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Dude, you know porn stars get paid barely anything? Especially straight guys. =\

 

It's really not about the money bro, that's why its a dream job. And getting paid at all to have sex is pretty sweet.

 

 

 

I find having sex with females disgusting.

 

 

I'd rather be like... an internal affairs editor for an accounting firm in nowhere nebraska.

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Isn't there a documentary about how [cabbage]ty of a job being a porn star is?

 

My dream job would be an electrical engineer, I'll probably resort to just being a field electrician though.

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Welcome, Mr. Hughes.

 

Me, personally? I'm pretty undecided at the moment; I have a wide range of interests, and my dedication to them really shifts around a lot, and I don't know if I'm truly interested in them enough to put in long working hours on the subject, all year, for a number of years. If I had to pick something right now, I would honestly probably pick geologist/volcanologist, park ranger, or engineer/architect., just for the enjoyable job experience/locations.

 

But I prefer my dream of receiving no bills so I can do whatever I want and be happy with just living in the moment.

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Software engineer at Google.

Disney Imagineer.

Roller Coaster Designer.

 

All those would be really cool I think, but pretty hard to get into. The coaster and imagineer-type amusement jobs were more of my childhood fantasy. Now, I've decided to study computer engineering/science, so the Google job would be my top one for now. Mainly, with something like that, I would just want to work at a top company such as Google, Intel, or IBM.

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I'd like to be a Scott A. Jones or Dean Kamen - wealthy inventor. I've already had 3 patents filed for me, so technically I am an inventor, just not wealthy yet. Also, I won't own those patents, my company will. Sometime I need to start my own company so I can keep my ideas, and profit off them.

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I don't know if I could do this job forever, but I just recently got laid off from one of the best jobs I've ever had. I was working at a construction site and I was the elevator operator. Which is exactly as it sounds. We had radios on every floor and I had a radio in the elevator. All I did was ride around in elevator and when people got on they told me which floor they were going to and I pushed the button. I absolutely loved the job. I met so many people and every day was so fun. In the 6 months I worked there I only took 4 days off the entire time and never worked a shift under 10 hours. I don't know if I'll ever find a job that was the best part of my day like that one was :)

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I'm thinking along the lines of going into Criminal Justice or get a teaching degree for Physical Education or History. Either path I lead, I want to help the society in my own way.

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I'd love to be one of those old school undertakers, but they don't have them anymore. Oh well. Naval Nuclear Officer it is.

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Paid to do nothing would be ideal, astronaut so road construction would also be nice.

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I'd like to be a Scott A. Jones or Dean Kamen - wealthy inventor. I've already had 3 patents filed for me, so technically I am an inventor, just not wealthy yet. Also, I won't own those patents, my company will. Sometime I need to start my own company so I can keep my ideas, and profit off them.

Met Dean Kamen earlier this year rather casually; just happened to run into him at a large engineering fair. Talked to him for a few minutes, he's a nice guy. Also saw him last year at an FRC competition while I was giving VIP tours.

 

He's not much of a celebrity but it still feels cool to have seen him a couple times :P

 

For me it's video game design. I was wondering what I was going to do since I was a sort of jack of all trades, master of none. Then I realized what I'm best at are music, art, and programming, and I redesigned a Metroid and Fire Emblem game when I was 8. THE HINTS ALL POINT TO VIDEO GAME DESIGN!

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Genetic research would be my dream job, if not anything biology or chemistry related. Will start applying for biology/biochemistry courses in the next school year.

Same here. Either that or something cool :smile:

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Definitely a Pediatric psychiatrist. I'm actually going to college for it now. I feel bad for children with problems and I wish I could help every single one of them. I know I'll help the world become a better place if I prevent their problems from escalating to murder and such as.

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Some sort of engineer, possibly working in the area of robotics or material science/material testing.

I'll see what I'm most interested in after completing my undergrad degree, and see what jobs I can land, or if I can get into any good graduate programs.

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