EarthySun Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I've been practicing German and Spanish while ignoring Chemistry. :thumbup: So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I'm going for a swim in the river on Saturday. It's going to be about 10 degrees F and there's snow on the ground. Gonna need to find some bears afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Aye, bears'll keep you warm. 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I found a bi-polar kid trying to rape a girl. I told him to get his paws off of her, but he just took a swipe at me and gave me a black eye.I stood up straight at this point and said "Honey, it's a tooth for a tooth, and both are your's." Then I proceeded to mark him with my fighting style: "Roaring Fury." He called me a brown noser, but was just bear tracking as he realized that my bites to his snout would soon send him into hibernation, so he ran, barely making it. The girl was about to fall into an oven, but I saved her from being in heat. It turns out we have a lot of thigns in common. We have no problems with litters, and are fans of the Cubs. She said I was a real dear, and then gave me a bear hug. She was wrong. She also really loves my pet, Smokey. Also, despite the bear market, I just left my financial footprint by tracking down a whole new territory of financial prey. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgelemmons Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I convinced my friend's parents to pay for the parts for a completely new gaming computer (for him) and the parts are coming this weekend. :thumbup: I arranged for college visits to MIT and Stanford with my friend. I"m doing this instead of AP US History homework. Thanks to Uno for the awsome sig <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danqazmlp Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Not really done anything exceptional recently. I think I was very un-selfish the other day when I convinced a girl I'm into to get back with her ex-bf instead of me for some odd reason that I still haven't forgiven my brain. I also found some original documents in the city archives by the police officer who arrested this guy in WW2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_von_Werra It described the car journey to the police station where Werra explained how he had escaped from the two prisons in England and how he had been re-captured. (The wiki article does not go into enough detail, the man should have a Movie made honestly) Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I learned how to play YYZ (By Rush) on drums. If you haven't heard it, go listen to it, now. It's basically an orgasm on a drum set.Edit: Guys, if you read each post and then imagine they also put "like a boss" after it, the thread is so much cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Got a scar across my arm fighting off bears to save orphans from a house fire. Just another day.I'll drink to that ;) The bears are on me. :shades: *cracks one open*Thats pretty grizzly. No, it's actually the polar opposite. Bear jokes suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Got a scar across my arm fighting off bears to save orphans from a house fire. Just another day.I'll drink to that ;) The bears are on me. :shades: *cracks one open*Thats pretty grizzly. No, it's actually the polar opposite. Bear jokes suck.I can hardly bear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I've built an epic castle in Minecraft, and somehow managed to take on 100 enemy footsoldiers at once while drinking a bear. Like a boss. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I convinced my friend's parents to pay for the parts for a completely new gaming computer (for him) and the parts are coming this weekend. :thumbup: I arranged for college visits to MIT and Stanford with my friend. I"m doing this instead of AP US History homework.Daaayum son. Stanford'll be real nice. When are you guys going? ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I argued with a cop last night who tried to tell me of laws that don't exist. Like a boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastortoise Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I was recently accepted into two medical schools. that is pro as hell. grats manthat's off-the-charts pro, nicely done :thumbup: I (recently) got a job in a research lab :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamdan Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I just had sex, finished in a manly way that would get edited out by a mod, and then she made me a steak sandwich and left my house for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 ^Heroic. I haven't anything. But whatever. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I always joked about sex as though it'd be like me being the Heavy off of TF2. It costs $400,000, there's lot's of screaming and crying and leetle leetle cowards, and in the end, I get a sandvich. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Is_Great Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I played Space Invaders. :thumbup: And Donkey Kong. Might try Joust later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Dislocated a finger punching a guy in the jaw, and then caused myself incredible pain by trying to push it back into place. This was at Schoolies, so I was quite drunk. More recently, I made scones. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Dislocated a finger punching a guy in the jaw, and then caused myself incredible pain by trying to push it back into place. This was at Schoolies, so I was quite drunk. More recently, I made scones. Best post I've seen all day. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I just had sex, finished in a manly way that would get edited out by a mod, and then she made me a steak sandwich and left my house for work. Yep, this is all I could think of. A nice round of hardy sex. +1 Post count +1 E-peen boost +3 Ashamed mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I don't want to remove it becasue it is so goddamn manly and awesome, Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastortoise Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I just had sex, finished in a manly way that would get edited out by a mod, and then she made me a steak sandwich and left my house for work. Yep, this is all I could think of. A nice round of hardy sex. +1 Post count +1 E-peen boost +3 Ashamed modsUrgh, I haven't had one of those in so long... stupid university. I say that as if i'm disappointed but honestly I don't see myself having time for it until next week, when I'm done my exams.. and that's just depressing :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I just invented something, like a boss. 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_99_Melee Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I just had sex, finished in a manly way that would get edited out by a mod, and then she made me a steak sandwich and left my house for work.Urgh, I haven't had one of those in so long... stupid university. Yeah since being at college I haven't had a steak sandwich in forever too. Need one so bad.. Also something awesome: Smoked some stuff then played lasertag + got in an argument with this nails lady at the mall about how shiny my nails were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I just had sex, finished in a manly way that would get edited out by a mod, and then she made me a steak sandwich and left my house for work.Urgh, I haven't had one of those in so long... stupid university. Yeah since being at college I haven't had a steak sandwich in forever too. Need one so bad.. Also something awesome: Smoked some stuff then played lasertag + got in an argument with this nails lady at the mall about how shiny my nails were? [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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