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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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i wish for dclaws

 

Granted, But you are skulled and have no prayer when you have them. You are them killed and lose them.

 

 

 

I wish for pie.

 

 

 

Granted. But you throw up the pie.

 

 

 

I wish that my wish is corrupted by the next poster. Or by anyone/anything.

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

 

I wish that my wish is corrupted by the next poster. Or by anyone/anything.

 

 

 

too bad i dont follow the rules of this thread.

 

 

 

i wish for taco bell

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(No, i dont actually think I'm in the crips.)

Granted but they stole a stale burger from Mcdonalds and sold it to you.

 

 

 

I wish that my cat would stop drooling on my bed.

Granted but they stole a stale burger from Mcdonalds and sold it to you.

 

 

 

I wish that my cat would stop drooling on my bed.

 

 

 

Granted, your cat now goes to the bathroom of your bed.

 

 

 

I Wish for something that is random.

Request DENIED

 

 

 

i wish game

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Granted, but the genie granting the wish slaps you for making a stupid wish.

 

 

 

I wish my Forum Games buddies would appear like magic.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Granted, but we're too late. :cry:

 

 

 

I wish for v.

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Unfortunately, you receive >

 

 

 

I wish for a picture.

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R.I.P. oO000oO0oO00, RS2 range pure transformed to a maxed PvM char in EoC, ten years of time completely wasted.
Good to be gone :)

Unfortunately, you receive >

 

 

 

I wish for a picture.

 

 

 

Your wish is granted but you're sent a burning picture and you light yourself on fire nearly dying

 

 

 

I wish the next person to post can not make a wish :P

Granted, but I've made wishes before in this thread, so you wish ultimately fails.

 

 

 

(I'm forbidden to make a wish.)

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

N/A

 

 

 

I wish I had a foot long beard.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

N/A

 

 

 

I wish I had a foot long beard.

 

 

 

Granted, you know have a beard that looks and smells like a foot

 

 

 

I wish I could understand animals

Granted, but it turns out that they're always making fun of you.

 

 

 

I wish Nebraska didn't exist.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Can I ask why? Is there a particular reason you don't like corn?

 

Granted, it's now a part of Kansas as it originally was.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what possessed me to open this thread. Then to bump it.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

I wish I knew what possessed me to open this thread. Then to bump it.

 

 

 

Granted. But the reason is so astronomically stupid that you faint and have a heart attack simultaneously.

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Granted. However, no one knows what you wished for, and because you quoted me, in forum games, when I'm right above you, you die.

 

 

 

I wish someone would steal the cheese from me.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted, however the entire rat nation still thinks you have and bite you to near deaths, giving you the plague.

 

 

 

i wish for a feather

Granted, you get your feather, only it magically appears in your jugular, swells up, and cuts off the flow of blood to your brain.

 

 

 

I wish I had a hamster ball.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Granted, however it turns you into an hamster, making you being chased by a local cat, wich bites all your limbs of exept for the torso and head.

 

 

 

I wish for contra code to work irl.

Granted but err... What is a contra code? Anyway, it happens on Rs not Rl.

 

 

 

I wish that my mum will stop lecturing me on the dangers of the internet even tho I am 15 year old.

Granted, she stops, but one day you're on the internet without using a condom (like your mum always told you to use) and you get herpes, I'm so sorry.

 

 

 

I wish I had an ergonomic computer chair.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Granted you now have an ergonomic computer chair for a baby rendering you with back pain

 

 

 

I wish to have the largest male reproductive organ in the universe

uh

 

 

 

Granted I guess, but it's so large that it's gravitational pull causes every star in the universe to crash into Earth wiping out all of mankind and all life in the universe.

 

 

 

I wish people would realize how stupid wallets with Velcro are.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

  • 2 weeks later...

Granted. they now buy wallets just to make themselves look stupid, because its in fashion to look stupid.

 

 

 

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I wish that society wasn't obsessed with skinny young girls

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