was probably the worst i've ever seen, i would of walked out had i not purely wanted to see how he died, but thinking about it you saw it right at the beginning... :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, it was terrible, Colin Farrell somehow managed to retain his Irish accent throughout Asia, and Anthony Hopkins was wasted...oh and don't even get me started on Angelina Jolie's Transylvanian accent :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's probably why half the people in my flat love it. They're all Irish.

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Is Napolean Dynamite to trendy for you nonconformists?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nope.. too moronic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I personally liked a Knight's Tale.. not historically acurate or a masterpeice or anything, but I love Alan Tudyk, and his character is hilarious.

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Who can't believe non of you mentioned Honey. Everythign except the choreography is stupid, predictable, and well best put it...crap.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone I know who likes that "film" have a less than average intelligence, really.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Worst horror movie- The Ring, Second worst is wait for it...The Ring 2!

 

 

 

Worst comedy- Havent decided

 

 

 

Worst superhero film- The Hulk

 

 

 

Worst porno...whoops shouldn't mention that. :P

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here are some movies i think they're some of the worst movies ever :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (i never understood why this was made , the worst movie ever)

 

 

 

Speed 2: Cruise Control (the first one is much better)

 

 

 

Sphere

 

 

 

Bats

 

 

 

The Next Karate Kid

 

 

 

The Bad News Bears Go to Japan

 

 

 

Election (i hate her!!)

 

 

 

Love Potion #9 (i never realy liked sandra bullock's movies , but this is the worst)

 

 

 

Total Recall

 

 

 

Vanilla Sky

 

 

 

The Flintstones

 

 

 

the Alien series

 

 

 

some of Van Damme's movies ! (the same stories over and over again)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'll post more if i'd remember more bad movies !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go.

 

 

 

To.

 

 

 

Hell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aliens is probably one of the greatest movies ever. Alien: Ressurection was mildly crap, but still palatable, and Alien vs Predator was mediocre. But Aliens reigns supreme as an officially awesome movie, sanctioned and sponsored by the Authority for All that is Badaass.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like I said earlier, a movie does not have to be deep, have a moral, good actors, an all-star cast, and be a blockbuster hit to be a "good" movie. So long as it's entertaining, I think everyone is fine with it. Aliens was marketed as a horror/action flick, and that's what it is - guns, explosions, monsters, and exploding monsters (Maddox :P).

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here are some movies i think they're some of the worst movies ever :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (i never understood why this was made , the worst movie ever)

 

 

 

Speed 2: Cruise Control (the first one is much better)

 

 

 

Sphere

 

 

 

Bats

 

 

 

The Next Karate Kid

 

 

 

The Bad News Bears Go to Japan

 

 

 

Election (i hate her!!)

 

 

 

Love Potion #9 (i never realy liked sandra bullock's movies , but this is the worst)

 

 

 

Total Recall

 

 

 

Vanilla Sky

 

 

 

The Flintstones

 

 

 

the Alien series

 

 

 

some of Van Damme's movies ! (the same stories over and over again)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'll post more if i'd remember more bad movies !!

 

 

 

Like I said earlier, a movie does not have to be deep, have a moral, good actors, an all-star cast, and be a blockbuster hit to be a "good" movie. So long as it's entertaining, I think everyone is fine with it. Aliens was marketed as a horror/action flick, and that's what it is - guns, explosions, monsters, and exploding monsters (Maddox :P).

Or he just doesn't like it?

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here are some movies i think they're some of the worst movies ever :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (i never understood why this was made , the worst movie ever)

 

 

 

Speed 2: Cruise Control (the first one is much better)

 

 

 

Sphere

 

 

 

Bats

 

 

 

The Next Karate Kid

 

 

 

The Bad News Bears Go to Japan

 

 

 

Election (i hate her!!)

 

 

 

Love Potion #9 (i never realy liked sandra bullock's movies , but this is the worst)

 

 

 

Total Recall

 

 

 

Vanilla Sky

 

 

 

The Flintstones

 

 

 

the Alien series

 

 

 

some of Van Damme's movies ! (the same stories over and over again)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'll post more if i'd remember more bad movies !!

 

 

 

Like I said earlier, a movie does not have to be deep, have a moral, good actors, an all-star cast, and be a blockbuster hit to be a "good" movie. So long as it's entertaining, I think everyone is fine with it. Aliens was marketed as a horror/action flick, and that's what it is - guns, explosions, monsters, and exploding monsters (Maddox :P).

Or he just doesn't like it?

 

 

 

i don't .

 

 

 

everyone has his own taste !!

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Worst movie hands down is Wuthering Heights. The book moves slowly and the movie is slower still.

 

 

 

But it's not a bad book, it's just... not suited for movie use IMO :-?

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everyone has his own taste !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yea, and some people have got no taste. Naming the Alien series as one of the worst movies ever is just crap, because they simpley arn't, weither you like them or not. Same goes for A Clockwork Orange and tons of other movies named here.

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I'll agree with that Daan. Personal tastes aside, it takes a lot more than "not liking it" to make a movie crap.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't like a lot of movies (mainly the over dramatized pieces of crap coming out of hollywood and the like for the last few years) but still have the willingness to actually appretiate anything they right well or excellently rather than focus on one bit to make my call on it (like some people have odne with actors "Oh I don't like, so movies are all [cabbage]"

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I'll agree with that Daan. Personal tastes aside, it takes a lot more than "not liking it" to make a movie crap.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't like a lot of movies (mainly the over dramatized pieces of crap coming out of hollywood and the like for the last few years) but still have the willingness to actually appretiate anything they right well or excellently rather than focus on one bit to make my call on it (like some people have odne with actors "Oh I don't like, so movies are all cabbage"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally a bit of sense coming out of this topic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As for hating an actor on the basis of one bad film that's ridiculous. There aren't many actors who haven't made a single bad film. So even if you don't like an actor in a single film don't brand them as rubbish unless you've seen all of the films they star in.

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Pearl Harbour

 

 

 

Beer Money

 

 

 

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (prolly just hated it cuz Ive read the book(s) but atleast it had good actors)

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Pearl Harbour

 

 

 

Beer Money

 

 

 

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (prolly just hated it cuz Ive read the book(s) but atleast it had good actors)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trust me...Hitchhikers is 100 times better if you just read the first book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I never read the book, but my friends told me all about it, so I got most of the jokes.

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Pearl Harbour

 

 

 

Beer Money

 

 

 

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (prolly just hated it cuz Ive read the book(s) but atleast it had good actors)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trust me...Hitchhikers is 100 times better if you just read the first book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I never read the book, but my friends told me all about it, so I got most of the jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Read what I wrote again please :wink:

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I stand owned, sir.

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Did someone just mention The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy? Good point. It wasn't that it was a bad film -- which it verged upon being. It was just that it was so unlike the other incarnations of HHGG.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I read -- actually, I'll get a link to it... here it is. -- a review that just about sums up my own opinion of the movie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't let this put you off watching it, though -- you might disagree.

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