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Bakery? You get lots of buns and other goods i presume.

I GET IT! ITS A SEX PUN!

DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers rings

QBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow parts

CR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size.
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It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.

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Dearest /obt/aurians,

 

It is with deepest regret that I inform you all of the atrocity I've committed this evening. I am now in a relationship. Yes, I know, save your tears . . . it's for the best. I was sick of the dating game a long time ago, as some of you may have guessed. STORY TIME has been fun, and it will almost certainly continue when/if this crashes and burns and I'm left a miserable shell of my former self (just kidding, this wouldn't happen to me). I believe there's a fairly large difference between posting about my dating/sexual escapades with girls I could give less of a [bleep] about and posting them about a girl that I do care about.

 

I hope you can forgive me, friends.

 

Stay in the Light,

Jimi / Obtaurian

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How on earth do you get into the sexual escapades before the relationship?

Anyway, I just came here to post this : A picture of my 6th 99 :

 

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IN DUNGEONEERING !!! GEDDIT ?! GEDDIT ?! HAHAHAHAHA !

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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One of Tip.it's most dedicated and better SuperMod's. It's a well deserved promotion and should have happened much sooner. I'm quite confident that the forum is in good hands with Jimmy Jim. It makes me feel better about resigning knowing he's an admin.

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One of Tip.it's most dedicated and better SuperMod's. It's a well deserved promotion and should have happened much sooner. I'm quite confident that the forum is in good hands with Jimmy Jim. It makes me feel better about resigning knowing he's an admin.

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srsly tho i thought it was a good move. i mean 2 already resigned.

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One of Tip.it's most dedicated and better SuperMod's. It's a well deserved promotion and should have happened much sooner. I'm quite confident that the forum is in good hands with Jimmy Jim. It makes me feel better about resigning knowing he's an admin.

does this mean my posts will be experiencing more racism?

 

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sappy story time?

 

jimi should right a romance novel.

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inb4 babies

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Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Train them all to play the ukelele and RS tbh, then mass the new level 9001 boss.

 

I thought you were gonna suggest that I have them multi-log 24/27 and make a few maxed accounts.

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Train them all to play the ukelele and RS tbh, then mass the new level 9001 boss.

 

I thought you were gonna suggest that I have them multi-log 24/27 and make a few maxed accounts.

So it was actually a runescape related decision afterall...

 

Jimi knew that the only way he can compete with a woman(enaid, in this example) is by cheating, so he decides to make alot of hairy, mathematically [developmentally delayed]ed babies who will grind his way to max out!

 

Only one thing to say, Enaid.... THE RACE IS ON!

 

 

Oh, and no stoarey tiem and no RS?? wat is even dis, den?

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Train them all to play the ukelele and RS tbh, then mass the new level 9001 boss.

 

I thought you were gonna suggest that I have them multi-log 24/27 and make a few maxed accounts.

So it was actually a runescape related decision afterall...

 

Jimi knew that the only way he can compete with a woman(enaid, in this example) is by cheating, so he decides to make alot of hairy, mathematically [developmentally delayed]ed babies who will grind his way to max out!

 

Only one thing to say, Enaid.... THE RACE IS ON!

I'm fairly confident I can max out before Jimi's babies can play RS (other than having them bot, which really isn't them botting at all, so that doesn't count).

 

20k xp to 80 rc :).

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99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

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Not really, it's more a statement of fact. I have 279 levels to go, your children 2462.

Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions

99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted

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Not really, it's more a statement of fact. I have 279 levels to go, your children 2462.

 

My children will be given caffeine pills, Ritalin, and be fed protein shakes day and night until they beat you. If they ever slow down, I will beat them until they learn that their survival depends on beating you.

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Grats on the girl. I drew you a picture. It only has one pixel, but it still is a nice picture. ------> freepixel.jpg

 

I zoomed in on it to get the full effect. You, sir, are an artiste of the highest caliber. :thumbup:

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So for those who don't know (probably most of you), I'm 21 years old and I've been at my community college for about three years now. Community colleges are only for general education and AA degrees (among other things). Most normal people would only spend two years at their community college before transferring to a university to finish their four year degree, but my college is extremely overcrowded and [bleep]ed up, not to mention that I've taken a few extended breaks (like when I lived in northern California for eight months or whatever).

 

So right now I'm about five or six classes from being eligible to transfer to a real university. Two of those classes are pre-requisites for two others, so in a perfect world that'd only be two terms (about half a year), but my registration date for Summer classes is coming up and all of the classes I want are already filled, and no doubt there's 40-50 other students who will sit in on those classes for weeks if they can, just in the off-chance that they'll get in.

 

It's not looking good.

 

I want to study English, political science, and French. I want to teach English at the university level and dabble in political journalism. This is basically my dream. This is what I want to do for the rest of my life.

 

That said, I also have a problem with money. I work at Disneyland and I never, ever get hours. Apparently it's supposed to get super busy in the next few weeks, so I might be working then, but it's not a steady job and the pay is [cabbage] (I have to drive 45 minutes to get there and 45 minutes to get back just to make like $60 every shift).

 

A huge part of the reason I haven't been playing much 'Scape is that I've been looking for a job like my life depends on it (which it does). I basically sit at home filing out applications, then I get dressed up and attempt to smile my way into an interview in person. It never works. My city has one of the highest unemployment rates in the country.

 

Every man in my family is an electrician. I could easily sign up for an apprenticeship and get in based on my last name and the words of my dad, grandfather, uncle, cousin, and some family friends. It would take up the vast majority of my time and it'd be a three year commitment or something to that effect. The pay would be very good - I would likely be able to get my own apartment within six months and have plenty of money to spare. If I'm lucky I might be able to take one class at my college every term. If I'm lucky.

 

So I'm kind of in this quandary right now where I desperately need money, and I have this means of getting it, but going down that road might destroy my chances of pursuing my dream career. As an electrician, I'd probably make much, much more money than I could ever make as a professor, but I don't care. I'm a pretty simple person, and wealth has never appealed to me. I would be happy making a professor's salary.

 

The problem is getting there. I've spoken to my cousin about signing up for the apprenticeship, and as it stands, I'll be making one final push to find a steady job before I decide to sign my life away. I suppose I could always try prostitution or being a male stripper, but I don't look great in a thong. Not that I've tried it . . .

 

So that's my problem. That's why I don't 'Scape much these days. Anyone have a winning lotto ticket they can lend to me? I'll give it back, I promise.

 

Oh, and I hung out with the girlfriend all day today. She's too intense. It's nice.

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Oh, and I hung out with the girlfriend all day today. She's too intense. It's nice.

[bleep] you, man. Seriously. Why can't I get lucky and find a girl like that? All my past relationships failed because the girl couldn't match my intensity.

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