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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, they have very short lifespans and die after 10 years.

 

I wish I had more cheese.

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, you drown in the series of too many cheeses.

 

I wish the powerpuff girls would fly near my house, then I'd shoot them.

 

Then everyone who hates the powerpuff girls would praise me and the fans wouldn't stand a chance. :twisted:

Granted, they're bullet-proof.

 

I wish I didn't like sugar so much.

Granted. You substitute your addiction with salt and you burst a blood vessel instead.

 

I wish you weren't so dangerous.

Granted, but you are.

 

I wish Skeptic would just come out of his basement (if he's in one.) and admit that he's using a cheating device to make those posts.

Granted, the only one here with half a brain departs.

 

I wish that everyone appreciated Power Puff Girls as the EPITOME OF WESTERN ANIMATION THAT IT TRULY IS

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted. I'm equally smelly now instead.

 

I wish for a bucket full of mustard.

Granted. It makes you as sick as watching Power Puff Girls.

 

I wish Monks synergized well with the Kensai Magus archetype.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted, but it's fully done.

 

I wish I could see the look on Halo's face when he found out I've been a brony since last Monday.

Granted, he kills you and makes sure you don't get any health insurance.

 

I wish for a muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! :twisted:

 

Wait, I didn't mean to say that what I meant to say is muahahahahahaha!!!!!! :twisted:

 

I'm not done I'm just muahahahahaha!!!! :twisted:

 

Goddamn it, I meant to say muahahahahaha!!!!!!! :twisted:

 

Ah fu-Muahahahahahaha!!!!!! :twisted:

Granted, but nobody knows what you are talking about.

 

I wish that I could just sleep forever.

Granted, you spend the rest of your days in a boring room filled with nothing. You might as well be dead, but you can't die ever.

 

I wish the show South Park would be boycotted for good and anyone who is against the boycotting would be in jail. Unless of course they are people I'm a good friends with.

Granted, you spend the rest of your days in a boring room filled with nothing. You might as well be dead, but you can't die ever.

 

I wish the show South Park would be boycotted for good and anyone who is against the boycotting would be in jail. Unless of course they are people I'm a good friends with.

 

Wish granted, but you find out that everyone in jail is living a posh lifestyle and is allowed to watch South Park as much as they want.

 

I wish people would stop believing that the world is a good place.

Granted. They now believe it's hell and start killing each other.

 

I wish I brushed my teeth more frequently.

You brush them so frequently that you rub away the enamel and end up damaging them.

 

I wish abc would sleep or something so I can take over /fg/.

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Granted, everybody leaves because the only reason they're here is because they love me so much. ( I didn't realize we were both online until a few minutes ago.)

 

I wish I had more fingers.

Granted, you turn into an ugly goblin that nobody wants anything to do with.

 

I wish for a personal trainer at boxing who would punch me in the face every time I as much as tried to give up boxing. And he would never leave me alone until I get it right. Also I won't go to a hospital or anything like that.

Granted, you turn into an ugly goblin that nobody wants anything to do with.

 

I wish I was Blaze.

Granted, you become Blaze the suicide murderer and keep hearing voices about committing suicide.

 

I wish you would stop quoting me, others and yourself and come up with your own original stuff, seriously it's annoying. <_<

Banned because I'm original.

Seriously, stop. You are ruining the games for everyone.

 

I really wish the admins would just ban Abc1230 for good. Oh and banning me as well doesn't corrupt the wish. Like I said I have more important things to do.

Granted, forum games loses its best poster.

 

I wish Blaze wasn't so tsundere for me.

Granted, but he becomes yandere.

 

I wish there was a perfect anime that catered to all my needs.

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Granted, but it's drawn in a foreign language so you can't understand any of it.

 

I wish no one ever disagreed about anything.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Granted, now the world is boring because everyone spends all day agreeing with each other. Progress stops because no one challenges the status quo.

 

I wish to end world hunger by giving everyone access to plentiful healthy food

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