Granted, but the knight likes it so much that he decides to start killing everyone and because of his plate armor which ends up being extra-thick stopping all of the police pistol bullets.

 

I wish I had a mini-flask type thing that gives me an unlimited amount of whatever liquid I wanted at the moment.

Granted, But the flask is filling so fast that it is overfilling, the room your in is filled with liquid, and you drowned.

 

I wish that I was the devil. :twisted:

Granted, but now you have to listen to millions of people scream and complain all day long.

 

I wish I was amazing at all cod games.

Granted, you're good at all fishing games that have cods in them.

 

I wish for the ability to lock any thread on any message board without even having to be a member of the message board. Then I'd use that ability to mess around with a lot of message boards and make the owners of the message boards go, "Who the hell keeps locking those topics?" :twisted:

You do this but because of how many topics you lock they hire a hit squad and get you killed.

 

I wish for better physical fitness.

Granted but you now attract too many ladies and never enter a stable relationship again.

 

I wish to hold all the coins.

Granted, you can hold coins for the rest of your life, unfortunately you can never hold anything else.

 

I wish for a pizza made by an animated crazy anthropomorphic cat.

Granted but now that cat lives with you.

 

I wish for a never ending supply of beef jerky that never overfills and changes between my three favourite flavors on a regular basis.

Granted, but they are poisoned.

 

I wish I could make portals.

Granted but every portal you make leads back to your room.

 

I wish that I could have something to allow me to unlock the full potential of my brain.

Granted, you become the smartest person of the planet. A lot of people are jealous of you.

 

I wish the 1980's would start all over again.

Granted but every portal you make leads back to your room.

 

That actually sounds wonderful, to be honest. Wish not corrupted.

 

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Granted, but in a parallel universe you are not a part of.

 

I wish I could kill the Batman.

Granted, but he kills you and all of your family in the process.

 

I wish that girls weren't as trashy.

Granted but girls are now snobby and high maintenance.

 

I wish I had the ability to only sleep for 2 hours and feel refreshed.

Granted but now you have to much free time and start spamming tip.it.

 

I wish for the same wish as above.

You only feel refreshed but your body still suffers on the inside and get hallucinations and eventually die from the strain you were unaware of.

 

I wish I was better at manipulation.

You become so great at manipulation that the people around you are not sure when you are speaking the truth or not. This results in a loss of trust from your peers.

 

I wish I could start and extinguish fires as I please.

Granted, a lot of criminals are after you for having that ability because they wanna use you.

 

I wish I'd survive 17 plane crashes.

Granted, but it's the 18th that kills you.

 

I wish the bin men were on time to collect my garbage.

Granted, they also come into your house, take your stuff away and assume it's all trash.

 

I wish that every Tuesday there was a boxing match between Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

Granted but now Santa and the Easter bunny can't deliever stuff for their holidays because they are always spending the other 7 days training and recovering.

 

I wish that I never needed sleep and my body would be completly recovered excetra so that I wouldn't sleep or die because of it.

Granted, nobody ever needs to sleep ever again.

 

Damn it, I can't corrupt this wish. <_<

 

I wish I could have.

Wish granted but now because you corrupted that wish you feel horrible and decide to kill yourself.

 

I wish for the ability to have *THE ABILITY*.

Granted, you have the ability and lose all other abilities.

 

I wish I could destroy tanks with my mind.

Granted, but after abusing that power you are surrounded by soldiers who are angry that their tanks were destroyed so they kill you.

 

I wish to become extremely special. And by that I don't mean retarded.