Granted, but you cant have them both over on holidays so they both hate you.

 

I wish I had a magnifying glass.

Granted, but it's so large that it fry's you underneath it.

 

 

I wish that I would win the "Last post win's" game.

Granted, the thread closes the second you make a post, and you are no longer a mod since the admins think you closed that thread.

 

Since Psycho_Robot's previous wish was skipped, grant that one.

 

I wish I could eat as much ice cream as I wanted and never get fat

Granted. They fight and kill eachother and you get caught in the crossfire.

 

I wish I could eat as much ice cream as I wanted and never get fat

Granted, but you cant use a spoon.

 

I wish I could survive on the moon.

granted, but you are the only one that can survive on the moon and doomed to spend the rest of your life alone in a crater

 

i wish my stomach would stop hurting

Granted but now your head starts hurting, it hurts so much you kill yourself.

 

 

I wish for a thirty centimetre omlette at room temprature on a plate which is not to heavy and is placed in my hands. it is also not poisoned or anything (and polonium counts as poison)

Granted, you trip and land face-down in it.

 

I wish I could make a functioning stargate and the blueprints for it and share it with the world and that the they never were destroyed.

Nice my wish didnt got corrupted, thanks for the cookie and you may have the other half unfortunatly i dont know where it is.

 

Granted it no longer hurts, it now cries 24/7 like a little baby, ooooh that will hurt your ears.

 

 

I wish i had night vision when its dark

 

Edit; Odd, this was the last page a minute ago 0,o

 

So,

Granted, you make a stargate and the blueprints but before youre certain it works you must test it and you just bring along the blueprints incase the startgate on the other end breaks down, you dont want to be stuck there, gualds will get you

You step into the stargate not knowing you made one fatal error in the schematics, your soul gets send to hell and your flesh vaporises, game over

So,

Granted, you make a stargate and the blueprints but before youre certain it works you must test it and you just bring along the blueprints incase the startgate on the other end breaks down, you dont want to be stuck there, gualds will get you

You step into the stargate not knowing you made one fatal error in the schematics, your soul gets send to hell and your flesh vaporises, game over

Two faults there, I said working stargate and that I got to share both the blueprints and the stargate itself with the world.

I wish i had night vision when its dark

 

Granted, but you can no longer see anything during the day.

 

I wish Coca-Cola and Pepsi would start a war with tanks, military helicopters, and stuff like that, and the Coca-Cola company would win the war.

Granted but you would die in the war since your rooting for Coca-cola

 

 

I wish for 1 million dollars. :thumbup:

Granted, you get 1 million fake dollars.

 

I wish for hundred thousand trillion dollars, then I'd use it to feed the poor.

You get and donate the money, but due to all the "administrative costs" that equals one piece of rice for each member of one family.

 

I wish I looked like this with the exeption of the sore;

Granted:

but its not photoshopped out and so the sore looks even worse.

 

I wish I was good at photoshop.

Granted, you're so good at photoshop, nobody believes you when you show real photos.

 

I wish people would in fact believe Hextriplet.

Granted, I do... sometimes.

 

I wish I wore my favorite clothes now. Oh, wait, I do. :thumbsup:

Granted, but your favorite clothes are now dirty.

 

I wish that the wish whoever posts next posts will NOT be granted.

Granted but I am not whoever so my wish gets granted

 

I wish I had a new computer mouse that worked.

Granted, but it's a mouse you have to connect to your computer, but you can't because it doesn't fit.

 

I wish for...

Granted but....

 

I wish someone would fill in the blanks in the above posts.

Granted, but he forgets to click the "add reply" button.

 

I wish to be stuck in the elevator with Mr. T.

Granted, but he'll eat you when he starts to get hungry.

 

I wish for unlimited Runescape membership :D

Granted, but then Jagex happens and you don't want to play anymore

 

I wish I had cake!

Granted, but then Jagex happens and you don't want to play anymore

 

I wish I had cake!

 

Granted, it's a urinal cake!

 

 

I wish i could draw.

Granted, but you can't decide on what to draw.

 

I wish for a melancholy orange.