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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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I wish that people(uhum^^^^ Pyro) don't forget to post a whish*sigh*!

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, but...well, he did, actually. He wished Pryo would make a wish. So you die in a cataclysmic tornado. F-5. That's a big one. a cow fell on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a truck to land on my house.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted. A toy truck just so nicely falls into your chimney and into your fireplace. Tons of smoke if formed, you evacuate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to rule the Earth.

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Granted, but only because anyone who could possibly stand against you inexplicably dies, you're now the ruler of six kittens and the fat kid from school

 

 

 

I wish for a toy sword

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted you get it but your litle brother steals it and stabs you with it. You cant get any wound but he'll just keep stabbing till he broke something of you

 

 

 

I wish that people(uhum^^^^ Gehackte) don't forget to post a whish*sigh*!

 

 

 

I wish that Ilufyou isn't so stupid..

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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Granted because im not stupid at all.. you are actually

 

 

 

I whisshhhh LASAGNA

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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granted, your face gets pushed into a hot plate of lasagna, giving you horrible burns which everyone then laughs at you for.

 

 

 

I wish for time

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted, now you have endless time what ever you do.. time will never run out. You are so freaked out by that you kill yourself to end the misery.

 

 

 

I wish I could come up with better replies..

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Granted, but they're too good, and then you get murdered by an angry mob

 

 

 

I wish this wish didn't suck so bad

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

can't be granted

 

 

 

I wish that Internet Explorer 8 didn't suck so bad

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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Granted, but it still sucks worse than every other concievable browser (except Netscape Navigator, which may or may not still actually exist).

 

 

 

I wish for a pudding cup.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted, there are no ramifications.

 

 

 

I wish for an Aston Martin DB9.

 

Please don't ruin this wish. :(

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Granted, a man called "Aston Martin" appears before you and says hi.

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For not posting a wish you are condemned to a billion years of watching re-runs of the show you couldn't possibly hate more

 

 

 

I wish for fish in a dish

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

You wish for a fish in a dish, well roger roger.

 

A steamed fish appears right infront of you (Dinner is served)

 

 

 

I wish for world peace. (I didn't forget a wish this time :thumbsup: )

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Granted, Cause of the world peace all lawyers are mad because they don't have a job.

 

All police officers and CSI And FBI and Even the MIB (Men In Black :thumbsup:) Come to you and kick your [wagon].!

 

( There is no logica in it cuse when they kick your [wagon] there is no world peace)

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for A new skateboard. I broke mine while doing a kickflip :wall: #-o :wall: #-o :wall: #-o :wall: #-o

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If U click this I won't eat your brain! I Plomise

 

 

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too bad i die in like 60-70 years

 

 

 

i wish someone would complete this phrase/wish

 

*i wish i was a little bit taller

 

i wish i was a baller

 

i wish i had a girl who looked good, i would call her*

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i grant your wish, but too bad i dropped out of granting wishes school so it isnt granted after all :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the person below me could answer this math problem.

 

 

 

5+6-1x8-7+y=81

 

 

 

what is value of y?

Granted, I do know the answer.

 

But it all depends if the x is ment to be Just an x

 

or Ment to be multiplie or whatever you write it

 

But I know the answer but i ain't going to tell it. #-o

 

 

 

I wish No more math in my whole life.!

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Granted, but because there's no maths, all of modern society collapses, we're now all barbarians

 

 

 

I wish I had an mp3 player

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

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It is, but only because I choked you

 

 

 

I wish my face looked like this <3:

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

You hoped to.... but you get 99 fletching on the 17TH of November instead.

 

 

 

I wish to get mugged on the streets.

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