Riku3220 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 The only time I ever have a problem with memes IRL is when the person uses it incorrectly, way too often to the point where it's obvious they're going out of their way to use memes as often as possible, or when they don't seem to get it but use it anyway. And five eternities in a lake of fire for anyone who makes an "In Soviet Russia" joke by switching two words in any statement. Double it if they've never even heard of Yakov Smirnoff (in 9,999 cases out of 10,000, they haven't).And in the one case where they have, they actually payed attention to that Family Guy episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 The only time I ever have a problem with memes IRL is when the person uses it incorrectly, way too often to the point where it's obvious they're going out of their way to use memes as often as possible, or when they don't seem to get it but use it anyway. And five eternities in a lake of fire for anyone who makes an "In Soviet Russia" joke by switching two words in any statement. Double it if they've never even heard of Yakov Smirnoff (in 9,999 cases out of 10,000, they haven't).In Soviet Russia, Firefox keeps tabs on YOU!An example of one that works, first I've seen in quite a while :thumbup: Edit: @riku, sadly so. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 My roommate's sleep schedule pisses me off.This. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Sorry to interupt here, but despite looking around, it's still to vague for me to understand. What does herp derp and hurr durr mean? Possibly the only ones I've never been able to understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 When you don't know the last name of the girl you are taking to homecoming... :oops: Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Sorry to interupt here, but despite looking around, it's still to vague for me to understand. What does herp derp and hurr durr mean? Possibly the only ones I've never been able to understand. Herp and derp are used as substitutes for any word. So someone might use it was "I was derping (Could be any verb) around my room when i..." or "Man, I wish I had herp and derp (Any noun)" right now. It's how I usually see them used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 When you don't know the last name of the girl you are taking to homecoming... :oops: I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surprise Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 When you don't know the last name of the girl you are taking to homecoming... :oops: Facebook? That website holds all sorts of useful information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 When you don't know the last name of the girl you are taking to homecoming... :oops: Facebook? That website holds all sorts of useful information.Perhaps she has one of those absurd Facebook names like Snuggles xXx ;) Taaraaa. (Bad example I know). These sort of people also annoy me. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Online job applications. When I want to apply for jobs I'd actually prefer going down to the mall and getting a bunch of them and sitting down with some coffee to fill them out. Instead, I get one paper app and the rest i have to navigate through the maze of a website to get to the damn application and fill it out and then fill out one of those generic personality test questionnaires at the end. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 Whoa, online job applications have mandatory personality tests for all potential employees? Is that even necessary? I guess that would somewhat negate my chances as I prove to be rather cynical, even in personality tests ('dominant introvert, critic more than creator') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 It's all like "All my friends say I am a hard worker"and you put Strongly Agree, Agree, Unsure, Disagree, Strongly Disagree I mean, it's common sense to put Strongly agree and everyone's gonna do it, so why waste people's time? Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 When the girl that you're supposed to go to with to homecoming tells you yes and then the next day tells you she doesn't remember where we met and she has plans with her friends. Women I tell ye. I sure hope college girls are better... Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Hate to bring this up again, but my friends and I say derp in reference to the south park episode. But that's it, and it's very low key. Where as these kids will spout every single thing from the internet and use it as much as possible. Also, when was [bleep] uncensored? OT: Getting screwed over. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomrombom Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I keep capitalizing two letters instead of one at the beginning of sentences. All of my rage. PM me for fitocracy invite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 It's all like "All my friends say I am a hard worker"and you put Strongly Agree, Agree, Unsure, Disagree, Strongly Disagree I mean, it's common sense to put Strongly agree and everyone's gonna do it, so why waste people's time?This has reminded me of a hilarious bat[cabbage] crazy Bachmann video I saw a while back. Specifically, the part about trying to use the census to catch illegal immigrants (as if they're going to just tell the government they're illegally there). "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 When people talk to me when my earbuds are in. DO YOU NOT [bleep]ING SEE THEM!? DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT IF THEY'RE IN, I'M PROBABLY LISTENING TO SOMETHING!?!? Edit: When my posts end up having one word on a second line. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Edit: When my posts end up having one word on a second line. Yes. Sometimes I'll even add unnecessary words to fix this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distracted Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 When people post inside jokes on Facebook. No one will understand what the hell's going on except for the few people that are in on the joke, so it seems like it's just a way of showing the world that "hey, look how cool we are, we have inside jokes!" I'll admit to doing this very occasionally, but I've got people on my friend's list that do this constantly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 When my dog gets loose and attacks cats. He's already killed 2 cats before and took a bite out of one that managed to get away because I basically strangled my dog. We and the owners don't know where the cat currently is and how hurt it is, but my dog's mouth was full of blood. This day is going from bad to worse. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 ... what breed of dog is it ? Small children look similar to cats, have you considered that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 ... what breed of dog is it ? Small children look similar to cats, have you considered that ? German Shepherd. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 ... what breed of dog is it ? Small children look similar to cats, have you considered that ? German Shepherd. Yeah ... put a muzzle on the dog if it's got aggression issues like that. German Shepherds are awesome, nonetheless. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 ... what breed of dog is it ? Small children look similar to cats, have you considered that ? German Shepherd. Yeah ... put a muzzle on the dog if it's got aggression issues like that. German Shepherds are awesome, nonetheless. :thumbup: It ran away, so I couldn't. I do if I take him on walks. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Keep it chained if it's outside the house? "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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