Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Granted, the problem is it's completely invisible, and has no heat, therefore you can NEVER find it. :twisted: I wish I had kryptonite, then I'd use it to threaten superman and say, "Kill George Walker Bush, or else you're the one that's gonna get killed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreGamer Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Granted, the problem is it's completely invisible, and has no heat, therefore you can NEVER find it. :twisted: I wish I had kryptonite, then I'd use it to threaten superman and say, "Kill George Walker Bush, or else you're the one that's gonna get killed." Granted. Superman kills bush, but he got caught. He told the whole story as it is, and you have to serve the rest of your life in prison. I wish I was the worlds most lucky person, with a lucky wife, with lucky kids, with alot of money, and that me and my family would live till they are 100. CORRUPT THAT! Behind the shadows; Behind the scenery of darkness, a giant [kitty].... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Granted, everyone hates your family and you since you ALWAYS beat them, as you're so damn lucky. I wish Lex Luthor would break me out of jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerent Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted, but you get caught again. (sorry I didn't wish last time, I was just thinking about corruption) I wish I could have total control over ice, as in making weapons, armor, tools, etc., but WITHOUT being able to strain myself too far, dying of fatigue from producing it, and/or being hated or coveted for being able to make it. Corrupt that! You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted. You are hated for just being you. Congrats! I wish that I had superpowers.. but didn't have a kryptonite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted. However, Superman, Daredevil, Hulk and the gang all ganged up on you. :P I wish I could hide everyone's post, without any side effects. (i.e. getting banned pl0x, lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted. everyone leaves the forums after you join. I wish I could get rich and famous, find my true love, and.... die old and happy. try and corrupt that.. I said happy didn't i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerent Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 You die happy, killed by your wife. When you're DEAD, your wife kills everybody you loved, before killing herself. You then respawn and try to die again. You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 The genie summons a hole to hell, but he isn't sending you there, he just wants to summon fires from hell to attack you. He is doing that for wasting his time by not deciding what to wish for, and he got enough of waiting. You're not dead, you're just in a hospital, for five years, then you will get back to normal. I wish I could save powerent from the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted. You save Powerent from the hospital. However, Silver Wits puts him back in there for thinking she likes females. I'm not a Lesbian. I'm straight. I wish I could type faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted, you type so fast that you don't even know what the hell you're typing. I wish I knew why the female version of homosexual is censored, and the male one isn't, doesn't make sense to me... :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted. Gay means happy. I wish that people had larger vocabularies and knew that gullible means: if you're gullible, you're leeter than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted, they know, but they simply don't care. I wish you knew I meant the word "homosexual" not "gay". :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted. I knew all the time.. I was just being asinine. (don't know how to corrupt that one... think its corrupted already cause I knew? whatever.) I wish that people would stop censoring certain happy words in runescape. If you don't get it... Then there's no hope for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted, RS clears the censors, and the quitters that quitted because of the censors are back to RuneScape. But get banned pretty soon, as offensive language rule is still there, and a lot of them used the seven dirty words. I wish the magician in the cheese game wouldn't want the cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted, but his daughter wanted it, and she stuffed it in his pocket so he wouldn't find out she took it. :wink: I wish I couldn't be banned in the 'You're Banned' game. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted. You are forcibly removed from the premises. I wish that people knew that there are no dirty words, it's just words people use in a context that make them dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Well, the most offensive words of the English language are called the seven dirty words for some reason. And no granting as people already knew, unlike you they don't take things too literally. :roll: I wish I lived in Vice City, and I was an FBI agent there, and could bring Tommy Vercetti to justice. NOTE: Leave this wish alone if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexpop11 Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 grainted. but, after you've taken in tommy, some other guy kills you, and relases tommy vercetti. i wish my wish doesent go wrong. p.s i dont know what you're talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Your wish to be submerged in Tom Cruise's septic tank, then hosed down with a fire hose, then beaten to a bloody pulp by some mob members, then arrested by the fashion police for looking ugly, then getting married to your cellmate in prison.... pretty much goes right. Next time make a fricking wish. I wish that people wouldn't laugh when I present a teary face after watching some sad movie, like Candyman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexpop11 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 granted. instead, they throw popcorn and stuff at you well sceaming "wimp!!" but, they can still go like this :lol: without making any sound. :twisted: i wish i was invisible so no-one can find me to corupt my wish :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted. Nobody ever sees you again. You watch the world from afar... until you grow old and die, alone. :boohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Since you didn't wish for anything, the genie uses a spell on you to make everyone (even the ones you care much for) hate you, and inanimated objects, (like DVD player and computer) work like crap. I wish some random eight years old kid in New York City would ALWAYS get in trouble for what bullies are doing with him, and I would be all the three bully's father, and also the principal of the school, and NEVER be fired from my job. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted. The superintendant suspects something though... but since he can't officially fire you, he docks your pay to $12,000 a year, and you just signed a 22-year contract... :boohoo: I wish the Sig Rating game would be in General forums, it would get SOOOOOOO much more views there :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted, it gets locked since plenty of the posts are non-RS related. I wish I had all of Superman's power, except for the ability to get killed by kryptonite or magic at extremely high speed. I also wish I would be made out of kryptonite, then I'd become the biggest Superman villain ever. I also wish for the ability to travel through time so I can kill Superman again and again. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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