Granted, when eating bacon they will now reduce fat from your body, sadly this will limit you from eating 2 much, as you could lose all your fat and die.

 

I wish the winter would end already.

Granted, but it becomes summer, and it is extremely hot.

 

I wish I could read creepypasta stories without being unable to sleep for the next few days :)

Granted but now you are unable to stay awake for the next few days.

 

I wish that I had a blackberry, one of the new ones that don't crash.

Granted, but it is the fruit blackberry :P

 

I wish you got a lot more experience for soloing a dungeon in the dungeoneering skill

Granted but now you only get 1 xp for every 100 damage done to monsters in combat...

 

I wish for a blackberry smart phone.

Granted, you accidentally drop it and it breaks.

 

I wish DuckTales was still on air and still running, new episodes are still being made and the new episodes wouldn't suck.

Granted, but they're only shown in one country and you can't watch it hahahaha!

 

I wish for an uncorruptable wish?

Granted, that leaves this thread inactive for a very long time as nobody can corrupt the wish.

 

I wish George Lucas would just admit that he's an a'hole.

Granted, but now millions of people burn every copy of Star Wars and we can no longer watch a great movie.

 

I wish that I could figure out how to use this new <3: program I got today.

Granted, but your computer can not handle your new skills, resulting in a crash resulting in a fire burning down your house with you in it.

 

I wish I would stop sitting up to 4am working on stuff not realizing how time flies.

Granted, but you soon realize that you aren't getting stuff done as soon as you'd like.

 

 

I wish I could afford more novels.

Granted, now you have so many novels they don't fit into your home.

 

I wish I would stop being sick in less than zero seconds.

Granted, but this catches the attention of the government and they secretly abduct you to perform experiments upon you to figure out how this happened and if they can use it.

 

I wish people weren't so close-minded all the time.

Granted, but then you find people are confused all the time, and you land up spending far longer having to explain things and providing your intended interpretation. Sadly, this results in everyone on earth getting killed by the next great meteor shower, and none of the human race survives. :boohoo:

 

 

 

I wish for... ....... ...oh nuts, I totally can not think of anything! Just make your next wish on the next post, everyone! Sorry, my mind hit a wall! :wall:

 

 

 

~Mr. D. V. "Stuck in midstream... At least this isn't the end of human existence, right?" Devnull

In that case. I wish we had warp technology to travel and explore distance planets. :o

Granted, but you throw up every time you travel.

 

I wish Spider-Man would plant a bomb and would try to blow up a building, then I'd prove to the world how much of a fraud he is.

Granted, but he leaves no evidence that he did it. Therefore he isn't proven a fraud and goes on to blow up more buildings as law enforcement tries to find another suspect.

 

I wish I had magical powers.

Granted, but you have no control over it, you end up killing/torturing all your friends, saddened by what has happen you decide to become a eremite, settling down on a mountain top.

Your magic turns the mountain into a active volcano, and you die in the blistering heat of the lava.

 

I wish i was Rihannas boyfriend :)

Granted, you are Rihanna the Troll's boyfriend for dinner. :twisted:

 

I wish to become the world's most successful liar.

Granted but nobody trusts you anymore.

 

I wish that my body could be able to keep me in perfect shape without much work.

Granted, but your metabolism runs so high that you can't keep up fueling it with food and end up dying from exhaustion.

 

 

I wish the economy was better.

Granted but now everything is to cheap that all the buisnesses go bankrupt and we have to go back to the old ways of living.

 

I wish that I had more time to do things.

Granted, time freezes, permanently.

 

I wish the faces of Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and George Washington on Mount Rushmore would be replaced by the faces of Clark Kent, The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and JeremyJahns.

granted but the easter bunnies ears fall off due to the shear stress

 

i wish i wish i had a fish

Granted but because of the Dr. Suess like rhyming you get some screwed over goldfish that doesn't want to do anything outside of the rules.

 

I wish that I did not need to sleep while having this cause no ill effects to my personal health.