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Accused Game Cheater gets Knife Through Head and Lives

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Images are a bit graphic, so beware.

My jaw just dropped when a friend directed me to this story:

CS Cheating "victim"

 

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Holy [cabbage].. That is pretty crazy! When I saw the x-ray I though right away the man was dead. Luckily that isn't the case. I'm course to see a follow up story to see how the guy is doing and what kind of real damage it caused.

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I bet he cheated.

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

he was using call of duty cat to help him pwn

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Abraham Lincoln

I guess one could say he...

 

*puts on sunglasses*

 

Cheated death!

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

I guess one could say he...

 

*puts on sunglasses*

 

Cheated death!

 

Haha!!!! That's the funniest witty response I've heard here in a long time :smile:

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good thing he put his d full helm on this morning

idk just random

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

I bet he cheated.

Made me laugh :P

 

Pretty amazing to have survived that though :| And honestly it's crazy how some people react to things like this (someone stabbing him in the first place). But that's one lucky guy.

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I guess one could say he...

 

*puts on sunglasses*

 

Cheated death!

I lol'd :thumbup:

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Our bodies are inconsistent as hell though. We can die by sitting on our [wagon] all day, having a clogged artery, then dying painfully. And yet we can survive a knife going through the skull.

 

I think we got the point though. That kid obviously has godmode on.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

I'm going to hop on the bandwagon and say that he probably hacked into real life.

He's lucky the assailant used a steel dagger. Had it been the amazing bronze dagger....

 

I think it was iron :ohnoes: :ohnoes: .

Talk about humiliation.

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I guess he Finished Him.

 

... wait, wrong game.

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Anyone knows if Evil Mumm Ra had anything to do with this? :P

Ohhhh crap, Hide everyone! But damn, talk about getting "straight to the point".

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I guess one could say he...

 

*puts on sunglasses*

 

Cheated death!

 

Haha!!!! That's the funniest witty response I've heard here in a long time :smile:

Except it was in the comments on the article from yesterday.

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That knife wound will definitely cause him some major brain issues. O_o He's really very lucky to be alive, but still.

So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.

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I guess one could say he...

 

*puts on sunglasses*

 

Cheated death!

 

Haha!!!! That's the funniest witty response I've heard here in a long time :smile:

Except it was in the comments on the article from yesterday.

Eh, I was making terrible jokes about the whole thing, and that kind of joke came up in my head, so I ended up posting it here.

 

Still too damn funny.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

Wait... it was at an internet cafe. If they thought he was wall hacking, couldn't they just walk over to his computer and see? You know, instead of stabbing the guy in the head.

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Wait... it was at an internet cafe. If they thought he was wall hacking, couldn't they just walk over to his computer and see? You know, instead of stabbing the guy in the head.

You take the fun out of everything.

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Wait... it was at an internet cafe. If they thought he was wall hacking, couldn't they just walk over to his computer and see? You know, instead of stabbing the guy in the head.

 

Well, if he really was hacking, and they saw it, I doubt their response was any more pleasant.

I guess one could say he...

 

*puts on sunglasses*

 

Cheated death!

 

I always lol at these, it has been you doing the others right? :P

 

OT. Crazy kids.

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

I guess one could say he...

 

*puts on sunglasses*

 

Cheated death!

 

I always lol at these, it has been you doing the others right? :P

 

OT. Crazy kids.

 

I'll post them as the opportunity arises.

 

As my last terrible joke, let's be thankful this wasn't a hack-and-slash game like Diablo II.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

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