Granted, except your being an over-achiever is so annoying to your employer that you get fired.

 

I wish I won the Powerball, just once.  I would donate 10% to my church, another 10% to charity, and 5% would go into a bank account for each of my 2 daughters.  I'd also build a rent-free community for people who are homeless and trying to get back on their feet.  A small % would be used to pay off all my debt and build a log cabin on a private island or next to a lake in a secluded area.

Granted, unfortunately the money does not go as far as you would have hoped and you end up destitute with no money left at all.

 

I wish that I had a weather proof coat that would appear whenever I needed it.

Granted, however when the coat is worn you lose all 5 senses.

 

I wish that I was a game developer/Jmod for Jagex.

Granted, you are one, for a day, then you get fired by the end of the same day.

 

I wish homophobia no longer exists.

Granted, you are one, for a day, then you get fired by the end of the same day.

 

I wish homophobia no longer exists.

 

Granted, but now people are afraid of straightness.

 

I wish there would be no more wishes.

Granted, but the wish for there to be more wishes violates causality, causing wishes to return with a vengeance!

 

I wish I had posted the previous wish corruption.

Granted, but no one notices anything.

 

I wish Santa Claus was my father, the Easter Bunny was my uncle and Lord Snow was my president of the United States.

Granted, but you then find you accidentally got trapped in a sequel to "Rise Of The Guardians"...  Go figure, eh? :P

 

 

@ @Arceus (Possibly @Miss Lioness as well, given the series of posts) -- Thanks for dropping both feet in on me there, and sorry for making you have to pull out that bat/lightsaber/whatever-you-wish-to-say-you-used.  I forgot to keep myself in check last Friday, and that was just a rare error for me.  I'll definitely remember to watch what the heck I'm posting in the future. :thumbsup:

 

 

Now, what to wish for...Hmm...  I'll wish for a Time Machine, so I can go back and fix myself back when I was only a pre-kindergartener.  I don't know what the timeline will be like then, but it might be a lot better than it is now. :-k

 

~D. V. "Self-correcting, after really self-crumbling..." Devnull

Granted, sadly you make your present worse.

 

Speaking of time machine.

 

I wish someone famous would reply to my time machine thread.

Granted, but then they mess with the timeline and the thread never existed in the first place.

 

I wish I could solve any time paradox.

Granted, unfortunately it appears that we never manage time travel and thus no paradoxes occur making your skill useless.

 

I wish that I felt the need, the need for speed.

Granted, but life goes so fast you're in the year 670,000,000 in no time, and it keeps going until the end of time arrives.

 

I wish for the magical sword of the stone and it chose me.

Granted, but the sword was cursed and lusted for blood.

 

I wish people were sincere as anime characters.

Granted, though I'm not sure your anime experience is the same as mine. Code Geass's characters had no sincerity anywhere in any of them.

 

I wish Blaze would grant my wish.

Granted.

 

I wish tomorrow was a day dedicated to me, and me alone. And everyone in the world celebrates it. Can't wait to see how it tuns out.

Granted, except some megalomaniac that can't handle knowing everyone in the world is celebrating you assassinates you. From tomorrow onwards it becomes a world day of mourning.

 

I wish that my will power was greater.

Granted. You can now do anything, except stop from doing something. Your will is too strong.

 

I wish for a wish

Granted, you wish for a wish but that wish is a fish, who's wish is to fish for a wish fish.

 

I wish for a free university education at an institute of choice.

Granted, but since the very good teachers don't like teaching for free, you end up with crappy teachers teaching you who are very ignorant on their subjects and don't know what the hell they're talking about.

 

I wish that when Obama's term in office is done, the next president of the United States would be Clark Kent.

Granted, Clark Kent the unsuspecting farmer from Iowa becomes the next president. Unfortunately he knows nothing of politics and gets booted out quickly.

 

I wish that my car had a self filling fuel tank that did so at no cost.

Granted, unfortunately that also leads the car to be full of fuel oil making it uncomfortable to go to the car.

 

I wish I could buy guns and cars at the grand exchange in RuneScape.

Granted, but you go on a killing spree killing most of tif's beloved members.

 

I wish life was more like A Monty Python movie.

Granted...until you look around and realize you ended up with Something Completely Different!

 

I wish RuneScape bonfires would last forever in some spots...

Granted, except it is a wasted wish as there is already a permanent bonfire in Prif.

 

I wish that I had a free ride scholarship to a school of my choice anywhere.

Granted, but you always wanted to be a dancer, right?

 

I wish I had more precision when trying to express myself.