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I want to own a pet store. Either that or own a music venue/bar. Because that would just be cool.

 

We'll see though, thats 100% subject to change.

 

 

Might have to get in on a petco or petsmart chain. They have been putting smaller Privately owned pet stores out of business. My good friend had a pet store here for 25 years, then Petco came along and destroyed em. Then he changed locations to, to another part of town and still couldn't make it after that. Kinda sucks. The smaller stores end up having to jack up all their prices up just to keep their doors open to compete with the chain stores.

 

 

Look into wildlife biology if you wanna work with animals. I had a blast in college, and even did all my internships at local zoos.

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I could probably be very happy as some type of artisan. I would certainly be happy as a creative musician. I'm not too interested in making more than is necessary in terms of cash. I'm interested in politics, philosophy, business, social sciences, and chemistry/physics to a certain degree, but I'd rather study them than work with them.

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Getting paid to write and argue. And to be able to do it outside, at midnight, with amazingly realistic robotic strippers.

 

(And no, I'm not trolling: that was the best that I could come up with.)

 

 

Would these be asian robots?

 

 

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I'd love to write for a satirical paper, much like the onion. (I write my own for fun, but I don't spread it around lol, just keep it in my Microsoft word.)

 

 

But I'd also like to be a public relations executive, I'm very good at that. Though I'm not always as outgoing as I should be.

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Dream Job: Rock Star/Porn Star

 

Actual Career Choice: Relationship/Family Therapist

 

Current Job: Porter at a Catering Company

 

all three make me very happy though

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Dude, you know porn stars get paid barely anything? Especially straight guys. =\

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Being a porn star would just suck.

 

 

My dream job is working on Game Design with a large game company, although more realistically I'll probably end up doing Web design or something. I kind of hope that I'll start in Web Design and maybe try and move over to do web design for a game company and then sort of work my way into the industry that way. Hell, even just doing a part of game design (like working on level design or the likes) would be really awesome.

 

 

There actually was a short while where I was really thinking of getting a degree in game design. Doing graphic arts is just sort of a safer bet for me to start with :P.

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Dude, you know porn stars get paid barely anything? Especially straight guys. =\

 

 

why almost all the guys in the gay porn business are actually straight. They probably make triple per gay scene than what they would make for a straight one. Plus in straight porn the women become the focus and get paid more than the men, and in gay porn you'd have a better shot of actually making a name for yourself since the women in straight porn get most the spotlight.

 

 

Some pretty interesting documentaries late night on HBO.

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Politics would be interesting - I love political science, and am a natural leader. Arguing with people I am good at, however my one flaw is always the one which is inevitable. It will make more sense once that I make clear that I love performing and hate being called out wrong. That's the thing - With formal debates, I hate being pulled out as wrong. That is a potential problem, but I love personal, informal, intense debates, with just one other person.

 

Things like being a director, a cinematographer or a photographer would be cool, but there comes that sense (for me at least) not to ruin my love of photography by making a job of it. I'd love to be a concept designer/artist; designing concepts for games, but not actually programming them. I think I could pull of concept art quite nicely, as well.

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Dream: test driver/professional water polo/soccer player.

Dream I might actually achieve: a coaching job

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Dream Job: Wrestler (Been a fan all my life) or more recently, an actor.

I see the teen stars in America and I really do envy them alot, sometimes I really wish I was born there.

 

I'm currently studying "Multimedia & Animation" so I'll have a few choices of work if I actually choose to follow this industry but then again, there aren't many opportunities in my country and it's really competitive overseas.

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Realistic: Video game designer. I'm looking into studying computer science or engineering in college, and I'll probably try and get my leg in the industry by starting out as a game programmer or QA. Perhaps even as an artist, though probably not since I don't plan on studying art in college.

 

Current: Working as a teenager makin' lattes in a local cafe :P

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Dream Job: Porn Star

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Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Dream job I suppose would maybe be a 3D animator for feature films, either Pixar or a larger studio that uses Blender. Or maybe founding such a studio as one doesn't really exist yet.

 

More realistic is a Blender programmer, I've contributed code to the codebase already in fact. :-)

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I'm trying to sort out exactly what I want to do once I graduate this spring from my university but as of right now these are the career fields I feel capable of doing well. Marketing, new media, talent agent, producing, editor, and screenwriting.

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I want to own a pet store. Either that or own a music venue/bar. Because that would just be cool.

 

We'll see though, thats 100% subject to change.

 

 

Might have to get in on a petco or petsmart chain. They have been putting smaller Privately owned pet stores out of business. My good friend had a pet store here for 25 years, then Petco came along and destroyed em. Then he changed locations to, to another part of town and still couldn't make it after that. Kinda sucks. The smaller stores end up having to jack up all their prices up just to keep their doors open to compete with the chain stores.

 

 

Look into wildlife biology if you wanna work with animals. I had a blast in college, and even did all my internships at local zoos.

Yeah, I've seen that a bit around here too. Small, independent pet stores always seemed a lot more inviting and like they take care of their animals much better to me though. And Wildlife biology sounds like it could be a good choice of a major for me, I'll definitely check that out

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Dude, you know porn stars get paid barely anything? Especially straight guys. =\

 

It's really not about the money bro, that's why its a dream job. And getting paid at all to have sex is pretty sweet.

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Dude, you know porn stars get paid barely anything? Especially straight guys. =\

 

It's really not about the money bro, that's why its a dream job. And getting paid at all to have sex is pretty sweet.

So advertise yourself in the paper?

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Dude, you know porn stars get paid barely anything? Especially straight guys. =\

 

It's really not about the money bro, that's why its a dream job. And getting paid at all to have sex is pretty sweet.

So advertise yourself in the paper?

 

I couldn't convince them :(

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