Numer0_un0 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted. All the pokemon in Hoenn come kill you :boohoo: I wish I was smarter. How more simple can you get? :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted, you're so smart, that you can never escape people asking you hell lotta questions. I wish I could learn more about the Diamond and Pearl pok̮̩̉̉mon, without having to play the new games. So damn expensive. :boohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexpop11 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 grainted. but, its so much information your head explodes p.s,i got pokemon diamond i wish that whoever courupts my wish shall die a painfull death, never to live agian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roberthree Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 grainted. but, its so much information your head explodes p.s,i got pokemon diamond i wish that whoever courupts my wish shall die a painfull death, never to live agian Granted, but luckily I own 36 souls. I wish my computer had no more viruses.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerent Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Granted, but I come back to haunt you and visit you while you have your eternal stay in the underworld. :twisted: You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roberthree Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Granted, but I come back to haunt you and visit you while you have your eternal stay in the underworld. :twisted: I wish you had a wish for me to corrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kam42705 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Unfortunately, the genie granting wishes calls a bolt of lightning to strike your precise location. I wish the next poster cannot corrupt my wish. i mean wth no1 cares about that weak noob that was scared of the great almighty lord ZAROS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 granted and your head and spleen explodes. I wish I had a scyth in runescape and this wish couldn't be corrupted + I will not be harmed when this wish is granted. :twisted: :thumbsup: \ When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bard_Bow_Man Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 You get a scythe; however, Jagex figures out your not supposed to have one and bans you for bug abuse. I wish I had a portable tree stump chair. We tried using an abyssal whip to 'suggest' they work faster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerent Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Granted, but when it finds good soil it stays there and you have no more portable tree stump chair, just a chair that is stuck in the dirt. You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 The genie is very angry since you wasted your time in thinking of wish, but haven't thought of any, he couldn't wait anymore, so he makes your entire home a living hell w/o demons. By that I mean he burns your entire house, and your feet are always hurting, because of the neverending fire. I wish I was close to a house called "The Dark gang." then I'd go inside and say, "I'll join." then some dude from the black race would say, "Joining this gang isn't that easy son. First you have to prove to us you have the guts." then I'd say, "Ok, how?" then the gang boss would say, "These gays* from the demon gang think they are demons. But they are just some silly people disguised as demons. You must kill at least seven members of that gang to get a membership here. Though they are phonies about the demon thing, they are serious about being tough, we have a camera, but don't come until you're finished, our lying machine is 100% lie proof and you will hear sound if you're lying. Now get the BLEEP* out of here, and kill some demon gang bastards." NOTE: There are two words here that has star next to them, that means it isn't exactly what he says, but replaced by something else, by a similar word, with similar meaning. Then I'd go home, get my bulletproof, bomb proof, and flamethrower proof armor, my gun, and shoot some members of the enemy gang. It's your decision if I will fail or succeed. If I will fail, please give me a damn good reason why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerent Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Dangit, I keep forgetting to wish!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: On-Topic: You fail, as the gang you just joined was the gang you were supposed to kill, so they kill you before you kill one of them. I wish I would remember to wish more on this, instead of just corrupting wishes. My REAL wish: I wish that the next poster will be set on fire, and that will be their death. You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Granted, I come back as a zombie and shoot you with a gun. I wish I would be a bank robber that could NEVER fail. NOTE: I removed my old wish as I was too inappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 granted... you're lucky in bank robbing.. but.. the only type of girlfriends/boyfriends [have no idea what you like] that are attracted to you are gold diggers. I wish the price of gold in rs would go up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I already told you, I'm single, SINGLE, and that means I'm not in love, could you please stop this annoying nonsense? #-o Granted, it goes up for everyone, but you. And it doesn't apply to new accounts. I wish silver_wits would be punished for assuming I like boys/girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerent Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Granted, but I let him escape after a small amount of ear-boxing. I wish :^o wouldn't refer to men, but rather always LIES, LIES!!!! You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Granted. However since I have no idea what you're talking about... after your wish gets granted, your mom tells you all about the birds and the bees in your school's parking lot. loudly. I wish people would realise that I'm FEMALE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unorclan Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 your a female???? oh that explains it....lolz just kidding... :-w I wish I had a piece of pizza Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Granted, one of the toppings is poison. :twisted: I wish a magical rock would land in my garden, and if I touch it I would get some kind of superpowers. Then I'd use the superpowers to become the biggest villain of New York City. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexpop11 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 grainted, but spider-man comes along and kicks your sorry *beep* with the rest of the marvel superheros. i wish for the dogs of the world to eat whoever graints my wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 grainted, but spider-man comes along and kicks your sorry [wagon] with the rest of the marvel superheros. i wish for the dogs of the world to eat whoever graints my wish Dude, don't worry, it's ok to use that word if you don't go too far into sexual references. Granted, but they fail, since I shoot them before they get the chance. With help from gangsters that I'm surrounded by. I wish I was surrounded by homosexuals that wants to marry me, then I'd report them to the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Granted. Some of them are the police... :twisted: They decide it's better to share you than marry you... since you're such a sexy Master...... :shock: I wish I was a master at something.... like typing or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Granted, you're now the master of clumsiness. I wish I had a famous pizza restaurant, and would never be surrounded by angry people that are after me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mememe513 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 The pizza was poisoned with plutonium by your ex-girlfriend, who works at the restarant. I wish that nobody corrupted this wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Granted, nobody corrupts it because you forget what to wish for. I wish that whoever posts next would re-phrase mememe513's corruption, I never had any girlfriend to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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