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If I'm pouring something, it's half full. If I'm drinking or emptying something, it's half empty.


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Half full, because you can always get more.


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Is the right or left side full?


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The glass is twice as big as it should be.

You lose, someone already said it.

 

And I always refer to it as a half a glass of [liquid]. Full or empty doesn't come into the equation.

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If a half glass of water falls over in a forest does it make a sound?

 

If no one is in the forest, and no one hears it, is it really a sound?


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I put the glass in a box, it is now both dead and living.


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If a half glass of water falls over in a forest does it make a sound?

 

If no one is in the forest, and no one hears it, is it really a sound?

Could you prove me wrong if i said there was a half empty glass orbiting the sun?


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There are 3 glasses behind doors, 1 half full and 2 half empty, and you have to choose one. After choosing, a door is opened to reveal a half empty glass and you're given the option to change your choice between the other 2 doors. Should you do this?

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No because it doesnt matter which one you pick, its half empty anyway.


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There are 3 glasses behind doors, 1 half full and 2 half empty, and you have to choose one. After choosing, a door is opened to reveal a half empty glass and you're given the option to change your choice between the other 2 doors. Should you do this?

YES - VARIABLE CHANGE!


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If you drink a full glass till the middle the glass is half empty.

If you fill an empty glass till the middle it's half full.

 

 

How many men does it requires to dig half a pit, size is irrelevant.

 

Think about that.


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Woah, deep o_O

 

That's awesome, I'll think about that tonight and get back to you in the morning.


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If you filled it up half way than it is half way.

If you drank half of it than it is half empty.

If you don't know than by default it is half empty.

 

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Depends on how it got there. If a guy poured it then I would say "To the top please" while gesturing to the glass. If a good looking girl poured it I would say some corny line about a half glass and get the drink poured on me, then I would have an empty glass. But if I poured it myself I would wonder what was wrong with me and finish pouring it to the top.

 

So I guess I would call it incomplete.


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Half full.

*Takes a swig*

Now it's empty. Instead of thinking about the glass, why not do something with it?

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Half empty is a more logical assumption in terms of planning because I find it better to overshoot the negativity of a situation in preparation for the worst, that way you're prepared for the worst possible situation and in the greater chances that the situation isn't so bad it's a relief and pleasant surprise.


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If a thread title is half cliche, how many posts will the thread get?

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Forget half full/half empty. By half, it has to be exactly half, even if it's off by one drop, it's something completely different, no?


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Forget half full/half empty. By half, it has to be exactly half, even if it's off by one drop, it's something completely different, no?

This is physically impossible. Not only would it be difficult, but liquids evaporate and glass warps.

 

If the glass is half anything, you need to measure more accurately.

 

The glass does not exist. Bickering and optimism are useless in a world of lies.

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Forget half full/half empty. By half, it has to be exactly half, even if it's off by one drop, it's something completely different, no?

 

"Is the glass 49.5% full, or 50.5% empty?"

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Half a glass of _____

 

 

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Half empty. If it ends up being half full, then life's all the better the next day. :)


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In my opinion, if you are fulling the glass up and you only get to half way its half full, and if you have a full cup but drink half its then half empty.

 

Anyway.. I'd say for me its half full.


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