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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted. however, that dude is a dudette. Silver Wits the Great in particular. -.-

 

 

 

 

 

hahahaha I wish that someone would say "The Great Silver Wits" whenever referring to me. ::' :thumbsup:

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The great silver wits getss their wish, but loses their wit.

 

 

 

Tut tut.

 

 

 

I wish I'd get to see my girlfriend more.

 

 

 

This could turn out bad...

When I see people say it, I pronounce it "poon" in my head. Makes more sense to me. My friend said it in real life once and I almost kneed him in the family-maker.

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Your girlfriend turns into one of those crazy stalker chicks... and suddenly begins eating a lot.

 

suddenly, you have a fat crazy stalker girlfriend.

 

that's possesive.

 

and asks you if these jeans make her but look fat... wehn in reality those fries actually did it.

 

 

 

I wish someone would get me some fries. :uhh:

Someone gets you some fries, but you find out that they are organic animal waste fries. Congrats on eating cow poop.

 

 

 

I wish someone would "whack"(by Mafia definition) silver wits.

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Granted, but you were referring to the mafia from the twenty-sixteenth dimension, right? They hit her with a yellow duck quite softly.

 

 

 

I wish for a yellow duck.

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granted. however, your mom makes you share it with all of us on this forum. me, cravey, fluffy, teh_langzor, killerbook1, TBM, randox, and the rest of all the idiots out there..

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that Teh_langzor's doggy didnt chew on his ducky.... :XD:

 

[yea.. a selfless wish... lets see who will be evil to corrupt the bestest, goodest, most nicest wish of all!!! :ohnoes: ]

I am the evil one! Muahahaha!

 

 

 

Granted, but instead he goes like the dog on "Click" and does something else with the duck... :uhh:

 

 

 

I wish that all of the people that silver wits mentioned as idiots in the forum games would get awards for being so freaking amazing.

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Granted! Our idiocy is encouraged and we spam you into a coma using private messages.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for spam!

Granted. you get spam. spammed... spammer...

 

 

 

I wish that fluffy would understand that I can't recieve a prize for being an idiot... it's against my prinicpals.

She does, so you are executed for being an idiot.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a rock.

You get a magically replicating rock that eventually gets too numerous and crushes the earth.

 

 

 

I wish for my font to be smaller and more red

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Today's experiment is:

Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

You get a magically replicating rock that eventually gets too numerous and crushes the earth.

 

 

 

I wish for my font to be smaller and more red

 

 

 

Granted. It's not red enough though...

 

 

 

I wish for World Peace.

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danke Schon Sam!^^

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Granted. You can now use the bathroom, but you can never stop :ohnoes:

 

 

 

(for anyone who dosent know, said aloup wii is slang for taking a pee)

 

 

 

I wish for more snow and less rain.

Welcome to the next ice age randox.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to get off school this wednesday.

Granted, but they take away summer break.

 

 

 

I wish for a cookie.

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Granted... it's a "chocolate chip" cookie... but that "chocolate" doesn't smell right...

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for someone to post after me.

Granted. you get spam. spammed... spammer...

 

 

 

I wish that fluffy would understand that I can't recieve a prize for being an idiot... it's against my prinicpals.

 

 

 

OMG! Silver Wits is in the AIAGFFIWLTSAPDEKWTASF!!! Anti-Idiot award guild for fellow idiots who like to spam and don't even know what this acronym stands for!!

 

 

 

OT: Granted, but I don't care about your wish because my main priority was replying to wits.

 

 

 

I wish...I wish... I wish you a happy new year!

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Dammit.. i actually don't know what that accronym means....

 

 

 

anyways.. your wish is granted. Silver Wits has a miserable happy new year.

 

 

 

I wish that there were more miserable people.

Granted. When's the next meeting? But it doesn't necessarily mean people.. just one person.. 5' 3 1/2", 130 lbs...

 

 

 

I am tired of "First one to [insert action here] of 2008!!"

 

 

 

I am also tired of my 12 year old brother, 9 year old sister, 10 year old cousin, and umm...how old is Al again? Well he's the youngest.

 

 

 

By the way, the acronym meant what I listed after it [LOL].

 

 

 

I wish that my cousin wouldn't have taken clothing off just to be first at it. And that my younger cousin wouldn't have humped stuff to be first. Fix it wits, fix it!!

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well.. you can always pretend to lose it...

 

by standing up, and start screaming.

 

you said you were in charge right...

 

well.. scream

 

then, with a mad glint in your eye, say "first one to scream the loudest for 2008"

 

 

 

if you cant beat em... join em.

 

 

 

I wish no one ever tells me to do that. :uhh:

 

[hell.. you have to corrupt that one eh?]

So your wish is that you don't get told to join them if you can't beat them? Whatever.

 

 

 

Hey! They're playing "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven on TV right now...wow they sound different live than recorded and oh- they censored..

 

 

 

Okayz, so nobody will give you your advice back -- except me. Join all those people who you can't beat because I said so.

 

 

 

Why is the house quiet??

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't such a psycho.

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Granted. er... Wits is mroe psycho than thou.

 

 

 

:uhh:

 

 

 

I wish I just didn't say that!!!!1 :XD:

Too bad. You already did. I may be magical, but I can't change that.

 

 

 

I wish that I was that amazing Emily girl who is sitting behind this computer.

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