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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, you accidentally drop it and it gets all over your clothes.

 

I wish mountain dwellers would stay in their mother's basements.

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, the mothers lose money and go bankrupt.

 

I wish I spoke English.

I wish I spoke English.

 

Granted, now you speak no language at all. :twisted:

 

I wish to be part of the next Michael Bay Transformers movie and that my appearance would automaticlly make the movie awesome to the vast majority of people.

Granted, however you die in a pyrotechnics accident

 

I wish I could see the stars at night, even in the heart of the city

Granted, you can't see anything else.

 

I wish I had more feet.

Granted, you have so many feet now that you can't even control them.

 

I wish he would visit my apartment while he's busy with something very important. Then I'd waste his time. :twisted:

 

Also, no matter how annoyed he is, he can't escape my home, not only because I have a gun but also because I have a Pokémon who can easily kill him. :twisted:

 

Also, I don't care if I get into trouble, arrested, die or whatever, so good luck corrupting the wish, you'll need it. :twisted:

Granted. You're [bleep]ing insane and are committed to a psychiatric hospital for the rest of your life.

 

I wish Blaze would stop trying to break this game.

Granted. He makes videos on youtube detailing his wishes instead, and this thread dies.

 

I wish.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted.

 

The Halloween party I had on October 28 was awesome. We had drinks, watched scary movies, most people wore costumes, (not me) we had snacks, we scared the crap out of people outside, had awesome music, and overall just had a fun time. But there was one tiny little thing the party was missing, and that's Freddy Krueger.

 

I wish he joined the party.

Granted, everyone dies in the most ironic way possible.

 

I wish to PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted, but you die because you burn to death somehow.

 

I wish the Corrupt a Wish game didn't exist.

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Granted, now we have too many the last one to post wins thread, thanks a lot. <_<

 

I wish for a helicopter with a mind of its own that loves me a lot more than I love it, not in a sexual way, that would always give me what I want. And it would never ever leave me alone.

Granted. A helicopter follows you everywhere.

 

If you can't see the issue here, time to start elementary school.

 

I wish to FIGHT DA POWAH!

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted, you become the president of the United States, and most people hate you for it.

 

Yeah, I know the wish was stupid which is the reason I made it.

 

I wish South Park would be banned permanently and the guys who work at Family Guy would laugh at them and FG would stay on air for eternity.

Granted, but Family Guy ends up having such low ratings they throw in on Comedy Central and have Trey Parker take over directing.

 

I wish God resigned from his position and gave his powers to me.

Granted, that includes being worshipped. Everyone follows you everywhere and do stuff for you you don't even want. And the power is permanent so there is no escaping it.

 

I wish an ordinary rock would become the next president of the United States.

Granted. Unfortunately, it gets assassinated by freak water erosion.

 

I wish I had a TARDIS.

granted. however you cannot enter it

 

i wish i knew what to say to people

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Granted, you now know you should insult them and become hated.

 

I wish to download a bunch of cheat codes for my action replay on the DS that work on real life.

Granted. The downloads were corrupt and you end up in an eternal time-loop.

 

I wish to enslave the world.

You get all the chains and shackles necessary for this feat. Downside being you have to enslave them one-by-one on your own.

 

I wish General Mills never swapped their good cereal to whole grain.

Granted. They enslave your mother instead.

 

I wish my math assignment was finished

Granted, but every answer is wrong.

 

I wish that last wish had been more challenging to corrupt.

Granted. This game stops being funn- oh wait.

 

I wish to GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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