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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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granted but you have bad tastes so your favorite band gets arrested

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

and your wish is?

 

 

 

i wish that people never forgot to make wishes

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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Granted, but they made all games like this illegal.

 

 

 

I wish for... Earth Domination... By me. And everyone was content with my leadership.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

Granted. You accidentally pressed the big red button which blew up the earth.

 

 

 

I wish that spammer would stop spamming keylogger infested threads.

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Granted, but now all threads are infected with keyloggers, and noone can delete them or lock them.

 

 

 

I wish that my Photoshop would start working... *Hits computer*

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

granted but you have bad tastes so your favorite band gets arrested

 

 

 

I don't have a favorite band, so thanks for nothing bad happening. :lol:

 

 

 

Anyway for teh_langzor, granted, it works alright, but it has now some magic in it, the magic is that no matter how good your art is, it will ALWAYS change into a crappy art that looks like it was made by a three year old, that just started making arts in kindergarten. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish teh_langzor would complain to the wrong person about this.

Granted, but the flying monkeys attack and take you eye. When teh is delivering the complaint, your screams catch their attention and they use it as an eye patch -- ending up complaining to you :P

 

 

 

I wish that someone would post after me on something..

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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after me on something...

 

[What? ?I did grant it....]

 

I wish that I had long fingernails.

You accidently get something. it's a kick in the gluteus maximus!

 

I wish that I had a tatoo of a dragon.

Granted, but it's so small noone can see it.

 

 

 

I wish for... Cherry Coke to be back on the shelves.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

granted. [after waiting a long time for orange fanta to become available, then having to satisfy myself with red tangerine... i'm not going to junx this wish.]

 

I wish that I could finish the spagetti on my plate.

Granted, but it's poisoned.

 

 

 

I wish for a Koenigsegg.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

Granted, you get a rusty Koenigsegg.

 

 

 

I wish I would be an animated character instead of life action character like I am now. (NOTE: Be creative, try to corrupt it in a way like it's in that particular cartoon world, now how the show gets canceled and so on.)

Wish granted, from now on. You're a pikachu. (He's animated :o)

 

 

 

I wish panda's would be introduced as pets into Runescape!

Why do we bake cookies, but cook bacon


99/99/80+ looking for monster hunting group


RS07: mb nb

Wish granted, from now on. You're a pikachu. (He's animated :o)

 

 

 

What is the problem them, I could just get a thunderstone and then use my powers to blast people away. :twisted:

 

 

 

Granted, but they get removed a week later since there were too many glitches that Jagex couldn't handle.

 

 

 

I wish Abraham Lincoln would rise from the dead and become the president of the United States once again.

Granted. However, he looks zombie like... And you know how much Bush is scared of them!

 

I wish that I had a dog.

Granted but he has 3 legs and is blind.

 

 

 

I wish for free membership

Granted. However you get a permanent IP block.... [Tell me how that's corrupting this wish?]

 

 

 

I wish someone would tell me how getting a permanent ip block is a good coruppter of a wish...

Granted, it sucks because then you have to move to another apartment or hack your IP somehow.

 

 

 

I wish that homosexuals would start following Bill Gates, and any time he would be complaining about it and begging them to leave, or call the security, more homosexuals would be added to the group.

 

 

 

And the only way to get rid of them is to pay me $1,700,000. :twisted:

Granted. He pays you $1,700,000 in monopoly money.

 

 

 

I wish that I weighed more.

Granted, you are so fat that you can't even move.

 

 

 

Ok, then I tell him, "Sorry, I only accept REAL cash."

 

 

 

I wish I knew what happens next.

He kills you. miraculously, all the pervs following him disappared just like Silver Wits told him they would!.

 

I wish that I had only gained 10 pounds.

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