Granted, you become so special that aliens come down to meet you and end up abducting you instead.

 

I wish to type faster than I currently can. (my keyboard will start smoking for that)

Granted, you type so fast your fingers get tired and you damage them.

 

I wish for a surprise party made especially for me.

Granted, but you are so suprised you die of a heart attack.

 

I wish for the ability to grant wishes to whoever I think needs wishes.

Granted but someone wishes for you to stop granting wishes and the wishes are over.

 

I wish upon a star.

You are actually upon a star and you die

 

I wish I was asleep.

Granted, but you must do it standing up.

 

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.

Granted, but it goes so fast it breaks.

 

I wish I had more time.

Granted, now there are 50 hours per day instead of 24. Unfortunately our body cannot handle small amount of sleep.

 

I wish Darth Vader would come to the planet earth and join my birthday.

Granted, but unfortunatly he brought the death star and took you up there to watch 'fireworks'.

 

I wish that I was allowed one nuke.

Granted, but when it arrives in your mail, it only has 3 seconds left until detonation, no off switch.

 

I Wish I wold be invisible so I could go to area 51 and have a sneak around ;O

You're invisible, and thus light cannot reflect off your pupils, and you are therefore blind as long as you are invisible.

 

I wish I had a cookie

Here is one. Too bad it's a plastic one.

 

I wish wishes were more creative with the corruption more detailed.

Granted, that encourages millions of more people to post here, unfortunately so many people post here now it's impossible to keep up.

 

I wish a military commander would force me to get into shape.

Granted, but he gets you into such good shape that you never come to these forums again because you are to busy being in shape.

 

I wish that blaze would add me as a friend on tip.it.

Granted.

 

I wish something incredibly lame would happen to me right now.

Granted a centipede challenges you to a race.

 

I wish that all the problems I'm having with my mod would be fixed.

Granted, but the fix fails because I didn't know what kind of mod it was... <_<

 

 

I wish I didn't get headaches, and that not getting headaches didn't result in other problems. :geek:

 

 

~Mr. D. V. "Admit it, you won't be able to corrupt that!" Devnull

Granted, but now that you don't get headaches tylonel starts going out of buisness and they hire people to kill you.

you wish for nothing?

Everything disappears, and you die. And end up in hell thats now filled with stuff.

 

i wish E.T. would finally come to earth and be peaceful, sharing their teknolgy with us.

Granted, but it turns out their ship and communication was their only good technology.

 

I wish snarkiness was the norm rather than the niceness facade.

Granted. Snarky Cthulhu.

 

I wish that I never find any more Asian horror genre stuff ever.

Granted, you never find it because you never watch a movie ever again.

 

I wish the demon butler from the game RuneScape would become my real-life butler.

Granted, but where these days you find a cheap demon butler, they are very expensive you know!

after 1 week you've spend all your money on him to show off to your friends. he asks for a raise and eats your brain..

 

I wish for 1000 full fishing urns.

Granted. but on the way to you they all got used by noobs to get level 2.

 

I wish for $30.

Granted, you get 30 counterfeit dollars.

 

I wish that every time someone called the cops on me the cops would laugh no matter how serious the crime is, then I'd do all sorts of illegal things. :twisted: