granted, but chinese start speaking lemon chinese instead.

 

 

 

I wish that the school i'm in would burn down ;>

granted,but u burn with it

 

 

 

wish i was allowed to do anything in skewl

Granted. not only you, but everyone else was allowed to do anything in school. you throw up watching some guy do something [im not oging to say what, its probably censored] to his friend....

 

and get upset by all the sex,violence, and guns shooting.....

 

the whole school turns into a resident evil background.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had more free mins on my phone

granted,but u burn with it

 

 

 

wish i was allowed to do anything in skewl

Granted. not only you, but everyone else was allowed to do anything in school. you throw up watching some guy do something [im not oging to say what, its probably censored] to his friend....

 

and get upset by all the sex,violence, and guns shooting.....

 

the whole school turns into a resident evil background.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had more free mins on my phone

 

 

 

Granted, but you drop your phone into the toilet, thus ruining it. :)

 

 

 

I wish I was chosen to be a moderator.

Granted. you turn into an evil moderator. you abuse your power dreadfully...

 

you get your moddy priveleges revoked.

 

you're mortified.

 

you go on a killing rampage to get rid of all witnesses to your humilation.

 

you end up in jail.

 

you curse Silver Wits for her leet wish corruptingness.

 

 

 

I wish that I would't ever drop my black Slvr in the toilet.

Granted, but a pack of evil monkeys take it to Mario who grabs a fork and eats it. Then your mobile evolves to a Giraffe balancing on a broomstick.

 

 

 

I wish school was easier.

School becomes so easy that your parents bring you out and send you to a military boot camp.

 

 

 

I wish I had a bomb.

Granted... But u get the bomb and it explodes in ur face... As you lie motionless on ur face everyone laughs at you and says: what an idiot, good thing i'm not as dumb as him!

 

 

 

I wish that my wish didn't backfire

Granted. however since you didnt make a wish before that.. no wish is granted, thus no wish is backfired. However a pack of evil monkeys kidnap you and keep you for their amusement. they put you in a cage and give you some toys, like a playstation and a laptop. and their kids laugh and jeer at you. some of them pelt you with sticks and stones. and some attempt to feed you mites, and worms, completely ignoring the "do not feed the human" sign. suprisignly you accept their offers.

 

sometimes you dance around your cage for a phat....

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that my webcam still worked....

Granted, but after 5 minutes of working smoke starts coming out from the lens and eventually the webcam sets on fire and explodes.

 

 

 

I wish it was Christmas already.

granted. the jump forward in time upsets the natural balence, and an ice age starts. you are frozen in ice, and your icecube sinks to the bottem of the ocean.

 

i wish i could eat lots of candy, and never get sick or die.

Granted. you get sick when you drink a glass of water....

 

 

 

I wish that Zezima would quit.

Granted, Zezima quits because Jagex decides to shut down RuneScape for good. Since Jagex got into trouble for replacing too many words with stars.

 

 

 

I wish I was a member of a gang, and the gangsters would treat me like partners. And they would all have flamethrowers. And then we'd go to a farm, and the gangsters would hide so the farmer doesn't notice, and the farmer only notices me and he would say, "I got some damn good farm on this damn good range." then I'd say, "not any more you don't." and the gangsters would burn the farm like hell.

 

 

 

Also be creative on corruption, don't use any of the following things:

 

 

 

[*]A cop comes and arrests me or the gangsters, or some other kind of people kill the gangsters or something like that. (maybe farm animals, but not people from the outside because the farmer doesn't have TV, cellphones or any other devices invented after the 1700s-1790s. And he is over 1,000 miles away from help any way, he lives alone with his farm animals anyway.)

 

[*]My gangsters disobey me, or decide to leave, since they are member of the same gang as me, they will stick with me all day long.

Granted. your gangsters are kinda incompetent, and accidently burn themselves along with the farm.

 

you die in the blaze too.

 

you all go to hell and have tea with Silver Wits....

 

welcome back?

 

 

 

I wish that runescape would still be around by the time I get grandchildren, and im alive, and I'm not blind.

Granted. It is not the Runescape you knew and loved; It has evolved into CLUB PENGUIN ( :-$ ), and you forbid your kids to play fearing a drop of IQ. :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there were less immature people in the world :(

Granted. you lower your standards for defining immature people and decide that Silver Wits is not immature.

 

I wish that my cat would stop beating me up for the chocolate chip cookie... the last one.

Granted, but then your dog beats you up

 

 

 

I wish that silver wits was banned

granted but u get banned too...

 

wish silver_wits gets annoyed.umm well methinks i annoyed him cuz he said he dosent like my typing in small size but wow i've typed such a long sentence in small size (srry for typos)

Granted, but instead of Silver I get annoyed of your horrible typing.

 

 

 

I wish I had my Nintendo Ds already.

granted. you break it accidently while hitting abdussattar over the head with it to show your annoyance.

 

I wish that I could have a cheese sandwich materialize infront of me.

granted but it was done wrongly at that time

 

wish i could play runescape in school

Granted, you get connection lost every fifteen minutes.

 

 

 

I wish these forums would change into pok̮̩̉̉mon forums right now.

They do, then they eat you...

 

 

 

I wish that I had the cheese form the steal the chease forum game...

Granted. someone steals it from you though.. its a vicious cycle.

 

I wish that I could find a unicorn.