Didn't read back far enough to know what you're talking about, so wtf, granted, but no one reads my post!!

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to run to stay in good shape.

Granted, but to do that you are frozen in a time chamber and forgooton about.

 

 

 

I wish that it would stop raining. :cry:

Granted, instead there comes a powerful thunderstorm, so powerful that it can destroy anything.

 

 

 

I wish people would stop accusing me of being married, or homosexual, it's so damn annoying.

Granted, they accuse you of being engaged, and bisexual instead.

 

 

 

I wish it wasn't so hot right now.

Granted, instead it becomes so cold that all the power goes out and you are stuck inside and all your belongings are useless.

 

 

 

I wish that this horrible song on the radio would end.

Granted, it gets replaced by a song that sucks even more.

 

 

 

I'll re-wish this:

 

 

 

I wish I had a famous pizza restaurant, and would never be surrounded by angry people that are after me.

 

 

 

And no references to girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband please. These are making me sick as I told many times I'm single.

Granted. you are surrounded by asinine people that are after you...

 

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, you understand them alright, but you suck in talking their language.

 

 

 

I wish I had unlimited powers. Then I'd do some crimes. :twisted:

Granted. you take over the world. you don't seem to have friends anymore.

 

I wish if I could talk to animals, I wouldn't suck at it... :shame:

Granted. But then you're interned in an asylum by your relatives.

 

 

 

I wish I could understand 1337.

Granted, that's all you can speak, so you talk on the street like: "Hh, ell one key..." and nobody ever understands you, and you forget English.

 

 

 

I wish I'd be taking a shower, and on the shower I would hear some breathing, and then I'd open the curtains and find Darth Vader and I'd tell him, "What the hell are you doing here?" then he'd say "You must join the dark side." then I'd say, "What the hell? Get the hell outta here, you freak. Or I will shoot you.", and Darth Vader would then say, "Not until you join the dark side." then I'd say, "I warned you." and I'd shoot him in the brains. (the mask shouldn't be bullet proof, maybe it is, hope it isn't. Before stating it's bullet proof, make sure you are sure, and not just rumoring that.)

 

 

 

NOTE: Can you guess what movie I rented on DVD recently? (That wish is a reference to that movie)

Granted. However, Darth changes his tune. He says that if you don't join the dark side, he'll enter the shower with you... :shock:

 

 

 

I wish I knew which video you rented recently.

Granted it's Star Wars Episode VI: The Return Of The Jedi.

 

 

 

I wish I knew how he could change his mind after I shot him. :roll:

Granted he uses telepathy and plays with your mind.

 

 

 

I wish i had one milion bucks.

Granted, you have one million monopoly bucks, and can play monopoly for years. =D>

 

 

 

I wish The Transformers would have been released in theaters earlier where I come from, damn it, the place I come from really does suck. #-o

granted, but so many people go to it now, its imposible to get tickets, so you will NEVER see a movie there again

 

 

 

i wish i could control and cast magic.

Granted, so can the dark magician that takes all your magic away before you get the chance to test them out. Not only is your magic gone, you're also weakened.

 

 

 

I wish the government of the United States would take a break for a month, with the FBI, then I'd do hell lotta crime I couldn't do with the Government and the FBI around. :twisted: I know, I play AWAY too much GTA, which is where I get most of the evilness from.

granted then they killed you

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that apsolutly NOTHING will go rong with this wish no matter what in the name of runescape and this forum and whatever u name in because u like it/know other people do

Not granted, as you failed to read mine correctly:

 

 

 

I wish the government of the United States would take a break for a month, with the FBI, then I'd do hell lotta crime I couldn't do with the Government and the FBI around. :twisted:

 

 

 

It clearly says that FBI and the Government are taking vocation, so they can't simply CAN'T be killing me while taking vocation, try other way to corrupt my wish.

they killed u cause they take a break...

 

 

 

cause u wont leave em alone cause ur dion crimes and they have a chip in their bran that says u are and they jusrt killed u who cares hwo

 

 

 

 

 

but ok fine u kill urself becuase u gett obsessed with killing

 

 

 

WHATS WITH ALL THE KILLING IN DSE FORUSM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How the....

 

 

 

Oh, I know how, I missed then I killed one person, I hitted a steel that reflected back to my brain, that's it?

 

 

 

I wish that minirouge13 knew it's because I like evil. :twisted:

wish not granted because im a moran... :wall: #-o :-k :-w -.- :XD: :thumbsup: : :ohnoes: :-# [muffled under tape]

 

 

 

myfh whiph i waph smapht[tape snaps]

 

i wish was smarter

Granted. It knows what you did last summer.

 

 

 

I wish my kitty could speak english...

Granted, it can only say bad things about you. :twisted: Even it it doesn't mean it. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish silver_wits's cat would become evil and become his/her slave, and I wouldn't be included in the wish at all. Silver_wits the only way to corrupt this is to get out of the slavery. :twisted:

not granted because it just makes u mad that it wasnt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for nothing to happen like i dont even make a wish!