Bonez899 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Granted, but the knight likes it so much that he decides to start killing everyone and because of his plate armor which ends up being extra-thick stopping all of the police pistol bullets. I wish I had a mini-flask type thing that gives me an unlimited amount of whatever liquid I wanted at the moment. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresi Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Granted, But the flask is filling so fast that it is overfilling, the room your in is filled with liquid, and you drowned. I wish that I was the devil. :twisted: Dyslexia lvl 99, Youtube:3D RS, My 3D on Tif, My Runetrack, My Tif Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Granted, but now you have to listen to millions of people scream and complain all day long. I wish I was amazing at all cod games. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Granted, you're good at all fishing games that have cods in them. I wish for the ability to lock any thread on any message board without even having to be a member of the message board. Then I'd use that ability to mess around with a lot of message boards and make the owners of the message boards go, "Who the hell keeps locking those topics?" :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 You do this but because of how many topics you lock they hire a hit squad and get you killed. I wish for better physical fitness. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Granted but you now attract too many ladies and never enter a stable relationship again. I wish to hold all the coins. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Granted, you can hold coins for the rest of your life, unfortunately you can never hold anything else. I wish for a pizza made by an animated crazy anthropomorphic cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Granted but now that cat lives with you. I wish for a never ending supply of beef jerky that never overfills and changes between my three favourite flavors on a regular basis. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Granted, but they are poisoned. I wish I could make portals. ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Granted but every portal you make leads back to your room. I wish that I could have something to allow me to unlock the full potential of my brain. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Granted, you become the smartest person of the planet. A lot of people are jealous of you. I wish the 1980's would start all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Granted but every portal you make leads back to your room. That actually sounds wonderful, to be honest. Wish not corrupted. OT: Granted, but in a parallel universe you are not a part of. I wish I could kill the Batman. ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Granted, but he kills you and all of your family in the process. I wish that girls weren't as trashy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Granted but girls are now snobby and high maintenance. I wish I had the ability to only sleep for 2 hours and feel refreshed. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Granted but now you have to much free time and start spamming tip.it. I wish for the same wish as above. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 You only feel refreshed but your body still suffers on the inside and get hallucinations and eventually die from the strain you were unaware of. I wish I was better at manipulation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 You become so great at manipulation that the people around you are not sure when you are speaking the truth or not. This results in a loss of trust from your peers. I wish I could start and extinguish fires as I please. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Granted, a lot of criminals are after you for having that ability because they wanna use you. I wish I'd survive 17 plane crashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Granted, but it's the 18th that kills you. I wish the bin men were on time to collect my garbage. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Granted, they also come into your house, take your stuff away and assume it's all trash. I wish that every Tuesday there was a boxing match between Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Granted but now Santa and the Easter bunny can't deliever stuff for their holidays because they are always spending the other 7 days training and recovering. I wish that I never needed sleep and my body would be completly recovered excetra so that I wouldn't sleep or die because of it. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Granted, nobody ever needs to sleep ever again. Damn it, I can't corrupt this wish. <_< I wish I could have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Wish granted but now because you corrupted that wish you feel horrible and decide to kill yourself. I wish for the ability to have *THE ABILITY*. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Granted, you have the ability and lose all other abilities. I wish I could destroy tanks with my mind. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Granted, but after abusing that power you are surrounded by soldiers who are angry that their tanks were destroyed so they kill you. I wish to become extremely special. And by that I don't mean retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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