I hate it when what H2PM said happens over text. And they text you first, and don't respond when you ask them how they are.

Usually if someone is trying to chat as I'm leaving, I'll just stay logged in to Gmail/Facebook/etc and walk away, so it seems like I was afk already.

Sometimes there's just nothing to say and you can't be bothered to start small talk?

I hate when people clearly do not appreciate topical humour. I mean, [bleep] you, these aren't that funny but hey, at least I'm making an effort to lighten the mood where and when it applies.

FOR EXAMPLE, while studying for a biochemistry course, my friend wrote this on the blackboard we were using:

"Hey, do you like gold jokes? Au yeaaaaah!!"

so I told him

"Hey, your chem jokes are terrible, you should take them and Barium"

to which he responded

"No they don't! Want to hear a joke about Potassium?"

me "K"

"How about the one about nitric oxide?"

me "No"

 

Out of the ten or so people WE were essentially teaching biostats to that day even though it was group study, nobody even cracked a smile. Pissin' me off!

My economics teacher frequently swears (only [cabbage] though) to get her point across some times to us. At school, you know you have an alright teacher if they aren't afraid to swear.

 

My English teacher swears quite a bit actually. Everything under the sun is up for grabs. Seriously.

I hate when people clearly do not appreciate topical humour. I mean, [bleep] you, these aren't that funny but hey, at least I'm making an effort to lighten the mood where and when it applies.

FOR EXAMPLE, while studying for a biochemistry course, my friend wrote this on the blackboard we were using:

"Hey, do you like gold jokes? Au yeaaaaah!!"

so I told him

"Hey, your chem jokes are terrible, you should take them and Barium"

to which he responded

"No they don't! Want to hear a joke about Potassium?"

me "K"

"How about the one about nitric oxide?"

me "No"

 

Out of the ten or so people WE were essentially teaching biostats to that day even though it was group study, nobody even cracked a smile. Pissin' me off!

 

That's harsh. Some of those jokes were pretty good. I would have laughed.

I hate when people clearly do not appreciate topical humour. I mean, [bleep] you, these aren't that funny but hey, at least I'm making an effort to lighten the mood where and when it applies.

FOR EXAMPLE, while studying for a biochemistry course, my friend wrote this on the blackboard we were using:

"Hey, do you like gold jokes? Au yeaaaaah!!"

so I told him

"Hey, your chem jokes are terrible, you should take them and Barium"

to which he responded

"No they don't! Want to hear a joke about Potassium?"

me "K"

"How about the one about nitric oxide?"

me "No"

 

Out of the ten or so people WE were essentially teaching biostats to that day even though it was group study, nobody even cracked a smile. Pissin' me off!

 

You have some classmates with rather thick skulls if they didn't even crack a smile. That's a pretty damn good joke. (I'm not sure if it's multiple jokes, but it all seems like one single one to me) I laughed either way, so that's a win. :)

I hate when people clearly do not appreciate topical humour. I mean, [bleep] you, these aren't that funny but hey, at least I'm making an effort to lighten the mood where and when it applies.

FOR EXAMPLE, while studying for a biochemistry course, my friend wrote this on the blackboard we were using:

"Hey, do you like gold jokes? Au yeaaaaah!!"

so I told him

"Hey, your chem jokes are terrible, you should take them and Barium"

to which he responded

"No they don't! Want to hear a joke about Potassium?"

me "K"

"How about the one about nitric oxide?"

me "No"

 

Out of the ten or so people WE were essentially teaching biostats to that day even though it was group study, nobody even cracked a smile. Pissin' me off!

It made me laugh. And that's not very easy right now.

 

I hate how my workplace ignores the seasonal employee seniority list at this time of year. At the end of this week I will have 5 shifts in the past 2 weeks. At least one guy with half of my seniority will have 8.

I hate when people clearly do not appreciate topical humour. I mean, [bleep] you, these aren't that funny but hey, at least I'm making an effort to lighten the mood where and when it applies.

FOR EXAMPLE, while studying for a biochemistry course, my friend wrote this on the blackboard we were using:

"Hey, do you like gold jokes? Au yeaaaaah!!"

so I told him

"Hey, your chem jokes are terrible, you should take them and Barium"

to which he responded

"No they don't! Want to hear a joke about Potassium?"

me "K"

"How about the one about nitric oxide?"

me "No"

 

Out of the ten or so people WE were essentially teaching biostats to that day even though it was group study, nobody even cracked a smile. Pissin' me off!

 

Looks like mixing humor and chemistry gave a bad reaction.

I hate when people clearly do not appreciate topical humour. I mean, [bleep] you, these aren't that funny but hey, at least I'm making an effort to lighten the mood where and when it applies.

FOR EXAMPLE, while studying for a biochemistry course, my friend wrote this on the blackboard we were using:

"Hey, do you like gold jokes? Au yeaaaaah!!"

so I told him

"Hey, your chem jokes are terrible, you should take them and Barium"

to which he responded

"No they don't! Want to hear a joke about Potassium?"

me "K"

"How about the one about nitric oxide?"

me "No"

 

Out of the ten or so people WE were essentially teaching biostats to that day even though it was group study, nobody even cracked a smile. Pissin' me off!

 

You have some classmates with rather thick skulls if they didn't even crack a smile. That's a pretty damn good joke. (I'm not sure if it's multiple jokes, but it all seems like one single one to me) I laughed either way, so that's a win. :)

 

Nono it's 4 separate jokes.. he knew three and I knew one, I guessed the last 2 which made it even awesomer.

 

That sucks unkn0wn.. I quit my job at Subway cause they were giving shifts that I really needed to newbies, only cause they promised they'd turn into full time employees eventually (which of course they never did).

It sounds worse than it is, but yeah, it sucks. From September until December, I technically shouldn't even be employed. But the company and union decided to give each seasonal employee a maximum of 30 shifts in that time. I'll still get my 30, but this will lower my off-season income.

Tenure. [bleep] the current tenure system and [bleep] bad teachers.

 

http://stagevu.com/video/kncivhfkbisl

 

I HIGHLY recommend this movie (Waiting for Superman) if you live in the US. Sheds a lot of light on some not so obvious things.

Tenure. [bleep] the current tenure system and [bleep] bad teachers.

 

http://stagevu.com/video/kncivhfkbisl

 

I HIGHLY recommend this movie (Waiting for Superman) if you live in the US. Sheds a lot of light on some not so obvious things.

 

Welcome my son

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Tenure. [bleep] the current tenure system and [bleep] bad teachers.

 

http://stagevu.com/video/kncivhfkbisl

 

I HIGHLY recommend this movie (Waiting for Superman) if you live in the US. Sheds a lot of light on some not so obvious things.

 

Welcome my son

Welcome to

The machiiiiiine

 

Fite the masheen bro lol rite on 420 4 lyfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

That type of person annoys me greatly. I wish they would accidentally sterilize themselves.

They have the right idea. They just don't know why 90% of the time.

Can't stand people who text too much when they should be conversing with fellow humans face-to-face.

Yeah, like those friends that are glued to their phones when you're hanging out with other friends?

Yeah, like those friends that are glued to their phones when you're hanging out with other friends?

 

Sometimes I suspect they do it just to flaunt how popular they are.

Yeah, like those friends that are glued to their phones when you're hanging out with other friends?

 

Sometimes I suspect they do it just to flaunt how popular they are.

So say we Internet dwellers :twisted:

It's pretty annoying that my internet in my house with my roomies is slower than my resnet from last year.

Yeah, like those friends that are glued to their phones when you're hanging out with other friends?

I don't mind text messaging so much but a few friends of mine are constantly on Facebook on their phones when we're out. It's almost feels like our company isn't enough...

I hate when people clearly do not appreciate topical humour. I mean, [bleep] you, these aren't that funny but hey, at least I'm making an effort to lighten the mood where and when it applies.

FOR EXAMPLE, while studying for a biochemistry course, my friend wrote this on the blackboard we were using:

"Hey, do you like gold jokes? Au yeaaaaah!!"

so I told him

"Hey, your chem jokes are terrible, you should take them and Barium"

to which he responded

"No they don't! Want to hear a joke about Potassium?"

me "K"

"How about the one about nitric oxide?"

me "No"

 

Out of the ten or so people WE were essentially teaching biostats to that day even though it was group study, nobody even cracked a smile. Pissin' me off!

 

Looks like mixing humor and chemistry gave a bad reaction.

 

Lmao.

I don't get how some of my friends can constantly be talking to someone via text. How much is there to say to one person besides: Err, what are you doing now?

One of my friends is the worst with texting while hanging out. At a couple concerts we've went to he just stood there idly on his phone texting. He spends like 20 bucks to go to a concert and stands and texts... wtf. Needless to say I don't go to concerts with him anymore.

I've seen people at homecoming and prom that are slow dancing and texting at the same time. It's ridiculous. You seriously can't wait till after the dance?