you see really weak quite people fishing sharks, and having problems opening doors, so you throw soccer balls at them

When you try to bake a cake in 2 seconds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you mine a rock and think it'll respawn in a minute.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you think one lump of iron ore and 2 lumps of coal ore make steel (it dosen't make any sense, coal is basically carbon, but steel is like low-carbon iron, so why would iron, smelted with carbon [how do you melt coal anyway] make a steel bar? :? )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

actually to make steel in real life you use coking coal, which is a form of coal. Iron ore and limestone. then use all three in a blast furnace and out comes a steel bar 8|

You know your addicted to Runescape when you start playing intravenously :?

when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've done it millions of times...

lol.. guess you play to much :lol:

You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!"

 

 

 

Rofl :lol:

When you try to find the dwarven mine to buy a rune pickaxe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you try to enter a building but they won't yet you in, even though you're wearing a brown apron.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you yell out "WHOOT LVL 76 I CAN FISH FOR SHARKS!" at the docks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you bring home no firewood, you father asks you "Where's the firewood?" and you reply "An ent damaged it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you hurl an iron throwing knife at an obese person mistaken for an ogre.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you try to grow a nightshade in your backyard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you ask your mom for 300k so you can buy cannonballs to get lvl 99 ranged.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you try to use a safespot while you range dust devils in a smokey dungeon down in the Sahara.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he said funny ones not lame ones

 

When you try to find the dwarven mine to buy a rune pickaxe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you try to enter a building but they won't yet you in, even though you're wearing a brown apron.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you yell out "WHOOT LVL 76 I CAN FISH FOR SHARKS!" at the docks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you bring home no firewood, you father asks you "Where's the firewood?" and you reply "An ent damaged it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you hurl an iron throwing knife at an obese person mistaken for an ogre.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you try to grow a nightshade in your backyard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you ask your mom for 300k so you can buy cannonballs to get lvl 99 ranged.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you try to use a safespot while you range dust devils in a smokey dungeon down in the Sahara.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he said funny ones not lame ones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hahahahhahahaha, those were awful.

when you start using icepacks to kill lizards

 

 

 

when you start killing lots of people saying its a slayer assignment

 

 

 

when you actually try to make fishing pots

 

 

 

when you wonder why when you kill a bear it doesnt diappear and drop fur and bones

 

 

 

when you start swearing and expect a filter to block it

Tons of these have been posted.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My favorite, however, is (although not created by me, not sure who to give credit though):

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you chop down a tree and get confused when it doesn't respawn in about 10 seconds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lmfao, just started reading this post and am cracking up atm over this

when you kill the queen of england and hope for a dragon chain :lol:

when you kill the queen of england and hope for a dragon chain :lol:

 

 

 

yeah, she and KQ are the same, and they? :lol:

when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yup, i do that irl. alot. did it to a teacher, then when they asked wat it meant and i tried 2 explain, go a detention :(

you spend time making jokes about being addicted to runescape.

lol tough luck, bet she thoguht you meant the othe kind of noob 8) 8)

You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i love that :lol:

 

when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yup, i do that irl. alot. did it to a teacher, then when they asked wat it meant and i tried 2 explain, go a detention :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how about when a teacher calls you a noob?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-when you are arrested for trying to sell unidentified herbs on the street

 

 

 

-when you ask why the sky isnt black all the time

 

 

 

-when you ask for a newcomers map when you arrive in a new country

 

 

 

-when you wonder why you cant eat a lobster in one bite, and why the shell is there

 

 

 

-when you wonder why the guy you knocked a load of rocks on still isn't moving

 

 

 

-when you look for a damage splash when you punch someone

 

 

 

-when you try to buy bows and arrows at a real lowes

 

 

 

-when you steal all the neighbors' pumpkins and try to sell them for a few million on ebay

 

 

 

-when you are amazed by the fact that you can actually go into water

I have huge backyard. So I didnt see my son there and then he comes in behind me and i ask "where were you?"

 

 

 

he answers " Oh, I was in the level 45 backyard" :lol:

- If you accept a picture of what you want to buy, with a little number under it for hard cash.

 

 

 

- You see a cat in a pet store, thinking yeah, I'd kick you to the curb for 100 deaths...

 

 

 

- Every time you see a picture of a chicken, you think about how many feathers you could get from him.

 

 

 

- You go to Burger King, see their stack of paper hats, and assume them the richest people on earth.

when you pick up a leaf from outside and mix it in water with some chocloate dust and wonder why those bullys can still catch you

You set a barn on fire, and then when the fire service arrive, go 'w00t 99 fm! Haha n00bs!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You try to sell a spinach roll, you scammer...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You throw your 'rune-stones' at people, and expect them to turn into a wind bolt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You claim hax on anyone who scores against you in any sport.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you didn't win the 100m, you claimed you were lagging

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You wonder why you ended up with a lacerated throat after eating a whole swordfish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get someone to stab you, because you've got lost and want a free trip home

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You call anyone a n00b, or use 1337 in real life (guilty...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:roll: )

when u go 2 a christmas party and some1 offer u a party cracker u quickly snatch it off them and run all the way 2 ur local market and try 2 sell for $90 mill

if u cant justify rs and realife u have serious mental issues. There 2 different things and in no way alike. sharks will never heal "health" there are no strength potions. You dont respawn when u die. Every post like this pisses me off. You know u need a life when u post this. :roll:

I think steroids and Red Bull might qualify as strength potions, or atleast energy potions.

When you use 'range level' as an icebreaker :lol: .