Fona623 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 You are buried under a pile of rocks. The vending machine then tells you that it hates you to. Thanks to GoldWorks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celebi Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You get half-eaten pizza FormerTip.It mapper | hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgrazotis Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 ur account gets hacked *oh dear* :roll: *inserts coin* thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 ur account gets hacked *oh dear* :roll: *inserts coin* The machine starts jumping around screaming; "I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!!" >Inserts Ice cream< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 The machine throws the Ice Cream at you. *inserts a note that says "I swear to the demon I didn't do it!!!!!!!"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 The machine throws the Ice Cream at you. *inserts a note that says "I swear to the demon I didn't do it!!!!!!!"* You get a note saying "Oh shut up and give me an ice cream!!!" >Inserts a note saying: "Why do you want an ice cream and do you hate me?"< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You get a note that says "Because I want something to throw you with. And yes I do hate you, I'm sick and tired of serving you some stupid soda." *inserts a magical coins that eliminates all the magic of the vending machine and makes it normal vending machine.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You get a note that says "Because I want something to throw you with. And yes I do hate you, I'm sick and tired of serving you some stupid soda." *inserts a magical coins that eliminates all the magic of the vending machine and makes it normal vending machine.* You get a note saying: "Okay I'ill turn into a normal vending machine!" And then it tips over and lands on you crushing every bone in your body! Walks over to a new vending machine >Inserts note< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzy Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 you get a cheapo cheapo coke, and $4.99 back. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You become a human made out of cheese. And you eat yourself because you're so hungry. *inserts a fake FBI ID with the name "George Bush Isanidiot" and picture of George Bush making insane face.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You become a human made out of cheese. And you eat yourself because you're so hungry. *inserts a fake FBI ID with the name "George Bush Isanidiot" and picture of George Bush making insane face.* The machine gets hiccups because you just scared it, then it askes you when ever it's you. You get so angry that you smashes the machine with Chuck Norris's skull but Chuck Norris gets pissed and attacks you but I tries to rescue you but we are both killed! >Inserts my will< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeStopper Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You get Cheney's face on 2 coins Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzy Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 you get the fonz come out and throw coke cans at you til you luy down still. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeStopper Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 The machine eats the pie, then falls on you. Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 No you aren't, because the building the vending machine is now in, is now locked, permenantly. *sneakes into that building and uses fifteen dollors.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeStopper Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You get everything in the machine, all the bombs, TNT, explosive, and an pulled grenade. Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 You get everything in the machine, all the bombs, TNT, explosive, and an pulled grenade. In Soviet Russia, vending machines inserts YOU!! Source: Uncyclopedia >Inserts Cappies (Capitalists)< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dracomanm Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 You get some socialists *inserts annoying little brother* Runescape membership: 5 Euro/month. Double RS joy: PricelessMy drawings (like my sig)Say something nice to the person above you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzy Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 you get an army of annoying little brothers who grass to your mom that your on this forum past your bedtime. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 You get nothing as you didn't notice the sign "out of order". *shoots a security guard, steals his keys and inserts the keys into the machine.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzy Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 The guard becomes a zombie and eats your brains. he takes back his keys and goes to his phonebook and gets a mechanic to fix the machine. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sylvawarrior Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 THE MACHINE SWINGS OPEN AND BURIES YOU IN DEAD RATS THAT HAVE CLIMBED INTO IT OVER THE YEARS. <img src="http://killm3.x10.mx/rotate.php" alt="Header" width="400" height="100" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilev Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 you rs account is now locked, have a good a day *inserts a coin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzy Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 You get a packet of apple seeds, but get fined 50k gp because you ate them in runescape, when it was banned in the whole world (exept in shilo village) Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 You get a packet of apple seeds, but get fined 50k gp because you ate them in runescape, when it was banned in the whole world (exept in shilo village) You get a Cabage!!! >Inserts Humour< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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