LowFatMilk Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Well i threw my arms in the air as i normally do when i yawn/stretch, and there it was...waiting to slice.and well, lucky the fan was blunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepish Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Delete please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowFatMilk Posted December 25, 2009 Author Share Posted December 25, 2009 haha just got back from doctors lmao, 2 stiches on each cut :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaphias Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 This is why I like vaulted ceilings... :rolleyes: 8,325th to 99 Firemaking 3/9/08 | 44,811th to 99 Cooking 7/16/084,968th to 99 Farming 10/9/09 | Runescaper August 2005-March 2010Tip.it Mod Feb. 2008-Sep. 2008 | Tip.it Crew Sep. 2008-Nov. 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leoo Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Let's just be greatful those won't metal blades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Sitches for that little paper cut? Pansy. [/sarcasm] "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Congratulations. =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Nicely done. I can usually grab and hold the moving blades of the ceiling fan. I've broken a couple doing that, though, so I don't anymore. Never been sliced by one, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Fox Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I'm not gonna lie that looks incredibly soft ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 You have very freckle-y arms. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 That isn't that much of a cut, to be honest. I'm surprised you're getting stitches for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 That isn't that much of a cut, to be honest. I'm surprised you're getting stitches for that. I've had worse. A friend was being an idiot as usual and threw a chunk of concrete in my direction. I thought he was going to miss, so I didn't move or flinch. BAM! It hit my elbow and blood started gushing out. When I went to the ER, they just scanned my elbow for fractures, gave me a tetanus shot, slapped Neosporin on my elbow, and wrapped it up with a single bandaid and told me to go home. My mom went to the same ER after a limb-cutting blade (for trees) hit her head after she lost grip over the pole. It put a nasty gash in her head, and they just slapped Neosporin on her head and told her to go home. Then again, they were probably just being lazy bastards. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamdan Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I'm 6 ft 4 and do this a few times a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Range_This11 Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I'm 6 ft 4 and do this a few times a weekI've lost count of the number of times I've hit my head on things or my stretching arms. Being 6'4" is not fun sometimes. "He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokemama Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Almost completely off-topic quote from "Things I've Learned From My Children", an old parenting joke list that's been on the internet a long while: 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape. 5. It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room. 6. Baseballs make marks on ceilings. 7. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. 8. When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. 9. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 10. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesnt stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. it's a lot easier to get over yourself when you look at intelligence the same way you look at beauty, or height, or eye color: being smart is easy, but being good is hard ... being smart is handed to you, being good is handed to *nobody*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I can imagine that stung pretty badly for a bit, but I think getting stitches for that is a bit overkill. And lol @ Poke :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Such small cuts and you get stiches for that? I don't even go out of my way for small cuts like that, just going to the hospital for that is overkill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 You went to the hospital for that? What is the world coming to when people go to the hospital for small scratches like that? I didn't even go when my cat practically sliced open part of my finger. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Gory viral video or it didn't happen :) I once stapled my hand to the inner part of my thigh. [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripsis Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Sounds like it hurt, but the cuts don't look *that* bad :P I don't really have any fun cut stories. I guess the best one I have is cutting my thumb on a spiky belt like 5 years ago. I still have a scar :D - 99 fletching | 99 thieving | 99 construction | 99 herblore | 99 smithing | 99 woodcutting - - 99 runecrafting - 99 prayer - 125 combat - 95 farming - - Blog - DeviantART - Book Reviews & Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Those would heal in like a week or 2 anyway, why the stitches. You must have really low ceilings. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Those would heal in like a week or 2 anyway, why the stitches. You must have really low ceilings.Yeah, the cuts dont look that bad. Or, Ouchy, he could be really tall ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I guess we can share our cut stories, so I'll share one of mine. In my old, spacious fourth grade classroom there was a loft in one of the back corners where we would hang out during free periods. There was also an old submarine periscope in the loft that had been setup to see above the roof which was held its spot in the center of the loft. One day I was in the loft, roughhousing with a friend, when i tripped and nicked my head right on one of the many metal rings which rested around the periscope, and happened to hit the only one that was chipped. I fell down, and when I raised my head back up I was immediately blinded by my blood, not even realizing I had been cut until then. My fourth grade teacher somehow managed to carry me while climbing down the loft and drove me to the hospital himself. By this point I was still bleeding profusely, becoming very lightheaded, and bleeding all over my teachers minivan (my teacher was a man). I got urgent treatment and got my cut glued together with some strange liquid stitching that stayed there for around a month. The only thing to remind me of the cut now is a bald spot extends diagonally about three millimeters wide on my left eyebrow. Since I last checked there is also a stained trail of blood going to the door in the classroom. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I guess we can share our cut stories, so I'll share one of mine. In my old, spacious fourth grade classroom there was a loft in one of the back corners where we would hang out during free periods. There was also an old submarine periscope in the loft that had been setup to see above the roof which was held its spot in the center of the loft. One day I was in the loft, roughhousing with a friend, when i tripped and nicked my head right on one of the many metal rings which rested around the periscope, and happened to hit the only one that was chipped. I fell down, and when I raised my head back up I was immediately blinded by my blood, not even realizing I had been cut until then. My fourth grade teacher somehow managed to carry me while climbing down the loft and drove me to the hospital himself. By this point I was still bleeding profusely, becoming very lightheaded, and bleeding all over my teachers minivan (my teacher was a man). I got urgent treatment and got my cut glued together with some strange liquid stitching that stayed there for around a month. The only thing to remind me of the cut now is a bald spot extends diagonally about three millimeters wide on my left eyebrow. Since I last checked there is also a stained trail of blood going to the door in the classroom. That's even more brutal than when my friend hurled a chunk of concrete at me. :thumbup: That surgical glue is fun. Anyway, I bet kids freak out a little bit when they see the blood stains coming from his classroom... SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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