I had a dream where I was eating people.

Same here, except they were already dead, but if I didn't eat them with rice, they were just decomposing bodies. If I ate them with rice, the mixture of dead people+rice turned out to be some magical cure-it-all.

That's just one example >.> I've dreamt (past tense of dream...?) that pikmin were air. I can breathe without breathing (Can't explain logically...). I kill old ladies in my neighborhood with the mystery machine. I'm on plateaus with Indiana Jones-esque bolders. I can talk to it (I still have no idea what "it" is). I've raped Brittany Spears in the desert when I was 10-ish. I've run out of they gym at the aquarium from Fred Fredburger. I've been trapped over a heater on a pool. I'm just saying that most of the dreams everybody else is talking about are theoretically possible. I didn't mention things I can't describe for the life of me >.> I've talked to colors and had sex with my step sister after killing a shade with a pair of scissors and disposing of it in a teleporting garbage can. My mom has yelled at me for killing the dog (myself).

 

I don't mean to sound like an angry 12 year old making up fake [cabbage] to sound cool >.> I have dreamt (That doesn't sound right...) all of this, and waaaaaaaaaay more. I dunno how I remember it ;_; I can't remember dreaming about anything that has any chance of happening in real life.

That's just one example >.> I've dreamt (past tense of dream...?) that pikmin were air. I can breathe without breathing (Can't explain logically...). I kill old ladies in my neighborhood with the mystery machine. I'm on plateaus with Indiana Jones-esque bolders. I can talk to it (I still have no idea what "it" is). I've raped Brittany Spears in the desert when I was 10-ish. I've run out of they gym at the aquarium from Fred Fredburger. I've been trapped over a heater on a pool. I'm just saying that most of the dreams everybody else is talking about are theoretically possible. I didn't mention things I can't describe for the life of me >.> I've talked to colors and had sex with my step sister after killing a shade with a pair of scissors and disposing of it in a teleporting garbage can. My mom has yelled at me for killing the dog (myself).

 

I don't mean to sound like an angry 12 year old making up fake [cabbage] to sound cool >.> I have dreamt (That doesn't sound right...) all of this, and waaaaaaaaaay more. I dunno how I remember it ;_; I can't remember dreaming about anything that has any chance of happening in real life.

Yeah, those are pretty weird. I'm not all that surprised though to be honest.

 

And they were still alive in my dream Adrenal. It was pretty terrible. Luckily it wasn't a recurring dream and I didn't get the desire to try it out.

I had a dream where I had to go into a black hole anomaly called the Schwarzwelt to save the world from being engulfed by darkness.

 

While there, I summoned demons, cannibalized, and saw the worst facets of humanity.

Jagermeister. It was yellow. With ice in it. That's all I remember. :huh:

I've had this reacurring dream (well the location is always the same:)

 

Behind my neighborhood there's a forest with about a 200 yard field running in between separating the two sides. If you walk down the "lane" there's a another neighborhood. My friend used to come this way to my house (but I never went to his house that way.) Well last night, I was walking and right when I got up to the tree line, I felt something chasing me. It was a black cloud (well kinda purple actually.) and I ran through the woods, only to stop and see some Neanderthals walk by (dressed in typical caveman garb.) and as I snuck past them I saw a huge prison built in the shape of a hydroelectric dam with the name "SeerVille-1-1-1-4-5-" And there was a village of tents underneath it. They saw me, and pulled a [bleep]ing tank out of a tent (these were like Indian teepees, I'm not gonna bother with the logic.) And so the tank starts shooting rounds at me, so I spot a river flowing beneath the prison through the village and I follow it, running as fast as I can from the tank. Soon I see a sign that says "Damascus, 20,000 leagues away. Stop now or else you won't be able to" and as I get near it, it's a coliseum basically (the forest setting is much like Endor, with less ferns. and a very overcast sky.) and I get near it and somehow know the only way to get in, is too put on a parka, two concrete blocks and then jump in a small pond and swim under the portcullis. When I do I take off my concrete blocks and parka (while I'm still in the water.) and all the sudden the opposite effect happens and I start to drown, because I've become so heavy. So I manage to tie the concrete blocks back on my legs, + the parka. After I float to the top I climb out and everyone's dressed in a quasi Aztecan garb with Grecian influence. They all have face masks on, and I feel like I committed a crime because I don't have a mask on. I sneak through the crowds looking for the king (and I don't know why I'm looking for the king either.) I find him and I beg for my ruby slippers back so I can go home, but he takes a very large crucifix and hits me with it, and I fall into a lake thats in the center of Damascus. I then see a shark heading towards me and it has bits and pieces of my bedsheets in its mouth. It bites off my head (I didn't even try to swim away) and as my head is tumbling down his throat I wake up. And I'm upside down on my couch with an aquafina bottle dumped all over me LOL. This is by far the longest dream I've ever had lmao. Still interesting.

Um tbh the past two nights have been about skins parties. Can't help it I guess. :rolleyes:

And I'm upside down on my couch with an aquafina bottle dumped all over me LOL. This is by far the longest dream I've ever had lmao. Still interesting.

 

Did you start off in your bed?

YESSIR

YESSIR

 

:lol: Talk about sleepwalking... I guess you walked into the living room with a water bottle and poured it over yourself during your dream. Strange.

Well I have a couch in my room,so only half as strange L

I've had this reacurring dream (well the location is always the same:)

 

Behind my neighborhood there's a forest with about a 200 yard field running in between separating the two sides. If you walk down the "lane" there's a another neighborhood. My friend used to come this way to my house (but I never went to his house that way.) Well last night, I was walking and right when I got up to the tree line, I felt something chasing me. It was a black cloud (well kinda purple actually.) and I ran through the woods, only to stop and see some Neanderthals walk by (dressed in typical caveman garb.) and as I snuck past them I saw a huge prison built in the shape of a hydroelectric dam with the name "SeerVille-1-1-1-4-5-" And there was a village of tents underneath it. They saw me, and pulled a [bleep]ing tank out of a tent (these were like Indian teepees, I'm not gonna bother with the logic.) And so the tank starts shooting rounds at me, so I spot a river flowing beneath the prison through the village and I follow it, running as fast as I can from the tank. Soon I see a sign that says "Damascus, 20,000 leagues away. Stop now or else you won't be able to" and as I get near it, it's a coliseum basically (the forest setting is much like Endor, with less ferns. and a very overcast sky.) and I get near it and somehow know the only way to get in, is too put on a parka, two concrete blocks and then jump in a small pond and swim under the portcullis. When I do I take off my concrete blocks and parka (while I'm still in the water.) and all the sudden the opposite effect happens and I start to drown, because I've become so heavy. So I manage to tie the concrete blocks back on my legs, + the parka. After I float to the top I climb out and everyone's dressed in a quasi Aztecan garb with Grecian influence. They all have face masks on, and I feel like I committed a crime because I don't have a mask on. I sneak through the crowds looking for the king (and I don't know why I'm looking for the king either.) I find him and I beg for my ruby slippers back so I can go home, but he takes a very large crucifix and hits me with it, and I fall into a lake thats in the center of Damascus. I then see a shark heading towards me and it has bits and pieces of my bedsheets in its mouth. It bites off my head (I didn't even try to swim away) and as my head is tumbling down his throat I wake up. And I'm upside down on my couch with an aquafina bottle dumped all over me LOL. This is by far the longest dream I've ever had lmao. Still interesting.

 

This has happened more than once? :/

Um tbh the past two nights have been about skins parties. Can't help it I guess. :rolleyes:

 

haha thats prob half of everyones dreams

My girlfriend. And her tan legs. I'd prefer to not get into detail. But other than her, Manbearpig invades my dreams.

My girlfriend. And her tan legs. I'd prefer to not get into detail. But other than her, Manbearpig invades my dreams.

All three halves?

My girlfriend. And her tan legs. I'd prefer to not get into detail. But other than her, Manbearpig invades my dreams.

All three halves?

Yep. Stupid Manbearpig.

My girlfriend. And her tan legs. I'd prefer to not get into detail. But other than her, Manbearpig invades my dreams.

All three halves?

Yep. Stupid Manbearpig.

 

 

Your avatar is very addictive. I've been starting at it for 12.65 minutes.

 

Last night I dreamed that Mewtwo falcon punched professor Oak and his dentures flew out and hit me (ash) in the face. Yeah, I get weird crap like that all the time for dreams.

Hiding from my parents with my girlfriend in a tent in the snow. Which turned into a tent in a bright summer day. Which turned into a tent in my bathroom. Which turned into a tent on my couch.

 

We didn't notice though. And my girl's so cool, she didn't even comment when my pants randomly disappeared and I had to go find them to put them back on.

 

 

...I think one's mindset in a dream is the equivilant of being insane while conscious.

I have a lot of "nightmares" that end up making me laugh my [wagon] off in the morning. This one time when I was like eight I had a dream that I was looking after this old fat chick who hated me for some reason, and if I didn't do what she said I would be punished somehow. I didn't ever figure out how I would have gotten punished, but I know it scared the [cabbage] out of me. Anyway, she told me to put some dishes away in a cabinet or something, so I went and did it. When I turned around there was a zombie there. I heard a slow, creepy banjo jingle that sounded like it ended with a broken string, and words flashed across my vision: "WARNING! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE EVER SEEN SOMEONE SLEEPWALKING!" So yeah, apparently when you're eight, sleepwalkers are zombies.

 

And this isn't really my dream, but one time, a few years ago, I was camping out with some friends. One of my friends had to get up early so he went to sleep in another tent while the rest of my friends and I stayed in the other one and just talked. At about three in the morning (we weren't really tired), we hear my other friend chanting in the other tent WHILE SLEEPING, "He's here. He's here. He's here. He's here" for about a minute straight. It didn't really scare my friends, but for some reason I freaked the [bleep] out. Then, because I obviously wasn't scared enough yet, he gets up (still sleeping), walks over to our tent, unzips the [bleep]ing door, stands there for a couple seconds just [bleep]ing looking at us, then walks back to his tent and lays back down. I then had an entire conversation with him asking him what the [bleep] just happened, while he was still sleeping. He didn't remember anything in the morning. I had a very hard time sleeping that night.

Over the past year or so, I've had a lot of dreams about flying in airplanes, particularly about takeoff sequences. Really strange, elaborate takeoff scenes. Don't quite no why, though it may have something to do with the fact that my bed is lofted about six feet in the air.

 

Maybe it's a sign that I need to do more flying...

Just remembered a lucid dream I had a few nights ago. I was shooting bullets out of my freakin' fingers.

My girlfriend. And her tan legs. I'd prefer to not get into detail. But other than her, Manbearpig invades my dreams.

 

Aren't you like 13?

my girlfriend. i keep dreaming of her when shes away on holiday

My girlfriend. And her tan legs. I'd prefer to not get into detail. But other than her, Manbearpig invades my dreams.

 

Aren't you like 13?

 

 

Which is why he wants to avoid detail. Her tan legs were dancing to KidzBop. He didn't want to scare us with the horrendousness of the nightmare.

My girlfriend. And her tan legs. I'd prefer to not get into detail. But other than her, Manbearpig invades my dreams.

 

Aren't you like 13?

 

 

Which is why he wants to avoid detail. Her tan legs were dancing to KidzBop. He didn't want to scare us with the horrendousness of the nightmare.

Well im physically mature for 13, and I get constantly confused for 15, which is how I met my girlfriend, who just recently turned 15.